Gruden 10 years $100 Million

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  1. Fuck this

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  2. TimJimothy

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    well that's a lot of money
     
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  3. HatterasJack

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    Pffft...A&M would have given him more money.
     
  4. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Sources in Knoxville say they’re close to matching
     
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  5. Fudd

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    A private G7 by itself has to be close to that by itself, if not more.
     
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  6. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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  7. bertwing

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    He'll still pop up on Vol message boards during their next coaching cycle in 4 years
     
  8. D. Silver

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  9. Jean-Ralphio

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    Big dick mode
     
  10. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Is he still going to call the game this weekend? That should be an interesting production meeting with the Chiefs.
     
  11. lechnerd

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    I like your style Oakland.
     
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  14. beist

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    I'm just a casual NFL fan but I see no possible way this ends up being an expensive, embarrassing failure.
     
  15. Bruce Wayne

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    $100 million for a career .500 coach that hasn't coached in 10 years?
     
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  17. ShuPoor

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  18. devine

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    How long till arkadin comes to protect the shield and tells us this is a great deal?
     
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  19. jhooked

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  21. Jack Parkman

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  22. Mix

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  23. lfriend

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    100 million for a more entertaining Jack Del Rio? I'm fine with that lol
     
  24. bigpig

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    When are the Raiders moving to Las Vegas?
     
  25. RSK

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    Take the 100 million dollar salary and bet it on black. If you win then you get Gruden for free essentially. If you lose bet 200 million on black, and if you lose that then 400 million and just keep doubling until you get your money back. Never have to pay a coaches salary again. #lifehack

    Shu
     
  26. devine

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  27. Bill the Butcher

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    Guy couldn't find a QB to save his life. I remember at one point, near the end in TB, he had like 7 QBs on the roster.
     
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  28. Bill the Butcher

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    Hope they replace him with the Ryan brothers in the booth.
     
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  29. dukebuckeye

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    My favorite part is that we are not even close to Oakland. A mere 16 wins away.

    Assuming Oakland doesn’t win anymore games ever again, we should pass them around 2031.
     
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  30. Dump

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    but why
     
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  31. Pelican Grove

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    He loves old, veteran quarterbacks
     
  32. BudKilmer

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  33. Joe_Pesci

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    i'm interested to see if he's actually any good still because his legend has grown quite a bit since he's been on TV
     
  34. Damion

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    I am going to enjoy watching him ruin Derek Carr
     
  35. Whammy Business

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  36. Dr. Richard Cranium

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  37. Whammy Business

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    I think Carr will be fine. I’m not sure Gruden ruined too many established guys. Both Rich Gannon and Brad Johnson were Pro Bowl QBs under Gruden.

    Gruden’s biggest problem was he could never develop a QB he drafted.
     
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  40. Pelican Grove

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    Anyone remember how Joe Gibbs did when he returned to the game after an 11-year absence?

    The game had passed him up. It will be interesting to see how Jon Grude does after a nine years away from the game indirectly — he hasn’t been fully away from the game since he’s been calling Monday Night Football.
     
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  41. Pelican Grove

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    That’s the other thing — who replaces Gruden on MNF?

    Some random options:

    Peyton Manning
    Louis Riddick
    Matt Hasselbeck
    Charles Woodson
    Jay Cutler
    Reggie Bush
     
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  42. Arkadin

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    None of the above
    What is it you wanted weirdo
     
  43. Joe_Pesci

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    I'm hearing that the man to replace Gruden in the booth will be Ric Flair
     
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  44. Doc Louis

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    Nope, terrible painter
     
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  45. Corky Bucek

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    Devine forgot to tag you so I did it for him. And for weirdo I’ll take that as a compliment.
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    He got paid, what, 3-5mm a year to do MNF?

    Man fuck going from a job working 17 weeks a year and probably hardly full time to going back to being s coach with those long hours.

    That salary increase ain't worth it. Fuck an ego
     
  47. duc15

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    Should go Steve Young
     
  48. mangler

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    Heard it was $6 million/year for MNF