Halsey think about the kids (NSFW)

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  1. SugarShaun

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    I thought there was an NSFW tag on the thread but maybe it was removed
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s Vanessa Hudgens alter ego
     
  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Eh, my grandson always wants me to click on the spoilers when he’s in my lap while I’m on the computer at work anyways. He’s a real asshole.
     
  4. NCHusker

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    Didn't Kendra Sunderland parlay her library video into a porn career with one of the big studios? Pretty sure she did
     
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  5. SugarShaun

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    This is correct
     
  6. Bruce Wayne

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    This could dovetail nicely into an argument over what constitutes a big porn studio.

    Is Blacked.com one?
     
  7. dump

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  8. skiedfrillet

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  9. Homo Erectus

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    And they tag Dump for beastiality porn
     
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  10. SugarShaun

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    I’m basically Ask Jeeves
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    OH YEAH
     
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  12. Homo Erectus

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    Long time listener. First time caller.
    Which episode do you jerk off to the most?
    I'll hang up and listen..
     
  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    The one where Vinny get the lead in The Color People reboot and Turtle gets a handjob from a high school senior at Lids
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    Edit: Wrong thread
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    lol sometimes I give you a like because I don’t want to appear to not have understood the obscure reference you just made. This was one such time.
     
  16. Clown Baby

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    Hahaha I love it!
     
  17. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    social liberal and fiscal conservative is a helluva combo
     
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  18. ~ taylor ~

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    That's what I was until I realized that fiscally conservative politicies are basically astrology.
     
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  19. Henry Blake

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    ^ genius branding by whoever the R egghead was that came up with it
     
  20. jorge

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    isn't that just classic liberal in disguise
     
  21. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’ve never used anyone’s real info on here. This is a safe space.

    Unfortunately, I can’t hide from the rest of that shit posting that was quoted. That’s all me. Caught me on my period or something. Not my finest hour and that won’t happen again.

    Y’all be good.
     
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  22. PAHokie

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  23. 40wwttamgib

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    not sure how that kid will ever recover from this
     
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  24. HotMic

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    ^^^terrible mom^^^
     
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  25. electronic

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    Why isn’t that baby breastfeeding from the father?
     
  26. Duck70

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    Wow that baby better get that boob out of its mouth or its going to end up homeless. Very slippery slope imo
     
  27. CaneKnight

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    Look at that terrible breast feeding form. Poor baby is going to be mentally scarred forever
     
    #1027 CaneKnight, Aug 4, 2021
    Last edited: Aug 14, 2021
  28. a.tramp

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    That baby is going to get tats just from drinking that breast milk. Someone call CPS.
     
  29. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    I better take the baby’s place, as an adult I can take that kind of abuse for the good of the kids
     
    #1029 Carl Brutananadilewski, Aug 4, 2021
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  30. Shawn Hunter

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  31. CloudBerry

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    Maybe not expecting but I'm always ready and hopeful
     
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  32. dome foam

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    A+ posting this page.
     
  33. fucktx

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    I can’t believe such a shitty mom would post her tits on social media. What a WHORE and awful parent

    - War Grundle
     
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  34. ~ taylor ~

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    Kid's fucked without that traditional nuclear family, yo.
     
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  35. TrustyPatches

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    Bro I fucking love graphic nudity

     
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  36. Redav

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    It's my favorite kind of nudity
     
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  37. VaxRule

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    I think the MPAA just uses it when they mean “penis”.
     
  38. DirtBall

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    Seems like a whole lotta inside jokes that I don’t understand, but I’m laughing and playing along so I don’t look like a loser.
     
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  39. Redav

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    Point stands
     
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  40. IanBoyd

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    Start from the middle of page 12
     
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  41. UncleJesse

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    Don’t do it. I read through it and all of a sudden I was a 35 year old man living in a foster home because I vicariously lived through that baby sucking on that unfit mothers titty.
     
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  42. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

  43. kinghill

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    I just went back to around page 12 and read forward and they make sense now.

    LMAO
     
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  44. ono

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    It's for the breast we move on from this page.

    Tits a shame you guys are all making sick jokes.

    Areola group of friends here? Let's nip this in the bud.

    Bras.
     
  45. Barves2125

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    Thank you for your efforts. I don't know that you should've but thank you nonetheless.
     
  46. CharlieKellyReturns

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    I really enjoy mom nipples. Just saying.
     
  47. Tobias

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  48. CharlieKellyReturns

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    Any time, man. Any time.
     
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  49. fucktx

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  50. CharlieKellyReturns

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    Nah. Just was thinking about the board. Came back. Missed you guys.