HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Give me some halfway decent Starting Pitching and baby...we got a stew goin'

 

http://www.espn.com/mlb/recap?gameId=370523115

you can hear adams scream 'yeahhh!' when he hit it

 

I heard your mom scream "yeahhh!" when I hit it

 

I know it's a small sample size but Acuna has almost as many walks as strikeouts. Very encouraging to see a split like that from a young hitter.

 

Good work there by Julio

 

Update: I remedied the no sex before the game today.

 

damn the pirates pitcher was traded to pittsburgh for a marlins front office executive.

never heard of that before

 

Questions for tonight's game:

Will Julio pitch decently?
Will Hurdle got for another ejection?
Has devine told his parents that he's gay yet?

Spoiler

Boom roasted

 

jace sucks at short

 

I got you fam

 

Hahahahaha

 

But we need someone to eat innings

 

Man fuck this noise. I get that camargo needs at bats, but we need another guy capabale of playing a passable ss. Whoever in the fuck that may be

 

fantastic 0-2 pitch there jt

 

Teheran has the worst fucking mental fortitude.

He just doesn't have the ability to fight through adversity. He's a more outwardly composed Folty at this point.

 

Juliooof

 

I feel like Folty is at least working in the right direction. Julio, not so much

 

damnit JT

 

Fortunately folty has stuff. Half the time Teheran is featuring a batting practice fb up in the zone.

 

That Akeel Morris kid is MS's closer right?

 

For a second there I thought that was the fredi flow chart and I had an awful flashback

 

Up in Gwinnett now. Pitching pretty well.

 

Big Fella with a triple.

 

New guy can hit

 

This Adams fella is pretty alright

 

Does Chip Caray stand to gain power in Venuezela if Maduro is removed? My column:

 

Time for a triple play

 

Ok ok

 

Man this team is so good late in games

 

You ruined it

 

Someone walk me through the simba trade. Wasnt he under control another 2 years? That one is the biggest head scratcher...

 

I ruin lots of things

 

Rio!!!!

 

Hell Yeah

 

Never gonna lose another game!!

 

Degausser has been vindicated!

 

Boni ain't shit

 

He must have photos of coppy's wife or some shit.

 

Yay

 

I am selfish
I am wrong
I am right
I SWEAR I'M RIGHT
I swear I knew it all along

 

I mean, is Teheran not a better hitter than Boni?

 

The organist with some major shade for Hanson

 

Chip, just stop with the '91 comparisons

 

Forgot about Sean Rodriguez. We're gonna have a nice bench next season when we win the world series

 

Yeah I totally forgot about him too. I was really excited when we got him.

 

Yea it'll really be nice. Camargo, Adams(if we hold onto him), Rodriguez and Boni.

 

If our starting pitching gets it together, we could be pretty decent.