Halsey does not have the horses in the back

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  1. Bruce Wayne

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  2. NoleNBlue

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    Fucks a Halsey
     
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  3. devine

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    Who lol amirite guys?
     
  4. steamengine

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    The whites are at it again
     
  5. Tiffin

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  6. Michael Scofield

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    Without fail, any pop culture post on TMB is quickly followed by the guy that’s proud to not know what/who it is.
     
  7. devine

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    It was a joke idiot
     
  8. Michael Scofield

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    Precisely why I quoted him and not you.
     
  9. NoleNBlue

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    :facepalm:
     
  10. Emma

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  11. marcus

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    I don’t think he said he didn’t know Halsey
     
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  12. marcus

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    But anyway, who is this chick?
     
  13. Gaknight

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    Look at all the posters in here pretending they are Good at Love.
     
  14. IHHH

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    Probably a stripper from Florida, first name might or might not be Tammy
     
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  15. TC

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    Peep this. Her real name’s Ashley. But if you switch it around you get Halsey #badass
     
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  16. Emma

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    I believe that's called an analgram
     
  17. Daniel Ocean

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    What’s wrong with her ass?
     
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  18. Arkadin

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    Homonym imo
     
  19. Michael Scofield

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    Yeah, sorry bud. I don’t follow.
     
  20. Michael Scofield

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    maybe he was joking, but that’s pretty much exactly what he said.
     
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  21. Tiffin

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    Can I follow her on analgram?
     
  22. DaveGrohl

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    It’s not on my face
     
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  23. Gaknight

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    Nothing
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    FWIW I read the thread title as implying she doesn’t have a nice ass maybe it’s just saying it isn’t absurdly huge.
     
  25. NilesIrish

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    My buddy and I took a road trip yesterday to Chicago and came back this morning. That damn song was on every fucking XM channel. I like it but it was a lot.

    I like it better when she dancing to it.
     
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  27. Bruce Wayne

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    This
     
  28. Taques

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    they’re good butts, brent
     
  29. Michael Scofield

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    Just a Halsey fanboy here to defend her honor.
     
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  30. NoleNBlue

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    And complete coincidence. She took the name Halsey because that’s the name of the rail stop in New York or Jersey where her and her junkie boyfriend used to go to score smack. That last part is to be read in the voice of Leo DiCaprio’s character in the motion picture The Departed.
     
  31. NoleNBlue

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    “Scowah samahck” it should sound like
     
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  32. -Prime-

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    She is half black iirc
     
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  33. steamengine

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    With those moves????
     
  34. Homo Erectus

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    Not the back half, apparently :pffft:
     
  35. StuMondo

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    I saw "Halsey" and "horses" in the title and thought maybe this was actually a thread about Halsey, NE.

    Initial disappointment followed by a new found excitement. Similar to what I imagine Christopher Columbus felt like when he realized he wasnt in India, but rather a new world.
     
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  36. TrustyPatches

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    I thought maybe she had a nice ass and those rubbery shorts were compressing it.. so I googled

    Long back confirmed
     
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  37. Joe_Pesci

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    I hate when I make references to Nocturno Culto and people try to act cool by pretending to not know who that is
     
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  38. NP13

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    I somehow doubt it
     
  39. NoleNBlue

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    It wasn’t on Octane
     
  40. Wu

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    I’d get those pancakes all up in my face
     
  41. NilesIrish

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    I apologize for embellishing

    dicks.
     
  42. NoleNBlue

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    :beaver:
     
  43. Eathan Edwards

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    She’s fun as hell and it’s not an act - team Halsey.

    Could not name anything she’s done though - but who cares about that these days.
     
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  44. Fusiontegra

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    Short haired Halsey >>>
     
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  45. Gaknight

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    she looks like Justin Bieber with short hair. So why dont you just say you want to bang him?
     
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  46. Lenin

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    I love me some Halsey

    artistically and physically
     
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  47. Lenin

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    whats wrong with that homophobe?
     
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  48. Gaknight

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    Nothing in my post was homophobic.
     
  49. Eathan Edwards

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    She’s rich in LA - she can look like a 9.75 any time she wants - allegedly.
     
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  50. Gaknight

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    Justin Bieber is a handsome dude. I wasn't saying she was ugly with a short hair cut lol.
     
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