Halsey think about the kids (NSFW)

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  1. devine

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    Anyone know where eathan Edwards lives? Haven’t seen it mentioned
     
  2. Eathan Edwards

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    That’s pretty solid
     
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  3. Gaknight

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    Hollywood

    You're welcome
     
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  4. Fusiontegra

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    Most of the pictures I’ve seen of Bieber recently look like he and Pete Davidson have been taking turns sucking meth out of each other’s asses.

    But if there exists a current version of Bieber that looks like short-haired Halsey, yeah, I’d fuck him too.
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

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    East of the 405 so yuck town mIrite Fidelio
     
  6. Corch

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    She's super hot and I'd love to give her the marcus
     
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  7. Fidelio

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    that’s for sure. unless you’re north of sunset
     
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  8. Fusiontegra

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    It’s cute that the Buckeye TMB fanbase makes their dicks after each other.
     
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  9. Corch

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    Huh? Lol
     
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  10. Eathan Edwards

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    When we started the W deal - Sunset/Vine was literally where people picked up hookers. Hollywood has only been a semi-nice area since all of the new developments hit subsequent.

    But it is unfortunate we had to displace all those working girls.
     
  11. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I assume “the marcus” was a reference to your dick.

    Naming your dicks after each other just seems very TMB #Ohio State Buckeyes
     
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  12. Fidelio

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    I remember. Also, crack rock
     
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  13. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  14. Corch

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    You must be new here buddy
     
  15. Xander Crews

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    She cute but she also helped make the Chainsmokers famous and that is hard to forgive.
     
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  16. Eathan Edwards

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    Definitely laughed at the idea of variable dick naming given level of performance -

    “Oh, didn’t know you were bringing marcus over tonight”

    “Not the “:quagmire:Dick againnnnn”
     
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  17. Eathan Edwards

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    Sadly, they were blowing up after “let me take a selfie”
     
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  18. 40wwttamgib

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    Could be off base here but the “Marcus” is eating her ass.
     
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  19. Fusiontegra

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    Guys, it was a joke.
     
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  20. blind dog

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    I’d have consensual sex with Halsey and Bieber
     
  21. Killy Me Please

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    I'm guessing I'm supposed to know who this is.
     
  22. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Hardoooo
     
  23. TheGrifter

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    Yes. You’re so edgy you don’t know the name of one of the most popular singer/songwriters on the planet right now.

    Your edge cut me deeply. I may never recover.
     
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  24. Arkadin

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    I didn't know who she was either but I'm not good at music stuff that I don't listen to. I shuffled her music on Spotify earlier and I recognized one of the songs

    I think I remember her name from machine gun Kelly talking shit to someone she dated or something during that same time he took his shot at eminem. Maybe that's wrong idk
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

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    No, but you might want to find out why you don’t have access to google.
     
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  26. Doc Louis

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    I thought that was when you farted on a greeting card before sealing it in an envelope and mailing it
     
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  27. dome foam

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    it fucks.
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    IDK but that seems like a good thing
     
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  29. Killy Me Please

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    I really have no clue though. I dont listen to the radio.
     
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  30. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Thanks for taking this bullet....:respek:
     
  31. Gunners

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    There are people that aren't in touch with what's "popular". They are annoying when they constantly do the who's that but can easily see how someone doesn't know who she is.

    More offended by the people who like her with short hair more.
     
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  32. Emmy Rossum

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    Same boat. I pretty much only listen to podcasts when I'm in the car.
     
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  33. HotMic

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    I GUESS IM SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT HORSES IN THE BACK MEANS.
     
  34. Kirk Fogg

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    You could probably say that she’s...bad at love
     
  35. Buster Mahomes

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    Just wanted to let everyone know that I know AT LEAST two Halsey songs.
     
  36. TrustyPatches

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    I think she’s hot but this thread caused me to investigate day ass and I’ve been left conflicted
     
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  37. IHHH

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    I don’t even know what music is anymore, that’s how fucking cool I am.
     
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  38. Festus McBadass

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    Have you never heard the phrase “ass like a horse”? Well, she doesn’t have one.
     
  39. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm conflicted on whether you meant to spell "dat ass" or if I've just been missing out on "day ass" all these years.
     
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  40. dump

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    she has a great ass
     
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  41. BayouMafia

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    I find this woman attractive
     
  42. Lyrtch

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    Instead of posting you don't know someone you can Google it

    Weirdos
     
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  43. Not William

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    The most important thing to remember about music is that it is spread with a heavy loving hand.
     
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  44. Lip

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    She also hosted SNL and is consistently featured at women’s marches and the like. People that say they don’t know who she is are either lying or purposely try not to pay attention to the world around them.
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    She’s biracial. She posted a picture on Twitter a while back with her natural hair, and got torched for being insensitive and culturally appropriating.
     
  46. Arkadin

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    This just isn't true. Hth
     
  47. ohbluefan

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    Is that a broken mirror or window behind her?
     
  48. Todd Bonzales

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    Looked this up. Damn, people are rough.
     
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  49. Lip

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    No, but it is. HTH.
     
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  50. Arkadin

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    I'm pretty well versed on a shit load of stuff but the music I don't listen to and movies I don't watch are a big blind spot. I don't consume many mediums that include people like Halsey. It's very easy to not be familiar with some pop artist who has like 2 or 3 hit songs in the last 3 years or some shit.
     
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