Guy's Guys (a Safe Space for Team Fieri)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    is he dumping ketchup on yogurt/granola?
     
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  2. Fudd

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    Like GUY would wear Air Monarchs over some sick Vans with black socks.
     
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  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Guy's hair has much more volume
     
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  4. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Deserves a thread ban, if not an entire board ban
     
  5. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    I thought it was a joke about that guy not being Guy but trying to be a guy who looks like Guy
     
  6. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    Identity theft is not a joke, Ark! Millions of families suffer every year!
     
  7. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    As an elvis impersonator myself, I believe the man was just playing tribute like I do every Thursday through Saturday
     
  8. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member

    Nice try Wes. We spoke.
     
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  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys. #AioliBoys
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    I know Guy, and you've got the wrong Guy, guy.
     
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  10. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member

    Who you calling guy, pal?
     
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  11. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys. #AioliBoys
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    I'm not your pal, friend.
     
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  12. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member

    I’m trying here chief
     
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  13. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    At least you called him ‘chief’ as he’s our tribal leader
     
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  14. Fudd

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    Will GUY puns ever not be funny?

    No. The answer is no.
     
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  15. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    Love the idea of permanent Guy Fieri cosplay
     
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  16. Fudd

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  17. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    Really digging the blonde chick working at that Czech place in SLC
     
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  18. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Had to Czech her out based off your recommendation
     
  19. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  20. Jake Scott

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  21. Joe_Pesci

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    Hunter-tier joke
     
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  22. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Take it somewhere else. Cheese is welcome in La Ciudad de Sabor
     
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  23. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Locked in to a DDD marathon
     
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  24. Fudd

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    Someone on my floor is making pulled pork or some other similar BBQ dish and I go to take my dog out and I catch a big whiff and immediately say out loud "OUT OF BOUNDS!"

    I wish I was joking.
     
  25. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    Catching a little triple D on this fine evening. Guy’s sons are there on camera eating a killer French dip sandwich.

    My wife: Man could you ever imagine what it’s like to have Guy Fieri as your dad?

    Me: Every night in my dreams
     
  26. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Wife was like, what’s Flavor Town

    :doge:
     
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  27. Fudd

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    Time for a new wife!
     
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  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

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  29. fish

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    Just sat down to eat at Flavortown, Cancun version while we wait for our flight.

    Placed is so packed we have to sit at the bar.
     
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  30. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Things Guy loves:

    Saying HOLY MOLY when someone is cooking a mexican mole sauce.
     
  31. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    There was one Mexican restaurant owner that he plowed no doubt. They were flirting so bad and all touchy feely. To be honest it got me all hot and bothered
     
  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Is this the guy fieri fan fiction thread
     
  33. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Guy is a dedicated family man. Take this blasphemous libel elsewhere.
     
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  34. NilesIrish

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    Proud of you Guy's guys. Wish I could have made it.

     
  35. laxjoe

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  36. Fudd

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    They need to make Guy a dunk contest judge.
     
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  37. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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  38. laxjoe

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