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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Nov 20, 2015.
I don't know how I never knew about this, but I love it.
Notorious Food Network star Guy Fieri appeared in court earlier this week to testify at the trial of a teenager accused of stealing Fieri's Lamborghini.
NBC Bay Area reports that Fieri was only on the stand for a few minutes, but an amazing courtroom sketch captured the event perfectly.
The sketch artist produced a pretty accurate depiction of Fieri's spiked blond hair and carefully trimmed goatee.
I HATE when this happens!
Also this week, reports surfaced of a heated fight between Fieri and his hairdresser. Fieri reportedly kicked hairdresser Ariel Ramirez out of his SUV after they landed in San Francisco. They had reportedly been drinking on the flight, and video shows Ramirez attempting to punch Fieri through the open door of his SUV while he sobbed uncontrollably.
That's old news, guy. They've made up.
Dynamite avatar change, wes tegg
this is the funniest fucking sketch I’ve ever seen
Thank god he didn’t try to steal the 69 corvette
Death sentence, if so
I hate when the LIBERAL MEDIA tries to take down a good Guy.
Let us not forget that this thread originated with a ton of "choose a side" hot takes and a lot of posters tried to pretend that Guy wasn't the absolute best.
It won’t be forgotten either
I think we now know that those posters were projecting to appear cool and hip. But you know what's actually cool? Being a good husband and father, a champion of civil rights, a first responder, an advocate for small businesses, and an inspiration for a lot of people.
That sketch is great except for one huge inaccuracy.
Guy would never wear a shirt that boring.
Can’t see the flames at the bottom
I think it’s inportant to remember that he’s in court, but also that we can’t see the back of it. Could be full tails with an acrylic dragon.
That sketch will sell millions of prints
Guy is going to open a very fancy taco restaurant here on our fair city of Kansas City. I’ve been hard for three days since I heard
Looks like I’m going to Kansas City!
And how are the purists adjusting to the fact that Kansas City will now be known for those tacos and not barbecue?
Kansas city is known for their bbq?
You're supposed to seek medical attention for any erection lasting over 4 hours HTH
I'll be honest, I've been watching DDD tonight. I'm sure it's not always his decision, but I'm not a fan of when guests come on DDD. A former restaurant owner or one of his friends I don't really mind. But the random recent next food network star winners and some random country artist promoting his shitty album, pass. People just trying to ride Guy's coattails and get some rub.
It’s time for Guy to get some real guests.
“I’m here at Le Petit Brasserie in the LA neighborhood of Brentwood with the vociferous Al Pacino. Al, what about this croque monsieur makes it so special?”
“Because it’s got GREAT HAM”
My favorite Guy power move is when they do the Triple D bits where doesn’t even show up on location. They just shoot 3.5 min of footage and Guy just pockets the publicity fee.
The episode when Michael Symon came in was legit.
This sounded legit besides “vociferous” being in guy’s vocabulary.
You mean Iron Chef Michael Symon? Yeah, that's acceptable, its at least someone on Guy's level.
That’s a good point. What are you, a monk?
No, I’m just a Guy’s guy
Huh, I suppose their episode is airing. One of the breweries in Little Rock
The episode in Minneapolis I think where Andrew Zimmern shows up and they eat the pizza with the egg yolk running over it
When he rolls the pizza cutter through it, you can see Guys life flash before his eyes.
to be fair egg is an above-elite tier pizza topping
This is indeed the honest correct truth
The sushi he just had looked amazing. Tempura shrimp with fresh tuna poke on top
I love guys grocery games. The judges actually really enjoy the food and are complimentary, which is a pleasant change from all the other cooking competition shows
Guy is refusing to send any firefighters home. Just choosing a winner after all rounds are complete. What a guy!
The fact that that giant warehouse set is a fully stocked grocery store is mind bottling
*Edit: Flavortown Market, sorry guys
That’s why it’s the goat cooking competition imo. Guy and the judges don’t need to berate anyone or cultivate suspense. I’m sure some of the food isn’t exceptionally good but I’m sure the positive feedback is uplifting to the chefs.
Chopped can get rather pretentious at times
I’ll have to watch more of GGG
Scott Conant gets so pissed at the stupidest stuff. He about fainted when a guy broke his spaghetti noodles in half.
Are you not supposed to do that? Always break them in half and drop them in the boiling water
wes tegg congrats for being featured on barstools IG acct.
When you were partying, I studied the Guy
When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the Guy
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated my inner Guy
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Muff Dives
According to conant, if you were supposed to break it, they’d sell them half the size
They do sell them that way.