Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson and louisville cops hate you and your family

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  1. ZeroPointZero

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    Zalatoris with an ace at 14
     
  2. Sportfan

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    Caddie takes home a nice ride that starts at $66,000 MSRP.
     
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  3. CUAngler

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    I’m not into the YouTube golfers (nothing against them at all), but that sounds infinitely more intriguing that watching anything liv related.
     
  4. dome foam

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    The ones that take themselves too serious…woof
     
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  5. tigr2ndbase

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    GFore shoes came in today. I was wearing them around the house for a few minutes to get a feel for them. Wife looked at them and goes what are those. Told her they were my new comfy golf shoes and she goes “thank goodness, I thought they were work shoes”.
     
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  6. ZeroPointZero

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    looks like a wrap for Tiger
     
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  7. fattmante

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    Sun Day Dread
     
  8. ZeroPointZero

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  9. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Poor showing
     
  10. Sir Phobos

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    body is falling apart at the seams. don't know what he's trying to prove to anyone at this point. retire, go pick up yoga, come back in 3-5 years when you're 25 pounds lighter and not trying to murder every tee shot and have a relaxing time on the Senior Tour.
     
  11. ohhaithur

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    Selling merch and getting sportsbooks rich
     
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  12. fattmante

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    Not sure I get the rebranding at this stage of career but whatever
     
  13. pez

    pez Competent
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  14. ZeroPointZero

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  15. mal630

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    Was anyone watching? Is this sickness or like leg is broken?
     
  16. Baron

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  17. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Paramedic #69

    Nice.
     
  18. ButchCassidy

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    He’s just hungover.
     
  19. CUAngler

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    Over dosed on monsters
     
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  20. Baron

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  22. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    I’m on paternity leave so been watching all day. Never noticed anything that appeared like a leg or back issue, seemed to be swinging it and walking fine. Seems like the sickness excuse could be legit, especially if the multiple bathroom visits reported was accurate
     
  23. Gaknight

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    One day Jordan’s caddie is gonna be him over the head with his clubs
     
  24. poor paul

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  25. visa

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    greller
     
  26. ZeroPointZero

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    not even the most iconic dining establishment associated with Tiger

    [​IMG]
     
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  27. Born Again Lefty

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    Vaxxed?
     
  28. poor paul

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    was more that he had the shits a day later
     
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  29. tigr2ndbase

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    I’ve learned as I’ve gotten into my 40’s that I can’t eat like I used to. Spicy/hot foods really do damage now. I’m sure tiger is just going to have to learn this also.
     
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  30. Corky Bucek

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    IMG_5691.jpeg
     
  31. Boom TittyMilk

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    Ironically the highlight was probably the same color as the diarrhea
     
  32. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  33. poor paul

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    cheatin' ass Longhorns.
     
  34. Boom TittyMilk

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    Damn that’s gotta make you feel like a moron
     
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  35. ZeroPointZero

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    especially in an elevated event where you get big money for free essentially
     
  36. ohhaithur

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    Did you guys see Spieth after the round? He ran up the stairs to sign his card, I'm assuming so he could take a shit. He probably didn't have time to review his card otherwise he'd have his own FRI DAY BROWN
     
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  37. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  38. Gaknight

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    That would get me on the phone with LIV to be honest. I’d be heated
     
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  39. Corky Bucek

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    There go my Spieth bets
     
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  40. poor paul

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    pretty clear the shits are going around.
     
  41. ohhaithur

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    gotta be the in-and-out

    spieth sprinted up the stairs after 18, I have no doubts he wasn't thinking about thoroughly reviewing his card

    that's a $200k shit he took
     
  42. southlick

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  43. CTownND

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    What an awful 3 week run for the PGA Tour:

    -Sunday at Pebble cancelled due to rain the week of LIV’s first event and no football
    -Heater of a finish at WM bled into Super Bowl coverage and was overshadowed by drunks
    -Tiger withdraws and Spieth DQ’ed at Riv with Cantlay up 5 going into the weekend
     
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  44. fish

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    I've taken to watching the coverage on DVR at 2X speed and it's fantastic. Sundays will be live if I have the time but damn this pace and skipping ads is elite.
     
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  45. ohhaithur

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    I enjoy the leisurely golf but love this for you
     
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  46. teel

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    A little dramatic here

    - can't control California weather, the liv Mexico tournament was depressing
    - it was not "overshadowed by drunks" lol that was saturday which is always the rowdiest day, sunday was incredible and it always bleeds into the Super Bowl
    - tiger had the shits and spieth was careless because he apparently had the shits too
     
  47. Gallant Knight

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    This is probably the dumbest rule in all of sports
     
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  48. RalfBully

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    i agree, but thought this was good. I’m team bifurcation and don’t give one fuck about trying to pretend the pros play the same game as me though too

     
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  49. Gallant Knight

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    Lmao no one actually thinks the pros are using the same shit as amateurs
     
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