Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson and louisville cops hate you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. poor paul

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    In on the Match tonight. Rory, Max, and Rose are all really likable. Never seen Lexi’s personality much but she can really move it.
     
  2. fish

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    Appreciate the heads up. I head no idea this was even happening.
     
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  3. poor paul

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    First time playing a public course and first time bringing in the women make it a must watch for me.
     
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  4. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  5. roggins

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    Lighthearted golf? Pretty sure we got that with Soly’s tournament play last week.
     
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  6. poor paul

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    Max talking in the middle of his back swing love it
     
  7. Ball Gag Giorgio

    Ball Gag Giorgio do you like being chief of police?
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    Whoever idea it was to put dj khaled on the broadcast should be fired.
     
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  8. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    Are they not doing taste of the masters this year?
     
  9. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Something enjoyable about watching a pro suffer the existential crisis of searching for a ball you thought you hit well when you don’t have thousands of people there to point it out for you
     
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  10. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    Christina Kim this broadcast...
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  11. Goose

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    Her coming up really young doesn’t help, but I wouldn’t have guessed Lexi just turned 29. Figured she was 33-36
     
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  12. CUAngler

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  13. poor paul

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    I doubt that very very seriously.
     
  14. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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  15. pez

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    Gooch certainly thinks pretty highly of himself

     
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  16. Wicket

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    First abandoning a system and then complaining about it is so incredibly weak
     
  17. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Also, all the good players are going to be there. That just doesn’t include you, Gooch.
     
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  18. pez

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    I actually clicked on the original article because I was trying to think of who else might be missing and couldnt come up with anyone. The three players they say got snubbed are Gooch, Dean Burmester, and Louis Oosthuizen. I laughed.
     
  19. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    It's probably cropped and the bold isn't showing up for me but the punchline at the end:

    So currently, the Masters field would be without Beau Hossler, Talor Gooch, Christian Bezuidenhout, Rasmus Hojgaard, and Stephen Jaeger.

    And with a straight face, Talor Gooch said that it's going to have an asterisk on it.
     
  20. Gaknight

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    Gooch is also one of the dumbest golfers alive. This is the guy that thought he could just play in LIV events and waltz back to the tour and then cried when his actions had consequences.
     
  21. MODEVIL

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    Jake Knapp grew up at my father in laws club. Around all the time. I’d see him on the range almost every time we were there over the last few years. Incredible.
     
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  22. dome foam

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    Quite literally all of the worst guys, outside of DJ and Brooks, took their talents to LIV for a boatload of cash. DJ and Brooks have been very transparent about all of it.

    There really isn't anyone left on the PGA Tour I truly hate. It is bad for the game of golf in the sense that it's a good thing to have villains to root against. I really don't root against anyone on the Tour now.
     
  23. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    He has a very mesmerizing swing
     
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  24. LetItSoak

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    Gooch pretending his absence necessitates an asterisk is dumber than when he said LIV Portland was equivalent to the Ryder Cup
     
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  25. pez

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  26. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  27. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    :ded:
     
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  28. Dukes

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  29. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    I’m all in on the Gooch dragging. Fuck that guy.
     
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  30. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    so is my dog at times
     
  31. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The Masters should let in every LIV player except for Talor
     
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  32. Gaknight

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    Dan Rap whining about the Match and saying he would rather watch YouTube golfers is so on brand for that weirdo dork.
     
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  33. undrtow

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    Gooch fucked up when he was invited. Always been a dumbass

     
  34. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Honestly, he should be barred from ever playing golf again.
     
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  35. Drown ‘Em

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  36. Gallant Knight

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    Another reason Augusta sucks total wang. Self important dickheads
     
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  37. undrtow

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  38. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Anthony kim to liv. Guess that insurance money ran out so joined a new scam.
     
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  39. Goose

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    I forgot Anthony Kim existed
     
  40. Snakes

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    Doesn't he have to pay back his insurance money if he wants to play pro golf again? so that would indicate LIV is paying a very stupid amount for a golfer nobody gives a shit about anymore.
     
  41. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    No idea but he announced his comeback by saying Hi haters, I’m back.

    No one hated him. He’ll fight right in with the victim complex of that group
     
  42. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    He looks rough

     
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  43. Brandon Chicken

    Brandon Chicken Chow Time
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  44. Nole0515

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    What happened to that beautiful face of yours?

    Crack cocaine and Louisiana
     
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  45. Fran Tarkenton

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    [​IMG]
     
  46. Gaknight

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    I spent the last 15 years hating on Anthony Kim said no one
     
  47. pez

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    everything about this is perfectly LIV
     
  48. RalfBully

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    Dont think I've ever handed out so many likes as i have on this page. Well done on the Gooch and LIV hate.
     
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  49. CUAngler

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    that’s the neck of a 65 year old farmer
     
  50. Brandon Chicken

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    Norman said Kim is perfect for LIV. And he's right, just not for the reasons he means.

    It is extremely unserious, which is completely fine, but let's not act like this is Jordan coming back in '95.