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  1. JohnLocke

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  2. Emma

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    Going to watch it because Halo fandom, likely not going to be good in my opinion
     
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  3. Doc Louis

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    Can it be worse than the previous Halo films? Possibly.
     
  4. Emma

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    Reviews are rough through a couple episodes
     
  5. Truman

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    Never played the game or consumed any other Halo content.

    I liked the first episode. Pretty troupe-y but I liked it :idk:
     
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    First episode was better than I expected
     
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    I’ve never played the games or know anything about the storyline and I enjoyed it. Maybe that’s not a good thing though if it’s really far off if the source material.
     
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    I played the games a long time ago but haven't kept up and am not tied to the idea of being "true" to the original...I just want to be entertained. I think it's off to a good start.
     
  10. CUtigers

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    Just started. I haven't really kept up with the story in the games other than playing a game here or there, so not too worried personally about how closely it sticks to the games.

    I am a little confused on how the world works, though. What makes the bullets from the Spartans effective in that first battle, over what the insurrectionists are shooting? The heavy machine guns were useless at the start when the rebel was shooting it, but then the spartan ripped it off the truck and easily mowed down 3 or 4.
     
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  11. Emma

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    Welcome to what will likely be a bad show

    Coming from someone who knows the Halo universe
     
    #13 Emma, Mar 27, 2022
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  12. skiedfrillet

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    the show takes place before the events of the first Halo game.

    the spartans weapons fire specialized bullets that allow them to penetrate and drain the covenant's shields - they discuss it in the fall of reach book which i think S1 is going to cover. by 2552 (the show date) the spartans have been fighting the covenant for i think 7 years, and over that time they've taken the technology from the covenant and adapted it to make themselves stronger. the spartans now have overshields, like the covenant, and their bullets are specialized to drain the shields.

    no explanation for the minigun, probably just an oversight or something
     
  13. Doc Louis

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    Isn't this also a little after the fall of reach timeline wise?

    Also, easy minigun explanation: the spartans are stronger and can squeeze the trigger harder making the bullets more effective. Or excuse they may likely use: covenant shield was already weakend from prolonged combat.
     
  14. skiedfrillet

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    Nah they showed Reach in the first episode. It’s where master chief was landing before they escaped
     
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    I said what I said about the mini gun, but definitely still enjoyed the episode. Action scenes weren't very good (first person kills were especially cheesy) but enjoyed everything outside of that.
     
  16. Doc Louis

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    liking second episode so far, kid isn't as annoying as the first episode.
     
  17. Nelson

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    This is a dumpster fire
     
  18. lazy bum

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    Yeah, the production value isn’t where I thought it would be. Feels like this isn’t going to last long. Fans of the game will be divided because it really doesn’t follow the story of the games much at all. And I can’t imagine it will draw a huge audience outside of that with the quality we’re seeing.

    It seems fine as a Sci Fi Channel show, but my feeling is they’re spending more on it than that and will want a much bigger audience.
     
  19. Super Vegeta

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    First episode is out on YouTube for free. I thought it was fine. I’ll probably watch it and enjoy it for what it is.

    I thought it was funny they got a human big bad now. Just a reminder that cgi is expensive.
     
  20. Gunners

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    First episode was intriguing, 2nd was bad

    have it in my I’ll continue for awhile without really paying much attention to category of shows
     
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  21. Nelson

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    second season has already been greenlit :doge:
     
  22. Emma

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    Hard hard hard pass
     
  23. lazy bum

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    yeah, I saw that. Can't imagine a 3rd getting done. They might lose a ton on season 2. But it seems to be the trend these days with these big, new properties. If season 2 isn't already a go, people are slow to latch on, so they kinda have to commit to it.

    Is Microsoft helping fund this or is it all on Paramount?
     
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  24. Nelson

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    Id imagine CBS just paid for the rights like any other show. Nizz
     
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    They'll rush to get to the flood because the producers won't be able to resist getting space zombies on the show.
     
