Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson and louisville cops hate you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
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    I experienced the inverse of this playing in the HS state tournament as a sophomore. After 7 holes I was even. 8th hole par 3 I hit a hard shank. Round never recovered. Shanked every iron shot coming in. 41-58
     
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  2. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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    I broke 80 for the first time 2 weeks ago. Played the same course Saturday and shot 90. Went to the range yesterday and probably hit 90% weak slice/fade and I play a draw. Everyone sucks at this stupid game
     
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  3. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    Will play well one week, then suck the next. Golf is too damn hard. I’m also not good enough to know what I’m doing wrong or where to even begin to try to fix what’s wrong. Hell, half the time it goes to shit halfway thru a round.
     
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  4. PaulKemp

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    Yeah that never changes, unfortunately
     
  5. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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    I'd definitely recommend a lesson or 2. I can't always fix it right away but I now understand why I'm fucking up, at least generally.
     
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  6. PaulKemp

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    Then you eventually realize that unless you can use alignment sticks, keep a chair up against your butt, and have said golf pro also hold a pool noodle against your left temple every shot, you’re always going to have a shitty swing.

    My game is in a dark place. Ignore me
     
  7. NP13

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    i can't even get the ball in the air anymore with irons, so i just quit playing.
     
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  8. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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    Yea there's definitely a limit, especially when what I think I'm doing and what I'm actually doing are very different
     
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  9. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    I’d like to get a few. And teach me how to record and analyze. I took public youth lessons when I first learned really young during the summers.
     
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  10. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Keeping with the theme

     
  11. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Anyone going to Oakland Hills in 2051?
     
  12. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    Yes you'll find me scattered in the bunker on the 7th hole
     
  13. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The golf version of the 2012 BCS title game
     
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  14. mal630

    mal630 Well-Known Member
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    Nvm had my dates wrong
     
  15. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    I'm remembering having people over to watch and wanting to turn off the game after the first quarter.
     
  16. mal630

    mal630 Well-Known Member
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    I was talking about when you guys got beat by Bama and if we weren't on sanctions Ohio State vs. ND would have been very competitive.
     
  17. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Oh boy





    Lee, you are not going to beat Eamon at this
     
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  18. poor paul

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  19. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    So does Casey get OWGR points and $ as if he finished DFL?

     
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  20. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    you get the money no matter what. Daniel Berger showed up, hit one shot and WD once.
     
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  21. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    The hell is Bryson's caddie wearing?
     
  22. Roy Kent

    Roy Kent Well-Known Member
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    The hell is Kevin Na wearing?
     
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  23. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    Trying to figure out what happened with Bryson getting a drop and not one for pieters. What’s the deal?
     
  24. pez

    pez Competent
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    just read this. Pieters didn’t get a drop because the sprinkler was inside the hazard. The sprinkler wasn’t supposed to be inside the hazard so they redid the lines right after Pieters. Because it’s match play and doesn’t matter group to group you can change the markings apparently.
     
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  25. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    Except they redid the lines right after Bryson played, and gave it to him. They spray painted the grass as Bryson was leaving.
     
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  26. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    They actually didn't redo the lines until Bryson's ball went in. They got together, decided it was an accident and let him drop/fixed the line on the spot.
     
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  27. pez

    pez Competent
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    got it, my bad.
     
  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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    It just added to the weirdness of it.
     
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  29. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
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    Wrexham AFC

    Bryson loses to Bland Dick if that ruling doesn’t get “clarified”
     
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  30. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    He was not very good today
     
  31. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    It needed to be clarified, though. Whoever spray painted that line fucked up. The margin of the hazard should have never included that sprinkler head. The initial ruling against Pieters was terrible.
     
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  32. pez

    pez Competent
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    Wait, that’s where you’re supposed to hit it? That makes more sense now

     
  33. mal630

    mal630 Well-Known Member
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    If anyone is interested in a g410 plus 9 degree for a really good price send me a message. I have some different shaft options.
     
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  34. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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  35. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Doesn't really mean anything. But I hope he does end up playing obviously
     
  36. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Only means he’s qualified, not committed. But I want to believe
     
  37. mal630

    mal630 Well-Known Member
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    If he does I will move heaven and earth to be there Thursday. Right now just planning on Monday.
     
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  38. undrtow

    undrtow learn to swim
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    Unfortunately, I can’t make it this year. We’re flying home on Wednesday that week and haven’t seen family and friends since Christmas. It will kill me if he plays and I’m not there
     
  39. MODEVIL

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    I could see Tiger playing the par 3 with CW on the bag
     
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  40. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    I remember the days when Rick was actually in the Match Play instead of hanging out with scumbags

     
  41. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Who do y’all like in pool play tomorrow
     
  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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    Billy
    Tommy Fleetwood
    Dj
    Brooks
    Rahm
    Xander
     
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  43. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Shored up the Vegas golf.

    Bali Hai, Las Vegas National and angel park cloud 9 for night golf.
     
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  44. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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    Some big time match ups today..

    Berger/Hatton
    Scotty/Fitz

    Later on
    Brooks/Lowry
    Dj/Homa
    Jt/Kiz
     
  45. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Zalatoris Hovland too. Shouldn't be too many gummies in that one
     
  46. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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    Really need Horschel to come back here. Getting late and this hole may be the knockout punch.
     
  47. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I don't think it's permitted to pull for billy ho under any circumstances
     
  48. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    If he were to play a match against Kevin Na, where the loser can never again say a word on the course or to the press, I think I'm rooting for Baton Boy.
     
  49. pez

    pez Competent
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    Another one for Berger

     
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