Great Beefs in TMB History

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Tony Ray Bans, Jun 26, 2016.

  1. Tony Ray Bans

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    Recent threads retelling our board's history had me thinking about some of great e-fights I have had the privilege of witnessing over the years here. In the spirit of that: who had the greatest TMB beef/e-rivalry?

    Off the top of my head, I greatly enjoyed dblplay1212 vs. Fsudan

    Anything that spills over into real life obviously earns bonus points
     
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    Board vs texaspride
     
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  7. Kylebw1

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    We might have argued a time or two but I don't remember Watson and I having anything I'd consider a "beef". It was another poster that wanted to meet up with him to fight somewhere.
     
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  8. BrickTamland

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    Truman's steak is unquestionably TMB's most famous beef.
     
  9. Tony Ray Bans

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    What were the particulars on this one? I remember these 2 names but can't remember their fight.
     
  10. a.tramp

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    devine vs. the Gout back when we had to use tough love to mold him into the poster he is today
     
  11. Taques

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  14. OopsPowSurprise

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    what gets me more about that picture is the glob of proscuitto and overcooked asparagus
     
  15. Tony Ray Bans

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    This picture will never not be hilarious. I kinda feel for Truman tho. I am sure he can grill a better steak now
     
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  17. ned's head

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    Shu vs society is usually pretty good
     
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  18. Truman

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    lol no reason to feel for me. Just a little ribbing from my e-friends.

    Ive learned from that mistake and can sear shit now
     
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  19. Celemo

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    That's pancetta iirc
     
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  20. Truman

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    Hey asshole - that asparagus was not overcooked!
     
  21. OopsPowSurprise

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    regardless i get kind of queasy looking at the sides

    i like mine a bit more undercooked so there's almost a bit of snap, but the heads are mushed and they're really pliable. overcooked, imo
     
  22. Truman

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  27. RSK

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    I personally like the touch of banana for dessert.
     
  28. w2b

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  29. AIP

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    What is the story behind this awful looking piece of meat
     
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  30. bertwing

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    Was never much of a rivalry :twocents:

    I killed him
     
  31. Truman

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    I cooked it, posted it saying look at the dinner I just made.

    Hilarity ensued.
     
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  33. bertwing

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    One of our middle eastern posters likes eating raw steak and overcooked asparagus and bananas for dessert
     
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    Real liberal use of the word "cook" there huh?
     
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  37. Truman

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    That wasn't much of a rivalry either after that first Mizzou/Arky game.
     
  38. wes tegg

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    The best was that night Truman was shitfaced and had like seven straight posts going for Bertwing's jugular.
     
  39. Dairy Queen

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    Will never forget that night after months of abuse that sensitive Truman rose up and unleashed the fury of a thousand IEDs on poor bert
     
  40. 941Gator

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    I was 50% sure it was Ahern the whole time and really enjoyed all of that.
     
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    Sheeeit

    Sand ninja please
     
  42. Truman

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    See - now all he has is weak and racist attempts that rise out of his jealousy that I can grow a real beard while he's stuck with an embarrassing white trash goatee.
     
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    Poor old Bert woke up at like 4:30 to tend to one of his brood and checked the board to find that Trumam had spent all night smoking his ass.
     
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    Isn't being 50 percent sure of something the same as being completely unsure of something ?

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  46. Dairy Queen

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    "beard"
     
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    And it came OUT OF NOWHERE. Bert made some crack about James Franklin ignoring modern medicine and Truman switched to missles.
     
  49. three stacks

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