  26. Nelson

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    This feels so low budget
    Completely uninspired, especially the cinematography. Just clips along from basically shit scene to basically shit scene like an episode of GREY’S ANATOMY
    All the decisions with MC completely misunderstand the character. Just a generic soldier now
    All the side stories should have “filler to save CGI budget” slapped on their foreheads
    Just brutal
     
    #28 Nelson, Apr 7, 2022
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  27. Emma

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    Might as well rename it Master Cheeks
     
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    As someone who's never watched grey's anatomy, what are those episodes like? Are they filled with a guy doing a bad older jacked up smoker's voice Dave Chappelle impersonation like this?

    I'm letdown it didn't have more space action and actual fighting in it, but I get that they're badly following the formula laid out to try to make fights meaningful. But the series was built in having big space battles and fights within it that moved a story along. It's like they took a look at it and said fuck that shirt we don't have budget for it. Let's focus on telling this backstory people skipped through cut scenes of to enjoy the game.

    Or they blew it all on the cgi sausage snakes and Cortana. Because death by fucking sausage snakes felt cheap and shitty.

    That didn't seem like the right protocol for taking someone on board from an enemy ship. Would've thought they'd send someone to the ship to check it out first. Life support failing or not.
    At this point I'm down to hate watch this show.

    And doors that guy want to hook up with his boss or what? How cringy was it to watch that guy?
     
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  29. skiedfrillet

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    i'm trying so hard to like it

    so hard
     
  30. Xander Crews

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    This show is bad and outside of the opening battle scene, barely even feels like it’s the same world. Might as well just call it “Generic Future Soldier War”
     
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  31. Nelson

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    I’ve had a sneaking suspicion this was another show they had scripts and assets for that they slapped Halo IP onto later in the process
     
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  32. lazy bum

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    between this and what's happening with the game, hard to be optimistic about the future of this as a franchise. MS/343 killed it.
     
  33. Doc Louis

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    But right when you want to, they cut back to the Asian girl and her annoyingly unrelated story.
     
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    "hey you know what will be great with borderlands in space?" >"Hit me Doug"

    "let's add Halo to it. Only, not really. So we can do our project on someone else's dime".

    >"You sonofabitch, I'm in. Pass the cocaine"
     
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    I also think I’m done with this show
     
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  36. skiedfrillet

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    This shit fucking sucks
     
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  37. Super Vegeta

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    Asian girl sidestory shouldn't even be a thing. Remarkably few action scenes with Master Chief kicking ass.
     
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    I’m giving it one more episode for Master Chief to do something otherwise I’ll be done.
     
  39. Emma

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    Had to explain to my dad what the Covenant is. Have they not gotten to that yet?
     
  40. Shinzon

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    It’s moving so slow. Makes me think this entire first season is gonna be build up. Like GoT where they hype up the White Walkers, and then we get a glimpse in the final episode teasing it to the next season.

    Kwan’s side story wouldn’t be so annoying if she didn’t make ridiculous decisions. That whole sequence of her going back to Madrigal was bullshit. Soren should’ve just jettisoned her out an airlock and been done with it.

    One weird thing I can’t get past, Pablo Schreiber’s (Master Chief) nose. It looks so weird to me every time he’s on screen. Like one of those proboscis monkeys or something. Keep your helmet on man. Looks cooler anyway.
     
  41. Doc Louis

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    They've been in it since the first episode's initial attack but have only lightly discussed who they are and the mystery of what they're looking for and why. Such drama. Much suspense. Wow.
     
  42. ButchCassidy

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    Watched the first two episodes last night. Think it's enjoyable so far. Really doesn't make sense that the directors/writers didn't pay any attention to the games. Also the scene transitions are so weird. Just cuts off to black screen for like 5 seconds.
     
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    Natascha McElhone gets better with age.

    Two episodes in as well and it’s not bad. Sometimes has a feel of first season of The Expanse and their cheap sets.
     
  44. skiedfrillet

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    Kwan and her stupid hair cut need to fuck all the way off
     
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  45. skiedfrillet

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    Also love story w the spartan is infuriating me. They’re not following the books and that upsets me
     
  46. Emma

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    Last 10 minutes was finally what I'd like to see from the start. Halo and not some rip off story with Halo's IP slapped on it.
     
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  47. lazy bum

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    I have stopped watching but am depending on you folks to let me know if it improves and I should return to it. Thank you all for your sacrifice.
     
  48. skiedfrillet

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    need more MC and the spartans tearing covenant ass up and less everything else
     
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