Happy Birthday Eathan Edwards

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  1. wes tegg

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    #1 wes tegg, Feb 2, 2023
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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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    need to do a tmb tailgate in WeHo or Jackson Hole
     
    #3 Fran Tarkenton, Feb 2, 2023
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  5. ClemPson

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    I hope you and the wife enjoy your birthday stay in beautiful Gatlinburg Tennessee.
     
    #5 ClemPson, Feb 2, 2023
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  6. Emma

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    hbd ee
     
    #6 Emma, Feb 2, 2023
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    #7 ashy larry, Feb 2, 2023
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    #8 Homo Erectus, Feb 2, 2023
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Eathan coming home this evening....

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    #10 Where Eagles Dare, Feb 2, 2023
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    #11 Taffy, Feb 2, 2023
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  12. Iron Mickey

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    Happy birthday. Thanks for letting us see inside a truly unusual existence. Also, yes, Jackson party soon.
     
    #12 Iron Mickey, Feb 2, 2023
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  13. Menelaus

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    HBD. A great source of entertainment for this board.

    May be staying in WeHo in mid March. Can’t wait to crash the gang bang! :warn:
     
    #13 Menelaus, Feb 2, 2023
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  14. dump

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    Honestly this board wouldnt be the same without Eathan Edwards
     
    #14 dump, Feb 2, 2023
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  15. El Tiburon

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    Happy birthday, pal. It’s nice to see you finally catch a day where you get spoiled and things go your way!
     
    #15 El Tiburon, Feb 2, 2023
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  16. Lip

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    finally some good news in the worst month of the year
     
    #16 Lip, Feb 2, 2023
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    #17 Keef, Feb 2, 2023
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    #18 BudKilmer, Feb 2, 2023
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  19. brolift

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    HBD to Eathan "Eyes Wide Shut" Edwards
     
    #19 brolift, Feb 2, 2023
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  20. Gambler

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    Happy Birthday. This fucker will probably have a tensome tonight.
     
    #20 Gambler, Feb 2, 2023
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  21. bigred77

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    #21 bigred77, Feb 2, 2023
  22. electronic

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    Hope that your birthday involves big balls!

     
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  23. wes tegg

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    #23 wes tegg, Feb 2, 2023
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  24. Eric The Viking

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    Hope you get to enjoy many beautiful ass cheeks, and then sleep on them as pillows tonight. HBD
     
    #24 Eric The Viking, Feb 2, 2023
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    You motherfucker, I was literally getting ready for work
     
    #25 MLS, Feb 2, 2023
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  26. skiedfrillet

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    Happy birthday May your dreams soar as high as your hats
     
    #26 skiedfrillet, Feb 2, 2023
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    Oh and happy birthday
     
    #28 dblplay1212, Feb 2, 2023
  29. bro

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    well one has been a member for 13 years. and the other is the partner of said member.
     
    #29 bro, Feb 2, 2023
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  30. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Who?
     
    #30 Stone Cold Steve Austin, Feb 2, 2023
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  31. dump

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    wes tegg and Eathan were college besties

    one decided to be a lawyer and a decent member of society and the other decided to be the real life version of Lucifer Morningstar in Los Angeles running clubs and being a sexual deviant
     
    #31 dump, Feb 2, 2023
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  32. Drew Swinney Esq

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    #32 Drew Swinney Esq, Feb 2, 2023
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  33. bigred77

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    Real question here
    How many pairs of salmon colored pants did Eathan Edwards own in college?
     
    #33 bigred77, Feb 2, 2023
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  34. wes tegg

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    Acquaintances in college. I have no idea how they found TMB.
     
    #34 wes tegg, Feb 2, 2023
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  35. wes tegg

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    Correct.

    Futureman was the last one there and had to bring the apple pie.
     
    #35 wes tegg, Feb 2, 2023
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  36. Eathan Edwards

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    I was on Rivals since I was like 11 - I honestly don't know how I ended up here.
     
    #36 Eathan Edwards, Feb 2, 2023
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  37. electronic

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    Sounds like the perfect start to the evening.
     
    #37 electronic, Feb 2, 2023
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  38. dump

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    Who cares about how but we are glad that you are here
     
    #38 dump, Feb 2, 2023
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  39. THF

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    Eathan Edwards i know you are kind of a big deal, but you don’t have any of your birthday balloons out over Montana at the moment do you?
     
    #39 THF, Feb 2, 2023
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  40. Eathan Edwards

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    Unless it's something egregious and MLS is behind it than I can't imagine I'm culpable on that one.
     
    #40 Eathan Edwards, Feb 2, 2023
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  41. Lip

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    Is this the thread where we will finally get to see Eathan Edwards ass?
     
    #41 Lip, Feb 2, 2023
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  42. dump

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    That would certainly be a gift to us
     
    #42 dump, Feb 2, 2023
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  43. GoodForAnother

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    for your birthday does she just do normal stuff
     
    #43 GoodForAnother, Feb 2, 2023
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  44. bigred77

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    I mean most of us have already seen his penis......


    i am not one of those who saw, and i am still bitter about it
     
    #44 bigred77, Feb 2, 2023
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  45. Homo Erectus

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    #45 Homo Erectus, Feb 2, 2023
  46. MLS

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    I came in after he had been LA acclimated already so this may be watered down a bit but probably 2 salmon and at least 10 different varietals of light blue
     
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  47. bigred77

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    So 4 times that in college
     
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    Usually it's a girl that I know he's been wanting to hook up with and I do the legwork to make it happen type of thing
     
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  49. $P1

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    Heartily chuckled
     
    #49 $P1, Feb 2, 2023
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