This is the place to share it. 1. I’ve eaten food while taking a shit 2. Pissed my bed, woke up, but was so hungover I fell back asleep in it (like, shoulders to ankles wet). 3. I’ll get this out of the way because the comments are coming — never let hair, toilet paper, or smell stop me from two-hole chowing. Never encountered visible dookie, but most assuredly ate it, though. Particles, man. 4. If there’s like a bad smell, like I forget to wash behind my ear, I’ll inspect the smell and then smell it way more than necessary. I guess I’ve always been that way with smells, though. Any girl who liked me enough to allow my gnarly fingers in, I’d take wiffs the next morning until I showered. 5. JO’d in my dorm while others were sleeping in it. There’s plenty more, as I’m a disgusting person, but I’ll build from there.