HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. jrmy

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    The whole "bat a guy struggling in front of Freeman to protect him" spiel is old and tired as fuck and someone in the organization needs to shut this dumb shit down. You have the hottest hitter in baseball that didn't play in Korea last year and he's knocked in two runs that aren't him because you're trotting out utter trash in front of him.

    Tell Snit to cut that shit out or fire him. It is objectionably stupid.
     
  2. jrmy

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    I am mad as fuck on the internet right now
     
  3. FightingCock

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    I know Brick, we saw that.
     
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  4. kennypowers

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    I believe Joe just implied the Giants should void Madison Bumgarner's contract since he injured himself in a bike accident. I have no words.
     
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  5. SC

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    Crushed
     
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    That was a rocket shot, 425ft. Wish someone else would step up with FF, he already has 7 homers on the year with only 9(?) rbi's.
     
  8. jrmy

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    WELL MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP PUTTING A FREE OUT IN FRONT OF HIM TO "GET A GUY GOING"
     
  9. Clown Baby

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    Remember when a bunch of you wanted to trade Freddie? I 'member
     
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  10. SC

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    ATLANTA—The Braves’ new world came closer to reality in April with the opening of SunTrust Park. Their on-field talent also showed signs of progress when a trio of first-round pitching prospects skipped the high Class A level.

    Lefthanders Kolby Allard and Max Fried and righthander Mike Soroka opened the season at Double-A Mississippi after toiling all of last year at low Class A Rome. All three pitchers served critical roles in the R-Braves’ run to the South Atlantic League championship last September.

    That combined with their performance this spring convinced the Braves that the aggressive promotion was warranted.

    While Fried turned 23 in January, neither Allard nor Soroka will celebrate their 20th birthdays until August. The Braves have a long history of prioritizing high school pitchers in the draft—and a long history of being conservative when promoting prep pitchers early in their pro careers.

    The early returns did not disappoint. Soroka recorded an 0.77 ERA in his first two starts at Mississippi while striking out 14 and walking none in 11.2 innings.

    Allard pitched to a 1.69 ERA through three starts while striking out nine and walking four in 16 innings.

    Fried pitched 1.2 innings in his first start while allowing two earned runs and four hits. He bounced back to surrender two hits and one earned run over six innings in his second appearance.

    The quiet confidence exuded by all three pitchers and their determination on the mound continue to impress the Braves. And while some younger hurlers might be intimidated about facing older competition, that is not the case with the two teenagers.

    “(Age) is just a number,” Allard said. “That’s the way I look at it, and I know Mike does too.

    “The Braves believe we’re ready, so we’re going to go out there and keep doing what we’ve always done.”

    WIGWAM WISPS

    • Righthander Ian Anderson, the third overall pick in the 2016 draft, allowed one run through 9.2 innings in his first two starts at Rome. He struck out 16 and walked five.

    • Speedy veteran minor league outfielder Lane Adams, who signed in December, started hot at Triple-A Gwinnett, swatting four home runs in nine games and batting .333.
     
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  11. SC

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    Heyman notes:

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    • Mike Soroka looks like a future star in a farm system now ranked No. 1 by Baseball America. The Double-A rotation, which also includes Kolby Allard, Max Fried and Patrick Weigel, is special (Allard and Soroka don’t turn 20 until August).
    • Look for the Braves to target a pitcher with the No. 5 pick overall once again.
    • Ender Inciarte, after a slow start, is showing unusual power, with four homers in four games after only four last year. Inciarte credited manager Brian Snitker for a career transformation since Snitker was the one who saw a starting center fielder in Inciarte. GM John Coppolella, after signing Inciarte long-term this winter, called him the best defensive center fielder in the game (he might not be wrong, though Kevin Kiermaier, Kevin Pillar and one of two others could make a claim).
    • Freddie Freeman, one of the best hitters in the game, should have made my 50 stars to admire/follow list last week. Apologies.
    • Adonis Garcia certainly isn’t living up to his name, with a .456 OPS.
    • Alex Jackson, with three early homers, is having a bit of a renaissance, as Mark Bowman of MLB.com reported.
    • The new park looks fantastic. “Well done, especially the surrounding area (Battery Park),” reports one spy.
     
