Guess The Foreign Body & Tales From The Hospital

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  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    I wonder how they got the end with the hook in first
     
    #1201 Joe_Pesci, Dec 25, 2018
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  2. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    #1202 HotMic, Dec 25, 2018
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  3. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    And without it breaking
     
    #1203 Festus McBadass, Dec 25, 2018
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  4. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    I FUCKING KNEW IT.
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    #1204 BuckeyeRiot, Dec 26, 2018
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  5. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I wonder what kind of machine they used that was able to show the stripes
     
    #1205 Celemo, Dec 26, 2018
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  6. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    #1206 Celemo, Jan 24, 2019
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  7. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    A government worker inside another government worker
     
    #1207 Bo Pelinis, Jan 24, 2019
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  8. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    Male or female? Front or back?
     
    #1208 Ty Webb, Jan 24, 2019
  9. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    A ticket to fyre fest
     
    #1209 Truman, Jan 24, 2019
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  10. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    a whole box of Saints NFC Champions shirts.
     
    #1210 Crepeswithasmile, Jan 24, 2019
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  11. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    Bama's secondary
     
    #1211 Bo Pelinis, Jan 24, 2019
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  12. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    #1212 Crepeswithasmile, Jan 24, 2019
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  13. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Mini super bowl trophy, #2 hole
     
    #1213 bigred77, Jan 24, 2019
  14. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Mitch McConnell’s coke mirror
     
    #1214 El Tiburon, Jan 24, 2019
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  15. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    M, backdoor
     
    #1215 Celemo, Jan 24, 2019
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  16. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    17 wheat pennies
     
    #1216 El Tiburon, Jan 24, 2019
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  17. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    The rooins of Kirby Smart’s never-built dynasty.
     
    #1217 El Tiburon, Jan 24, 2019
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  18. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    #1218 Baron, Jan 24, 2019
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  19. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    #1219 Crepeswithasmile, Jan 24, 2019
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  20. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    A rubik’s cube. Unsolved.
     
    #1220 Ty Webb, Jan 24, 2019
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  21. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    A sprinkler head. 6” rotor
     
    #1221 GeneralPaton, Jan 24, 2019
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  22. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
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    Amazon FireTV Stick
     
    #1222 DelapThrows, Jan 24, 2019
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  23. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    A Mio bottle thing. Berry Blast flavor.
     
    #1223 1, Jan 24, 2019
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  24. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    One of those tall and skinny diet coke cans
     
    #1224 NP13, Jan 24, 2019
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  25. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    A Bridgestone B330 golf ball
     
    #1225 Festus McBadass, Jan 24, 2019
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  26. JoeySmalls

    JoeySmalls Prints Amuckamerica
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    Motorola Razr V3
     
    #1226 JoeySmalls, Jan 24, 2019
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  27. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Bill Self’s toupee
     
    #1227 Zebbie, Jan 24, 2019
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  28. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    Or that ref was never able to get that flag out. Makes more sense now.
     
    #1228 angus, Jan 24, 2019
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  29. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    A cue ball.
     
    #1229 wes tegg, Jan 24, 2019
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  30. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    #1230 El Tiburon, Jan 24, 2019
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  31. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    A hamberder
     
    #1231 HotMic, Jan 24, 2019
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  32. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Did said patient recently "slip" and hit his "coccyx" on the edge of a "pool"?
     
    #1232 One Two, Jan 24, 2019
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  33. Doctors of Dunk

    Doctors of Dunk Well-Known Member

    Hard boiled egg, shell mostly intact.
     
    #1233 Doctors of Dunk, Jan 24, 2019
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  34. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    #1234 herb.burdette, Jan 24, 2019
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  35. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Toothbrush
     
    #1235 NilesIrish, Jan 24, 2019
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  36. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    it's been 2+ hours. whatever it is, it's in there reaaal good like.
     
    #1236 Crepeswithasmile, Jan 24, 2019
  37. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    One day buddy...one day
     
    #1237 Celemo, Jan 24, 2019
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  38. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    oh I'm sure it's out by now but some posters got mad that I revealed the answer before they got to guess
     
    #1238 Celemo, Jan 24, 2019
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  39. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    quickness is a key to winning
     
    #1239 bigred77, Jan 24, 2019
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  40. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Winning Answer

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    #1240 Celemo, Jan 24, 2019
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  41. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Ohh lord
     
    #1241 bigred77, Jan 24, 2019
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  42. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    Crushed? Before it went in or was it some kind kegel exercise?
     
    #1242 angus, Jan 24, 2019
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  43. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    #1243 Trip McNeely, Jan 24, 2019
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  44. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    :awshucks:
    :killmepete:
     
    #1244 Tiffin, Jan 24, 2019
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  45. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    well, we've had human decanter guy and now human trash compactor guy. Oregon has a little bit of everything, huh?
     
    #1245 Crepeswithasmile, Jan 24, 2019
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  46. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    it was crushed when he came in
     
    #1246 Celemo, Jan 24, 2019
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  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Who shoves a can of pop up their ass?

    StinkusP1nkus, that’s who
     
    #1247 bertwing, Jan 24, 2019
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  48. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Kinda like a recycled version of the mason jar shattering in the ass guy
     
    #1248 bertwing, Jan 24, 2019
  49. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    Close e-fucking-nough
     
    #1249 NP13, Jan 24, 2019
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  50. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    Was it crushed before it went in him?
     
    #1250 Ty Webb, Jan 24, 2019
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