Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson and louisville cops hate you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    “Did you find out whether they’re having a boy or girl? What’s the name going to be?”

    “I have no idea. We didn’t talk about that.”

    “Didn’t you golf together today?”

    “Yes. We golfed. We didn’t ‘talk’ talk.”
     
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  2. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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    My wife and I have this conversation every time and all I can say is "he shot 82 with a great birde on 12"
     
  3. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    I still don’t even know the details of my brothers divorce from a few years back , my wife “you have never asked??” Nope, if he wanted to tell me he would.
     
  4. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    "On about the 13th hole the transfusions took their toll and his short game went to shit"
     
  5. teel

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    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8hc1Sj8/
     
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  6. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    As expected the first round of the MG saw us pull up the rear in the flight. Was not a lot of fun out there. Jigga you free next year?
     
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  7. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I’m in
     
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  8. Tommy Callahan

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    Did you not know your partner that well going in? Priority 1 is having fun
     
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  9. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    “What did y’all talk about today?”

    “I’m not sure, nothing really”

    “y’all were together for 4 hours”

    “…”

    every. Single. Time.
     
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  10. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    We’re great friends. He’s just not that good at golf. We’re having fun. Just not doing well on the golf part. I knew it was going to be like this coming in so I wasn’t planning to win our flight. Was just hoping he could have a couple good holes per match. Still 3 more rounds so we’ll see what happens.
     
  11. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I’m the opposite, you’ll hate life by being around me but I’ll make some fucking birdies
     
  12. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    I am an elite vibes partner. Good at reading your putts. I play fast. Love just talking golf the entire round. I will kill a thousand light beers in an 18 hole round. Occasionally mix in a little personal chatter if we need to distract ourselves from poor play. I will be your biggest cheerleader out there. Only problem is I suck shit at golf.
     
  13. b7

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    We are the same (minus reading putts, you don’t want that)!
     
  14. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    What about eagles? If you’re that big a dick then I expect an eagle or two. Ha
     
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  15. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    how about 4
     
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  16. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Just know they won't be on the par 3s.
     
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  17. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I expected better.
     
  19. 1

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    Yeah me too when we played.

    Fair warning to tigr2ndbase , if there's a hill, or even a slight gradual slope in the county where your golf course is at then Jigga will need a diaper
     
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  20. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    I need you at my member guest with a 20 handicap
     
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  21. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    unfortunately I am at a 12. total liability.
     
  22. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    stric006 played my neighbor from the Wiregrass in tennis the other night and got my brains beat in. I suck at tennis too unfortunately.
     
  23. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    Kids an athlete. And I really suck at tennis.
     
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  24. Tommy Callahan

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    Sadly I’m much better at tennis than golf
     
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  25. Snakes

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    did you play a lot during your time in Chattanooga? made the mistake of playing with some Baylor/McCallie boys in Tuscaloosa one time and they were ridiculously good.
     
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  26. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    I underachieve equally well at tennis as golf
     
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  27. Tommy Callahan

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    Yeah I was on the team - although never really played matches that counted. With my size doubles is pretty damn fun

    Wife tries to play as much tennis as possible and I still smoke her. I try and play as much golf as possible and I still suck there. My good stretches are pretty damn good but my blowups are impressively bad
     
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  28. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    i'm pretty good at the net too but eventually i get outplayed on the baseline.
     
  29. tigr2ndbase

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    Good to know. There’s no flat lies on my course. It’s well named with Southern Hills.

    Another fun day of padding our lead at the bottom of the flight. I’m starting a petition that the team that finishes dead last of all flights gets their money back. We have a chance at that.
     
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  30. CUAngler

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    Is there a death flight?
     
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  31. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    What’s that?
     
  32. 1

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    Lol oh no Jigga :warn:
     
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  33. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I’ve been practicing
     
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  34. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    That’s because dudes rock
     
  35. Baron

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    I played tennis in HS. That’s all I got. Wish I still played.
     
  36. CUAngler

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    On the last day, last place team of each flight get thrown into a pool on the last day and the one that gets the most points from their two matches that gets a spot in the shootout.

    it’s a way to keep teams engaged and from tanking the flight.
     
  37. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  39. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    That’s awesome
     
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  40. Nole0515

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    thats a dream come true
     
  41. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    We didn’t go out a complete loser…won our match this morning to pull out one victory and this is what we felt like. Bummed I couldn’t stay for the shootout to see who wins.

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  42. PaulKemp

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    This was a silly back 9

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  43. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Adidas code chaos shoes $52 today with code OCTOBER
     
  44. Joystick Izzy

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    He must do this a lot. My buddy was playing there a few years back and has the exact same scenario with Nantz narrating his shot. Pretty cool for him to do that.

    If he did that for me, I would 100% blade it into the ocean.
     
  45. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    I wonder what the odds are for you to get the correct tee time for that to happen?
     
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  46. pez

    pez Competent
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  47. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  48. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Take all the loose change out your right pocket and put it in your left.
     
  49. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    For the record this was off a mat on the range. I was -2 thru 5 and missed 2 birdie putts right after.

    I then went triple triple triple.
     
  50. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    I’d much rather be 2 under on the last five holes than the first five holes. Too much mental gymnastics start when I start hot.
     
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