Guy's Guys (a Safe Space for Team Fieri)

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  1. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
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    He said, salivating.
     
    #151 Rebelution, Nov 20, 2015
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  2. BuckeyeRiot

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    #152 BuckeyeRiot, Nov 20, 2015
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  3. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
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    That's dedication to your craft right there.
     
    #153 Rebelution, Nov 20, 2015
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  4. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    looks like he just spent an afternoon with his partner at bob stoops dick farm
     
    #154 Arkadin, Nov 20, 2015
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  5. BuckeyeRiot

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    It's Friday. My schedule is 4 conference calls, 3 of which I spend on mute. I eat lunch, drink coffee, and go home somewhere in there.
     
    #155 BuckeyeRiot, Nov 20, 2015
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  6. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    #156 Merica, Nov 20, 2015
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  7. Emma

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    Who knew that Google searching "Cork dicks" will turn up results of varies types of duck dicks.
     
    #157 Emma, Nov 20, 2015
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  8. Emma

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    I'd hate to be a female duck by the way
     
    #158 Emma, Nov 20, 2015
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  9. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    pretty sure all the stuff about Guy being scared of gay people/all that stuff is made up nonsense, think his sister was gay and he has officiated a ton of gay weddings

    also, it's really weird that this thread is 4 pages
     
    #159 Lyrtch, Nov 20, 2015
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  10. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    he might just be like all those republican politicians who bash gays but then hang out with bertwing and suck him off
     
    #160 Arkadin, Nov 20, 2015
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I think pig dicks are like that too. Google "pig dicks" and see.
     
    #161 Hoss Bonaventure, Nov 20, 2015
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  12. BuckeyeRiot

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    Raises hand.
     
    #162 BuckeyeRiot, Nov 20, 2015
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  13. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I mean 2 people on his show said he said it. Don't know why they'd just make that up.

    He officiated one gay wedding with a bunch of couples that reeked of PR stunt.
     
    #163 miles, Nov 20, 2015
  14. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I'm most impressed with the fact that it looks like those peens were each drawn individually. No copy and pasting.

    [​IMG]
     
    #164 Merica, Nov 20, 2015
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  15. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    If Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo was a great comparison
     
    #165 spagett, Nov 20, 2015
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  16. lhprop1

    lhprop1 Fullsterkur
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    You just know that she learned some really dirty shit while in prison.

    wood
     
    #166 lhprop1, Nov 20, 2015
  17. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I am going to use this if you don't mind along with Arkadin 's Bob Stoops comment.
     
    #167 UncleJesse, Nov 20, 2015
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  18. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    You should change your handle to Dick da Vinci.
     
    #168 Bo Pelinis, Nov 20, 2015
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  19. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    it is your duty
     
    #169 Arkadin, Nov 20, 2015
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  20. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    What motivation would the person suing Food Network have for making up a nasty rumor about Guy Fieri creating a hostile work environment?
     
    #170 Clown Baby, Nov 20, 2015
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  21. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    That article is very well written. This line slayed me:

    "And if you’re looking for a metaphor of how the food-and-wine establishment views Guy Fieri, it’s hard to top a man who feeds dog shit to slow-moving animals and calls it foie gras."
     
    #171 Clown Baby, Nov 20, 2015
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  22. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #172 UncleJesse, Nov 20, 2015
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  23. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    lol donkey sauce
     
    #173 Arkadin, Nov 20, 2015
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  24. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    #174 Bo Pelinis, Nov 20, 2015
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  25. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie Top Lad
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    To be fair to Guy, Bourdain was OUT OF BOUNDS!
     
    #175 Ace Boogie, Nov 20, 2015
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  26. BuckeyeRiot

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    My art belongs to all of humanity.
     
    #176 BuckeyeRiot, Nov 20, 2015
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  27. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    Imagine being Guy Fieri and all of a sudden a wild MS paint dick photoshop gets tweeted at you. With like, a cascade of tens of dicks. I imagine I would laugh but with no context, what's he think the point of it is?
     
    #177 Bo Pelinis, Nov 20, 2015
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  28. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    someone should go post that shit on Guy's twitter account. Lets see the responses.
     
    #178 bturns, Nov 20, 2015
  29. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    we the same!
     
    #179 bturns, Nov 20, 2015
  30. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    #180 Tiffin, Nov 20, 2015
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  31. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    And you know he is googling Bob Stoops dick farm at this very moment.
     
    #181 UncleJesse, Nov 20, 2015
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  32. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    And Bob Stoops is off asking his assistant about a dick farm he might be unaware of.
     
    #182 Bo Pelinis, Nov 20, 2015
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  33. BuckeyeRiot

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    Bob Stoops is aware of all dick farms, sir.
     
    #183 BuckeyeRiot, Nov 20, 2015
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  34. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Potential recruiting violation. Louisville has prostitutes, Oklahoma has dick farms.
     
    #184 UncleJesse, Nov 20, 2015
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  35. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    #185 Kirk Fogg, Nov 20, 2015
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  36. lhprop1

    lhprop1 Fullsterkur
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    Leonardong
     
    #186 lhprop1, Nov 20, 2015
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  37. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Didn't read the whole thread. Who are these people? Why are they famous?
     
    #187 Daniel Ocean, Nov 20, 2015
  38. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    Vincent van Boghner
     
    #188 Bo Pelinis, Nov 20, 2015
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  39. animal_mother

    animal_mother Well-Known Member
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    Sour grapes from losers who were muscled off his money train...
     
    #189 animal_mother, Nov 20, 2015
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  40. lhprop1

    lhprop1 Fullsterkur
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    Pablo Prickasso
     
    #190 lhprop1, Nov 20, 2015
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  41. Emma

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    Sure, I'll bump that up to the front of my To-Do list
     
    #191 Emma, Nov 20, 2015
  42. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    there it is
     
    #192 Arkadin, Nov 20, 2015
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  43. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    Sandro Ballticelli
     
    #193 Bo Pelinis, Nov 20, 2015
  44. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    My Spanish name in high school Spanish II was Pablo. It's destiny.
     
    #194 BuckeyeRiot, Nov 20, 2015
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  45. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    i went to one of pablo escobars houses in october

    wow are we brothers
     
    #195 Arkadin, Nov 20, 2015
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  46. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    I just finished watching Narcos last month. That makes us at the very least first cousins.
     
    #196 UncleJesse, Nov 20, 2015
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  47. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    I've heard of Narcos. Probably 2nd cousin twice removed.
     
    #197 Bo Pelinis, Nov 20, 2015
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  48. BuckeyeRiot

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    Do you want to do karate in the garage?
     
    #198 BuckeyeRiot, Nov 20, 2015
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  49. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    i feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!
     
    #199 Arkadin, Nov 20, 2015
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  50. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    that sentiment legit horrifies me
     
    #200 BellottiBold, Nov 20, 2015
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