Guy Ritchie's Aladdin Live Action Remake

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  1. dump

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    Robin Williams is rolling over in his grave right now...

    Not only will it be terrible because of Guy Ritchie, but....

    Cast right now:

    Jasmine - Naomi Scott

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    Aladdin - Mena Massoud

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    Genie - Will Smith

    :killme: :facepalm:
     
  2. Irush

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    Inexplicable lack of Rami Malek
     
  3. OHW

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    she'll never be as hot as original Jasmine
     
  4. Merica

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    Damn what's up jasmine?
     
  5. 1

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    Looking forward to it
     
  6. Odin

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    He cant be in everything
     
  7. zeberdee

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    why don't they space these out a little bit.
     
  8. CF3234

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    Will repeat what I said in lion king thread. Don't mind the will smith choice. It would seem they are trying to do genie a bit differently this time which is a good thing. Recreating the robin Williams version without him is an impossible task. Assuming he plays the role with a "fresh prince" attitude, it could work really well imo
     
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  9. GoodForAnother

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    Now this is a story all about how my soul got put in a bottle that gets rubbed down
     
  10. Taffy

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    I'd like to take a minute and sit by that, I'll tell you about how I became the prince of a town called Baghdad
     
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  11. Josey Wales

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    I whistled for a parrot and when it came near, he said my names Iago have you met my homie Jafar
     
  12. Hank Scorpio

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    If anything I could say 3 wishes for Prince Ali Ababwa, but I said nah forget it, yo carpet to Agrabah!
     
  13. lechnerd

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    I can't see the Will Smith pic
     
  14. duc15

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    Too bad it's Guy Ritchie
     
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  15. duc15

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  16. bro

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    Will Smith will kill it
     
  17. Wu

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    It's a lamp, FFS.
     
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  18. OHW

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  19. Fusiontegra

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    People don't like guy ritchie? I know his Arthur movie hasn't fared well, but I like pretty much everything else he's ever done.
     
  20. GoodForAnother

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    Call the cops idgaf
     
  21. NilesIrish

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    Spectacular posting in here.
     
  22. Gin Buckets

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    I hope it's a remake of the story and not the broadway musical. I really hated Beauty and the Beast this year.
     
  23. 1

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    Its T-MB...the only thing people like is animals
     
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  24. chuckmasterflex

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    So is this a prequel to The Legend of Bagger Vance?
     
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  25. dump

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    :lolwut:
     
  26. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    should have gotten alan ford to play the genie.

     
  27. Pelican Grove

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    I agree but - It's called...MONEY
     
  28. Fusiontegra

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    First time I've heard anyone say this honestly.
     
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  29. zeberdee

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    you'd think Disney would be smart enough to take the long view and space these things out so you leave people wanting more. instead people are just going to get sick of them.

    or maybe they don't feel like this format is sustainable throughout their catalog and just want to grab whatever they can right now. I would think that done right, this would work for many of their animated films.
     
  30. dump

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    I dont think people will get sick of them if they are done right

    and there are always kids out there, its not like these are for a niche fanbase
     
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  31. Pelican Grove

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    They will do as many as they can in the shortest amount of time like you said.

    They have several "classics" to make, but the first that becomes a box office dud will cause them to shuffle quickly and come up with another idea.
     
  32. Pelican Grove

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    A list of animated films that could become live versions:

    Pinnochio
    Fantasia
    Bambi
    Lady and the Tramp
    The Sword and the Stone
    The Little Mermaid
    Pocahontas
    Mulan


    And last but certainly not least, only a matter of time before Frozen is made into live-action.
     
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  33. al1

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    London underworld movies - his strength
    Pretty much everything else - his weakness
     
  34. Yanks711

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    almost positive that I've seen Mulan is being remade, and want to say Pocahontas is too
     
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  35. hipsterjoe

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    tim burton is directing a live action dumbo remake too
     
  36. zeberdee

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    live-action Little Mermaid would be interesting to see them pull off.
     
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  37. Fusiontegra

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    Pass on Bambi. Has anyone watched that movie since they became adults? It's easily the most boring Disney movie in existence. Just awful.
     
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  38. CF3234

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    don't even think I saw it as a kid
     
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  39. Fusiontegra

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    I think there's only like 7 lines of dialog.
     
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  40. Gin Buckets

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    Wayyyy too much time spent in music, and no time at all actually developing the relationship. The cartoon version limited the amount of time singing and actually did a much, much better job developing the relationship between Belle and the walking buffalo. This one had no development at all: he helped her from wolves, and then by the time the next song was over they were full on in love and Gaston wanted to storm the castle. This is in a movie that's an entire fucking hour longer, and there's no excuse for that. The only nod I'd give it is the visuals as the movie did look good, but that's about it.
     
  41. Pelican Grove

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    I have not seen Beauty and the Beast live-action yet.

    I'm down to see broadway plays, but it's never been my thing to sit through a movie that's also a musical. I did it as a kid watching the Disney cartoons but that was enough.
     
  42. Sequatchie

    Sequatchie 4 star recruit riding the bench

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  43. Xander Crews

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    :magic carpet comes to life:

    I have GOT to get myself one of these!
     
  44. BlazingRebel

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    Live action The Emperor's New Groove
     
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    Would be amazing
     
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  46. 40wwttamgib

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    Sofia Coppola was set to do a Little Mermaid movie a couple years ago, but ended up parting ways because her vision apparently was a bit too dark.
     
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  48. CF3234

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    Fake
     
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  49. audrew

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    REALLY!??!?!?!?