  12. jrmy

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    See even when A-bum-ass does something good he can't get on and set the table for Freddie
     
  13. One Man Wolfpack

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    Down on the farm ..

    Gohara - 7IP, 4H, 0R, 1BB, 7K

    Alex Jackson with 2 more hits tonight. Up to .317/.339/.617 on the year.

    Braxton Davidson with 3 more Ks tonight. Down to .120/.214/.140 - and no, that .140 SLG% is not a typo. Yikes.

    Derian Cruz having a rough time in the field. Another error tonight. Already with 9 errors on the season.

    Anfernee Seymour with 2 more hits, up to .314 on the season.

    Randy Ventura with 2 more hits as well, up to .373 on the year.

    Marcus Mooney starting the season well. 10th round pick out of USCe last year. Picked up 2 hits tonight, and batting .385 on the year.

    Soroka - 5IP, 1H, 2ER, 1BB, 4K -- odd, but solid line for him tonight.
     
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  14. Jake Scott

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    Can't wait until the M-Braves are here to play the Shrimp in May. I'm going to every game.
     
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  15. Silky Johnson

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    I'm about ready to give up on Braxton Davidson. I was dead wrong about that pick. I don't know why we're so bad at developing high school bats.
     
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  16. Silky Johnson

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    Maitan is a large dude already.
     
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  17. Silky Johnson

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    P.S. So far, Howard is 2-2 with a walk in his first game at AAA.
     
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  18. jplaYa

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  19. Silky Johnson

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    The top of our lineup has sucked ass.
     
  20. mp_22

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    Swanson sucks
     
  21. Tobias

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    you root for 2 college teams you bandwagon faggot
     
  22. bstaple12

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    Garcia batting 2 hole really is shit tier managing
     
  23. Silky Johnson

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    Snit's not exactly a brilliant tactician.
     
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  24. One Man Wolfpack

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    Looking at video of Howard at AAA and he's made quite a few changes to his stance. Not nearly as upright as last year. Stance is more open. And his hands are starting farther down and away from his body.

    Given how terrible our bench is, I'd love to see him come on as a late inning PH. Don't now how well he'd adapt to that role, but cannot be any worse than what we have right now.
     
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  25. Silky Johnson

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    Definitely. He'd basically only be a DH/pinch hitter for us, but we need someone who can come off the bench and get a hit.
     
  26. jplaYa

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    Freaking Herrera

    Dansby's slump is not like an Uggla or McLouth slump. He's ripping the ball.
     
  27. bcuga

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    Swanson is making good contact tonight. I think he will turn things around soon.
     
  28. Silky Johnson

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    No point in pinch hitting with our bench. Would rather Garcia save our overworked bullpen another inning or two. Was only at 82 pitches.
     
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  29. One Man Wolfpack

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    We've got two lefties in our pen. Neither of which can get anyone out consistently. Not exactly a recipe for success.
     
  30. One Man Wolfpack

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    Tyler Pike, who came over with Alex Jackson, had a stat line of - 5.2IP, 3H, 2ER, 11K

    Alex Jackson also had 3 more hits two. A homer and double were among those 2 hits. Hitting .338 on the year now.

    Gohara, Jackson, and Pike putting in work early. Seattle was kind to our farm system this offseason.
     
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    Nicely done Kemp
     
  32. bcuga

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    Flowers in front of the plate where he belongs
     
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  33. One Man Wolfpack

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    Man crush on Phillips.
     
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    Phillips blasted that
     
  35. je ne suis pas ici

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    Damn he launched that shit

    AND FIX YOUR AUDIO FSSPORTS HOLY CRAP
     
  36. PrinceWimbley

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    Love the swag on Phillips.

    Wasn't having that shit when the 3B kept trying to tag him on the balk. Then pimps that homer.
     
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  37. Tobias

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    viz put that dude on skates good lord
     
  38. bcuga

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    Going to be tough to beat Joseph's AB for ugliest of the season
     
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  39. Tobias

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    lmaooooooo
     
  40. je ne suis pas ici

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    Dansby in these bitches heads
     
  41. Tobias

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    what the fuck was that :laugh:
     
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    Hilarious
     
  43. Tobias

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    great bunt tho
     
  44. Tobias

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    on the edge of my seat to see how we fuck this up
     
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  46. PrinceWimbley

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    fuck it, I'll take it.
     
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