Halloween Candy

Dots

 

I hand out raisins, bible verses & travel size tooth paste.

Jk..

 

The candy

 

I live on a hill. The chubby youths of today refuse to walk up it to get mediocre candy. I get it.

 

lots of fentanyl

 

Life Hack: Go halfway down the hill and throw it at them. They throw better candy back and you win

 

One basket of peanut candies and one basket of peanut free facility candies because I’m not an asshole.

 

How does this work? Do you ask every kid if they have a peanut allergy before offering them candy?

 

I just have 2 baskets when they open the door. One basket has a sign that says “peanut free.” I just let them choose.

 

you know the ones when you see them

 

Put peanut butter on my handrails and see which ones have hives as I open the door.

 

Annual warning

 

have a bag of chocolate candy with Reese's/kit Kat/Snickers and a bag with sour patch gummies and starburst.

Kids love sour patch stuff these days. Feel like that's one of the biggest candy that wasn't around back in the day.

 

Has there been a new candy developed in the last 20 years?

 

got a bag of Krabby Patty gummies in the mix in my bowl.

I'll be walking around so I just leave a big bowl on the step. good test of the honor system.

 

Gave away packs of hot chocolate last year. Was a big hit so doing that again

 

that's nice, but why?

 

What’s your address?

 

Can take the boy out of Decatur, but can't take Decatur out of the boy.

 

228 pieces and 30° tonight so we should have some leftovers

 

You only had to buy one single bag?

I have like 1500 pieces of varieties of bags

 

don't besmirch smarties.

 

Update: just learned we’re giving out full-size candy bars. Very “those who stay will be champions” vibes.

#Michigan Wolverines

 

Pretty much the same

One big basket with assorted chocolate candy (Snickers, Reese’s, Kit Kat, M&Ms, Twix, etc) and one big basket of fruit flavored stuff (Skittles, Starburst, Sour Patch, Ring Pops, Fun Dip). They can take two from each or four from one.

 

There's a house in our neighborhood that hands out shots and full size candy bars. I make sure to take my kids there on the start of the route and then hit it on the way back.

 

Congrats on getting your little ones shit faced

 

They sleep much better that way

 

This day couldn’t be getting any better to make sure I maximize my left over candies

 

Always search my kids candy bags for the drugged candies but these stingy assholes in my neighborhood just keep holding back.

 

Have a kid with nut and egg allergies so TIA to all of you who are not as considerate as electronic is

 

Chevron is so 2018. I’d take that candy back and hit Jo-Ann Fabrics on the way home.

 

Good job. Standing in the front window all day will scare some people away.

 

I never thought about having peanut free candy. I figure the parents know what they're kid can and can't have.

 

Noted

 

My office is upstairs. So it’s more like a creepy Michael Meyers vibe

 

I expect nothing less from a Cubs fan

 

I’d be mad if someone took away my opportunity to steal Reese’s cups.

 

I ate all the take 5s out of our stash over a week ago :fat:

 

Having a multi level house? I’m confused