Guy's Guys (a Safe Space for Team Fieri)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    is he dumping ketchup on yogurt/granola?
     
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  2. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    Like GUY would wear Air Monarchs over some sick Vans with black socks.
     
  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Guy's hair has much more volume
     
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  4. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Deserves a thread ban, if not an entire board ban
     
  5. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    I thought it was a joke about that guy not being Guy but trying to be a guy who looks like Guy
     
  6. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    Identity theft is not a joke, Ark! Millions of families suffer every year!
     
  7. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    As an elvis impersonator myself, I believe the man was just playing tribute like I do every Thursday through Saturday
     
  8. Simon Templar

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    Nice try Wes. We spoke.
     
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  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I know Guy, and you've got the wrong Guy, guy.
     
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  10. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Who you calling guy, pal?
     
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  11. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I'm not your pal, friend.
     
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  12. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    I’m trying here chief
     
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  13. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    At least you called him ‘chief’ as he’s our tribal leader
     
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  14. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    Will GUY puns ever not be funny?

    No. The answer is no.
     
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  15. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    Love the idea of permanent Guy Fieri cosplay
     
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  16. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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  17. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    Really digging the blonde chick working at that Czech place in SLC
     
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  18. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Had to Czech her out based off your recommendation
     
  19. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    [​IMG]
     
  20. Jake Scott

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  21. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Hunter-tier joke
     
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  22. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Take it somewhere else. Cheese is welcome in La Ciudad de Sabor
     
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  23. bro

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    Locked in to a DDD marathon
     
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  24. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    Someone on my floor is making pulled pork or some other similar BBQ dish and I go to take my dog out and I catch a big whiff and immediately say out loud "OUT OF BOUNDS!"

    I wish I was joking.
     
  25. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    Catching a little triple D on this fine evening. Guy’s sons are there on camera eating a killer French dip sandwich.

    My wife: Man could you ever imagine what it’s like to have Guy Fieri as your dad?

    Me: Every night in my dreams
     
  26. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Wife was like, what’s Flavor Town

    :doge:
     
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  27. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    Time for a new wife!
     
  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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  29. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Just sat down to eat at Flavortown, Cancun version while we wait for our flight.

    Placed is so packed we have to sit at the bar.
     
  30. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Things Guy loves:

    Saying HOLY MOLY when someone is cooking a mexican mole sauce.
     
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  31. devine

    devine Tmb’s resident bad boy
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    There was one Mexican restaurant owner that he plowed no doubt. They were flirting so bad and all touchy feely. To be honest it got me all hot and bothered
     
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  32. devine

    devine Tmb’s resident bad boy
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    Is this the guy fieri fan fiction thread
     
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  33. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Guy is a dedicated family man. Take this blasphemous libel elsewhere.
     
  34. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Proud of you Guy's guys. Wish I could have made it.

     
  35. laxjoe

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  36. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    They need to make Guy a dunk contest judge.
     
  37. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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  38. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  39. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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  40. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Cofounder of the TMB Saturn S-Series Club
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  41. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I may get into the franchise game.
     
  42. devine

    devine Tmb’s resident bad boy
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    Guy fieri and chicken tendies my two favorite things
     
  43. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    It’s ok, his burger places are better.
     
  44. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    Guy’s a chicken guy, guys.
     
  45. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I had the exact same thought. Open one of these at Eddy street commons south of ND....profit.
     
  46. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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  47. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is butter let it churn
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    That chicken holding a ketchup bottle is triggering me p hard
     
  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  49. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Bruh, that’s not ketchup.
     
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  50. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet That's assault, brotha
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    Guy in the background is snapping the same pic to post on TheColi probably
     
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