Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    I sure hope it's not gonna be too much for Max.
     
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  2. 1

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    It might be (It's his first round w/ Tiger...in a major...at the Old Course...in the 150th anniversary...in what might be one of Tigers last chances to actually be competitive...) and if it is, so be it. Yolo and Max is going to be around for a long time with many more chances at many majors. If I'm Max I go into it with a grateful mindset and understand that I'm going to be distracted more than usual and just accept that.
     
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  3. pez

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    Yeah I think he’s either going to go all out and go low or he’s gonna blow up as it’s too much. No in between. But he’s gonna enjoy every minute of it

     
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  4. Sportfan

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    I’ll shill for my guy, mods feel free to delete if not appropriate.

     
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  5. Beagle

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    I will be at St. Andrew's on Thursday and Friday. In Edinburgh at the moment.

    Will post pictures at some point.
     
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  6. stric006

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    I need some winning picks.
     
  7. Vinegar Strokes

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    Who is everyone liking this weekend? Fan Duel has promo where you get your money back if your golfer finishes top 20.
     
  8. teel

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    I like 3 ball parlays by round better than tourney finishes, let's go Laurie Canter
     
  9. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Xander feels pretty safe for that promotion. Or Rory.
     
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  10. undrtow

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    Fawcett is a good guy and Decade is legit
     
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  11. 1

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    I would say Rory as well. I would bet Spieth and Cam Smith too.
     
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  12. junior5

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    Oosthuizen darkhorse
     
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  13. mal630

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    I hammered Willy Z, JT and Spieth
     
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  14. steamengine

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    Ryan Fox is taking it folks
     
  15. Bert Handsome

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    This is what I came up with

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  16. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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  17. PaulKemp

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    I think DECADE is really cool. The last time I looked it involved a lot of manual work with Google Earth I didn’t really want to do, because I suck at golf regardless of strategy
     
  18. hudson

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    Thought this was kind of cool. Annoyed my favorite city par three course raised their rates for the first time in a very long time and got rid of a set of tee markers.
     

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  19. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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  20. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
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    The match
     
  21. RalfBully

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    Super pumped for tmrw. Our damn Invitational is this wknd though so not how much I’ll be able to watch though. Extra special with just getting back two months ago

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  22. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    You picking a LIV guy is so on brand lol
     
  23. Goose

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    Wrong thread
     
  24. junior5

    junior5 @TrustyPatches’ granddaddy

    no he literally won the last time it was played at St. Andrews and had been a heavy contender in every major until recently
     
  25. Dukes

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    No he didn’t
     
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  26. Bert Handsome

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    LIV Boys just buried on the tee sheet/coverage

    Phil's face might as well be on the side of a milk carton
     
  27. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    FYI, Precision Pro NX9 is a lightning deal on Prime Day today for $200. Cheapest I’ve ever seen it

     
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  28. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Today I learned Louie Oosthuizen is Zach Johnson.
     
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  29. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Bought the seven yesterday for 149
     
  30. steamengine

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  31. junior5

    junior5 @TrustyPatches’ granddaddy

    well he won in 2010 and went into a playoff in 2015. Has a pretty good track record
     
  32. Bert Handsome

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    I feel guilty not using a promo code from the podcasts I listen to

    On the other hand I like money
     
  33. Baron

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  34. junior5

    junior5 @TrustyPatches’ granddaddy

    you bringing up LIV is so on brand
     
  35. PaulKemp

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    Thanks and purchased. Been meaning to pick up a range finder for a long time
     
  36. dome foam

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    [​IMG]
     
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  37. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    LIV laugh love
     
  38. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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  39. Bert Handsome

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  40. 1

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  41. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    Cam smith and Sam burns let’s ride
     
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  42. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    Lord help us if a LIV guy wins.
     
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  43. steamengine

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    Rory or Spieth or we riot
     
  44. BobLoblaw

    BobLoblaw I'm not here to talk nonsense
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    Took Rahm in my one and done this week, no outcome would surprise me.
     
  45. steamengine

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    God, Xander absolutely bores me
     
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  46. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Watched 10 seconds of golf channel tonight and bryson was on saying he’s gonna try and drive 2 and 3 and 7 and 9 and blah blah. I’m so happy he’s not on tour anymore
     
  47. jac3672

    jac3672 Well-Known Member

    The positive of the LIV is that it gives golf some defined villains. Nobody really pulled for Bryson or Brooks anyway, but now you really don’t pull for them.

    Imagine Speith or Rory vs Brooks or DJ down the stretch at St Andrew’s. Good vs Evil.
     
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  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    Really just gives the media outlets a permission slip to define them as a villain for all the sheeple that couldnt see it for themselves
     
  49. poor paul

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    lol
     
  50. mb711

    mb711 West Coast Barner
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    Anyone who liked/didn’t hate Bryson before isn’t going to hate him more now