Guy's Guys (a Safe Space for Team Fieri)

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  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys. #AioliBoys
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    I don't know how I never knew about this, but I love it.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/this-courtroom-sketch-of-guy-fieri-is-tremendous-2013-11

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    Notorious Food Network star Guy Fieri appeared in court earlier this week to testify at the trial of a teenager accused of stealing Fieri's Lamborghini.

    NBC Bay Area reports that Fieri was only on the stand for a few minutes, but an amazing courtroom sketch captured the event perfectly.

    The sketch artist produced a pretty accurate depiction of Fieri's spiked blond hair and carefully trimmed goatee.
     
  2. Fudd

    Fudd HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
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    I HATE when this happens!

    Also this week, reports surfaced of a heated fight between Fieri and his hairdresser. Fieri reportedly kicked hairdresser Ariel Ramirez out of his SUV after they landed in San Francisco. They had reportedly been drinking on the flight, and video shows Ramirez attempting to punch Fieri through the open door of his SUV while he sobbed uncontrollably.
     
  3. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys. #AioliBoys
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    That's old news, guy. They've made up.
     
  4. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

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  5. three stacks

    three stacks gas in the ziploc, now that's loud and clear
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    this is the funniest fucking sketch I’ve ever seen
     
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  6. Wu

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    Thank god he didn’t try to steal the 69 corvette

    Death sentence, if so
     
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  7. Fudd

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    I hate when the LIBERAL MEDIA tries to take down a good Guy.
     
  8. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    Let us not forget that this thread originated with a ton of "choose a side" hot takes and a lot of posters tried to pretend that Guy wasn't the absolute best.
     
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  9. animal_mother

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    It won’t be forgotten either
     
  10. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    I think we now know that those posters were projecting to appear cool and hip. But you know what's actually cool? Being a good husband and father, a champion of civil rights, a first responder, an advocate for small businesses, and an inspiration for a lot of people.
     
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  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    Giver
    Ubiquitous
    Yellowish

    Fragile
    Inspirational
    Earnest
    Radiant
    Ignitable
     
  12. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    That sketch is great except for one huge inaccuracy.

    Guy would never wear a shirt that boring.
     
  13. Wu

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    Can’t see the flames at the bottom
     
  14. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    I think it’s inportant to remember that he’s in court, but also that we can’t see the back of it. Could be full tails with an acrylic dragon.
     
  15. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    That sketch will sell millions of prints
     
  16. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    Guy is going to open a very fancy taco restaurant here on our fair city of Kansas City. I’ve been hard for three days since I heard
     
  17. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys. #AioliBoys
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    Looks like I’m going to Kansas City!
     
  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    And how are the purists adjusting to the fact that Kansas City will now be known for those tacos and not barbecue?
     
  19. Toast

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  20. devine

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    Kansas city is known for their bbq?
     
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  21. Fudd

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    You're supposed to seek medical attention for any erection lasting over 4 hours HTH
     
  22. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    I'll be honest, I've been watching DDD tonight. I'm sure it's not always his decision, but I'm not a fan of when guests come on DDD. A former restaurant owner or one of his friends I don't really mind. But the random recent next food network star winners and some random country artist promoting his shitty album, pass. People just trying to ride Guy's coattails and get some rub.
     
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  23. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    It’s time for Guy to get some real guests.

    “I’m here at Le Petit Brasserie in the LA neighborhood of Brentwood with the vociferous Al Pacino. Al, what about this croque monsieur makes it so special?”

    “Because it’s got GREAT HAM”
     
  24. animal_mother

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    My favorite Guy power move is when they do the Triple D bits where doesn’t even show up on location. They just shoot 3.5 min of footage and Guy just pockets the publicity fee.
     
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  25. Corky Bucek

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    The episode when Michael Symon came in was legit.
     
  26. Corky Bucek

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    This sounded legit besides “vociferous” being in guy’s vocabulary.
     
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  27. Tiffin

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    You mean Iron Chef Michael Symon? Yeah, that's acceptable, its at least someone on Guy's level.
     
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  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    That’s a good point. What are you, a monk?
     
  29. Corky Bucek

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    No, I’m just a Guy’s guy
     
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  30. Toast

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  31. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Huh, I suppose their episode is airing. One of the breweries in Little Rock



     
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  32. Wu

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    The episode in Minneapolis I think where Andrew Zimmern shows up and they eat the pizza with the egg yolk running over it

    Riveting tv
     
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  33. Arrec Bardwin

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    When he rolls the pizza cutter through it, you can see Guys life flash before his eyes.
     
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  34. Taques

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    to be fair egg is an above-elite tier pizza topping
     
  35. Wu

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    This is indeed the honest correct truth
     
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  36. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    The sushi he just had looked amazing. Tempura shrimp with fresh tuna poke on top
     
  37. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I love guys grocery games. The judges actually really enjoy the food and are complimentary, which is a pleasant change from all the other cooking competition shows
     
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  38. devine

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    Guy is refusing to send any firefighters home. Just choosing a winner after all rounds are complete. What a guy!
     
  39. Chocolate Giddyup

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    The fact that that giant warehouse set is a fully stocked grocery store is mind bottling

    *Edit: Flavortown Market, sorry guys
     
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  40. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    That’s why it’s the goat cooking competition imo. Guy and the judges don’t need to berate anyone or cultivate suspense. I’m sure some of the food isn’t exceptionally good but I’m sure the positive feedback is uplifting to the chefs.
     
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  41. Wu

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    Chopped can get rather pretentious at times

    I’ll have to watch more of GGG
     
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  42. WW

    WW kansas state: alive and well
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    Scott Conant gets so pissed at the stupidest stuff. He about fainted when a guy broke his spaghetti noodles in half.
     
  43. devine

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    Are you not supposed to do that? Always break them in half and drop them in the boiling water
     
  44. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    wes tegg congrats for being featured on barstools IG acct.

     
  45. Fudd

    Fudd HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
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    When you were partying, I studied the Guy

    When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the Guy

    While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated my inner Guy

    And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
     
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  46. Drunkle Tom

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    Diners, Drive-Ins, and Muff Dives

     
  47. Corky Bucek

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  48. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    According to conant, if you were supposed to break it, they’d sell them half the size
     
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  49. Tiffin

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    They do sell them that way. :idk: