Gym Etiquette

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  1. Truman

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  2. DaveGrohl

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    ... what’s her @ though
     
  3. lechnerd

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  4. Emmy Rossum

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    I hope he wiped off his equipment when he was finished
     
  5. CF3234

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  6. Jigga

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    I mean he is an active virgin
     
  7. Degausser

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    Is that not allowed?
     
  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Never skip forearm day.
     
  9. dallasdawg

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  10. theriner69er

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    do we know for sure he isn't going finger curls under there?? gotta have strong fingers
     
  11. bro

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    what a view from that exercise bike.

    not sure I believe a non-mentally handicapped person would jerk it in the middle of an open gym. Either way, that's fucking gross
     
  12. Truman

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  13. Emma

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    Just terrible

    How many sets and reps?
     
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  14. HOOSINSC

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    what if they were a couple and were filming some kinky shit for later? seems like the person who tweeted this didn't consider that.
     
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  15. theriner69er

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  16. bro

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  17. Bruce Wayne

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    No way that's real
     
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  18. a.tramp

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    Wait, so who is the pervert here? The guy whacking it or all the people filming the guy whacking it? Sketchy behavior all around if you ask me.
     
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  19. Luka

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    he could just be loosening up a tight groin

    some irresponsible fake news on twitter :shocker:
     
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  21. Truman

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    This was my first thought, but the club responding to all the tweets makes me think it's real. idk.
     
  22. HOOSINSC

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    if the people filming it didn't ask him to stop, then they are the perverts
     
  23. dallasdawg

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    i just saw their logo on an office building in dallas where the logo for a wellness company used to be. not a bad way to drum up some interest while you’re expanding
     
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  24. dallasdawg

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    jk it was their corporate wellness company “virgin pulse”
     
  25. Wu

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    <3
     
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  26. BrickTamland

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    Is that really worse than curling in a squat rack?
     
  27. Wu

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    There’s a vas deferens between the two
     
  28. HOOSINSC

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    i'm actually doing calf raises in a squat rack atm. #fukwitme
     
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  29. hood b. goode

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  30. theriner69er

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    hmmm so multiple people sat there and recorded this?? And he's doing an awful job of hiding it, right in the middle of what, 4 or 5 people?? My spidey sense is tingling a bit, and it's not just from watching a guy jerk off*


    *supposedly
     
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  31. BrickTamland

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    Odd marketing strategy by the gym?
     
  32. Wu

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    As someone who worked in a public library, I can assure you some people aren’t shy or subtle about getting their rocks off in public.
     
  33. theriner69er

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    first thing that came to mind was a commercial shoot. what this is a commercial for, I dunno, but go with me here. they are shooting a commercial, and they get several people to take their own videos of this guy and post it. it goes viral, THEN they go, oh no, this was not real, XYZ company was doing a commercial! oh, so silly. anyways, XYZ Company

    or maybe he was jerking it 5 feet away from this woman doing squats, and 6 feet away from 4 other people, and everyone was recording it. I dunno. seems a little odd tho.
     
  34. TDCD

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    Not that she needed it, but imagine the ego boost for the girl.
     
  35. TheFreak55

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    I’m more offended by the super high white socks and Asics
     
  36. BrickTamland

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    Odd yes, but one scenario certainly more likely than the other.

    Occam’s razor, and what not.
     
  37. Taffy

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    I mean lest he who is without sin, etc etc
     
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  38. theriner69er

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    as I was typing it I was changing my mind. hit post anyway
     
  39. Voodoo

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  40. ned's head

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    I would have at least given him some pointers on his form
     
  41. TC

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    Well, did he cum or what?
     
  42. Houndster

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    Good to see devine is working out again
     
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  43. THF

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    Thanks Bin Laden.
     
  44. AptosDuck

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    Why should we be
     
  45. Eathan Edwards

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    Depends on the location.
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    There's an equinox class that is basically just squats and lunges - in view of thousands of people during the course of the class because it's all glass windows facing public streets in Hollywood. It's pretty hilarious and there are also a decent amount of guys in the class typically - not sure how that works out for all parties involved.
     
  47. devine

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    I was hoping this was a legitimate thread about gym etiquette because I have a lot of thoughts on this topic
     
  48. TheFreak55

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    you look like you’d work up a bo that would overpower the entire Axe factory
     
  49. ned's head

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    Is it proper gym etiquette to break my combination lock, steal a few hundred in cash, and then take my discover card to Neiman Marcus and rack up purchases of $1900 and $900? Seems kinda dickish.

    I'm going to roll in there with the most obnoxious of locks going forward.
     
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  50. Name P. Redacted

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    Depends on how much you can squat tbh