Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. pez

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    and the timing of guys like Bryson and Gooch bitching about OWGR and majors at the same time that the league is handing out a season long contract to a guy that hasn’t played in a decade is just beautiful
     
  2. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Just the dumbest timeline possible
     
  3. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  4. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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  5. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    based on his photo, all of that insurance money went up his nose over the last 10 years

    an artie lange-inspired makeover
     
  6. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Golf media is so incomprehensibly nerdy
     
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  7. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Good lord these people are obnoxious
     
  8. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Which people? Seems pretty innocuous.

    NLU gets word that Khaled thinks he’s playing in the match.
    Bizz asks Khaled bc he’s there.
    Bizz reconsiders bc he realizes Khaled is a psycho.
     
  9. DuffandMuff

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    No one questions Soly or his sources goddamnit!
     
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  10. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Soly needs his own personal Twitter account. Clogging up the NLU main account with this nonsense is annoying
     
  11. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    I’m back haters
     
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  12. dome foam

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    I’m really withholding any emotional investment in his return until we know the full story of what the fuck happened to him.
     
  13. pez

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    I assume part of the benefit of LIV to him is that they can control how the media interacts with him. He’ll be more protected there. But on the other hand, I’m sure there’s a sit down with Feherty in the works
     
  14. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    Not quite as tough as B Watson only beating him by 2 strokes.
     
  15. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Haven’t thought about bubba Watson in a long time. Keeping good company it appears
     
  16. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    Love to see Bubba down there

    Guess it was 'god's plan'
     
  17. fish

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  18. Gaknight

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    This guy has to be on the spectrum. He is just the weirdest guy
     
  19. Gaknight

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    Pretty good golfer this Nick Dunlap guy
     
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  20. pez

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    can he even afford this?

     
  21. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fire Darvin Ham
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  22. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    I was really into AK during that Ryder Cup. Is Boo Weekly on the senior tour yet.
     
  23. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Does anyone have a good app for one course gambling?
     
  24. southlick

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  25. CUAngler

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    I used golf bettor during a trip a week ago and it was great. Has a ton of games and flexibility. Keeps track of the money well.
     
  26. DuffandMuff

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    Good thing it won’t matter whether he signs the incorrect scorecard.
     
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  27. ohhaithur

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    golfnow made a new app specifically for that purpose but I haven't used it yet. Looks good from what I saw
     
  28. Jigga

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    “new”
     
  29. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Amazing.
     
  30. ohhaithur

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    Don't be mad at me y'all are the ones calling it new
     
  31. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Im just saying it’s not new
     
  32. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    What’s it called?
     
  33. tigr2ndbase

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    First round of the club championship today. Tied for 2nd then caught a bad break on 11 to score a triple on the hole. Couldn’t recover mentality and it went downhill after that. Just going to go out tomorrow and try to put up a respectable round. Nine shots back so unless I shoot the course record I doubt I’m going to move the leaderboard.
     
  34. ohhaithur

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    Golf now compete
     
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  35. tigr2ndbase

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    Also, got this today. Didnt miss a fairway on the front side. IMG_9589.jpeg
     
  36. Zack Zedalis

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    88 yesterday & 79 today. Golf is stupid
     
  37. tigr2ndbase

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    Was this at copperhead?
     
  38. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
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    Just at my club. Valspar is week of 18th
     
  39. tigr2ndbase

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    What’s your club?
     
  40. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    AARP
     
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  41. Zack Zedalis

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    Damnit
     
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  42. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
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    Gentle Creek in TX
     
  43. fish

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    Fun finish in Singapore for the gals. Hannah Green birdied the closing three holes to win by a shot.
     
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  44. Sportfan

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    Enjoy this track, can definitely see a wide range of scores out there. I played a US Am qualifier once and I think a kid in my group shot 67-77.
     
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  45. DuffandMuff

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    44-53 at PGA West stadium course two weeks ago :mulletsmug:
     
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  46. poor paul

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    Eric Van Rooyen was 8 under through 11 when play was suspended for weather today in Palm Beach. If I'm on that much of a heater I gotta be pissed when that horn goes off.
     
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  47. Ball Gag Giorgio

    Ball Gag Giorgio do you like being chief of police?
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  48. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Anthony Kim currently +15 in Jeddah. In last by 10 strokes and 30 strokes off the lead
     
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  49. poor paul

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    It’s over so not “currently” but yeah he lost by a lot.
     
  50. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Im a moron lol