Happy MLK Day from FSU recruiting

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  1. TDCD

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    Ok.

    THIS one warrants no explanation
     
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    Sees fan of

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  4. 941Gator

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  5. fsudan

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    yea fuck your stupid fuck mom
     
  6. fsudan

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    Imagine trashing your mom on the internet for likes
     
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  7. ned's head

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    You had to make it weird
     
  8. Wu

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    Reminder that the best social media post is the one that was never made
     
  9. og543ss

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    I thought it was confirmed that the FBI had a hand in MLK’s death? Like public record
     
  10. blind dog

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    we have a 150 page thread trashing the women we marry, but hey making fucking fun of our moms is off limits?
     
  11. Corch

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    Dan shouldn't be anyone's moral compass.
     
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  12. fsudan

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    :iceburn:
     
  13. fsudan

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    You can do whatever you want
     
  14. Tobias

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    i think you’re thinking of them repeatedly trying to blackmail him into killing himself
     
  15. TwoPoor

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    Or maybe the FBI legit no question murdering Fred Hampton
     
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  16. Tobias

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    there is no way of knowing!

    TDCD if you’re truly trying to learn stuff like you said you were, stuff like this or a book like the legacy of ashes (i read it and it’s legit very good and well sourced) would be super informative!
     
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  17. Fusiontegra

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  18. fsudan

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    ya y'all cut er out
     
  19. Tobias

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    dblplay1212 he's stealing your line!
     
  20. Fusiontegra

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  22. leroi

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    i think some people are failing to distinguish between the CIA and the FBI

    or, idk, maybe the CIA did some stuff i'm not aware of regarding MLK. It wouldn't surprise me if they did, they were shitbags, it would just be the first i'd heard of it.
     
  23. BrickTamland

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    Can we get back on track and focus on the embarassent that is my school’s social media team?
     
  24. TC

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    They ain't gonna send us campin like they did my man Fred Hampton
     
  25. War Grundle

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    Word
     
  26. PCH

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    Trying to find an MLK sign/flyer, but heres what I've got for now. For anyone coming in to town for the Super Bowl!

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    Club Onyx Chocolate Tuesdays has been popping for a long time so I decided to stop by for a recent 2011 review. How it started was two people hit me up Tuesday one asking “What’s popping that night” and my other homie asked “Whats popping at Onyx tonight” cause every one talking about it. So my peoples ended up going there celebrating his Bday.

    I got to the club around the 1am the parking across the street was $10 I immediately noticed a group of chics selling some pu$$y across the street by those hotels as soon as I parked. When I walked up to the front door I seen Akon and his peoples parking heading in the club,Akon was driving a 2012(?) red Ferrari 599 GTB with black and red rims the hottest car I seen this year in Atlanta. As soon as I walked in the club I was like damn it’s going down in her like it was Saturday night. So my peoples had a section in the VIP area on the side of the club there were a lot of strippers coming in and out for a minute then it slows down around 2pm and you had to walk the floor and recruit strippers you liked. There were a lot of dymes in the building that you would probably wife if you didn’t or did know they were strippers like my man Joe Johnson etc. etc..

    As I stated before in other strip club reviews the top strip clubs in Atlanta a lot of the baddest strippers feel all they have to do is walk by you and look at and not conversant and your just supposed to reach out and grab them for a dance. The dances in club Onyx are $10 and the club (DJ Nando) don’t play with strippers dancing on the main stage he makes sure they are on there job when they are in the spot light or he will clown them and the audience if they ain’t tipping. Young Jeezy came in around 2pm I seen a lot of familiar faces in there that night it is definitely a Tuesday Atl hot spot.

    Looking around the club niccas were making it rain all night in the club in the section next to us they had 4 strippers on look for hours and were tipping the whole time they were dancing the floor had to be 3 inches in ones. The strippers were so happy the end of the night when they were plastic bagging up the ones they were rolling around and sliding in the money pile. I understand why there are so many boujee strippers in there cause the top 1’s take home a lot of 1’s but they would take home more if they sold there personality as well as there physical looks. If your the type of dude that isn’t comfortable walking around chasing who you like then you will be chilling watch the stage show all night in Onyx cause it is a large spaced out club so you might not see a dancer all night. I see why other clubs tried to burn down Onyx cause really in Atlanta there is no competi*ion. You will be in there mesmerized by the amount of beautiful se*y strippers they have in that building and thinking to your self “I gotta get my $$ UP” when you leave out that parking lot with over a million dollars worth of whips parked up in VIP. I talked to my man the next day on the phone about the night and what he thought about he was like nicca I wanna go back again Friday. So if your looking for something to do Tuesday night male or female this is #1 option.
     
  27. Boo MFer!

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    So glad you updated your original post with this review. I’ll definitely sleep better having read this manifesto.
     
  28. PCH

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    There was another pretty much across the street that had the most creative signs. "Like cheers, but without clothes" and stuff like "candii is back so over 50% of our girls are pretty now"...stuff like that.


    Another had this little contraption where they could project a girl dancing live on the rooftop in a box. This was when I was working till 11 some nights, so I always got to see the Atlanta Icon that is Cheshire Bridge.


    Caddy cornered were two gay clubs / restaurants. Funny signs there as well.

    This one mile stretch had / has some of the best food in the city.


    Parking lot to parking lot was crazy. High-end restaurant, strip club, dive bar, gay restaurant, brothel, lingerie store, cheese steaks, Italian fine dining, bakery, strip club, high end hair salon, Cape store, stop club, Mexican joint, Ethiopian joint. Etc etc.
     
  29. TheFreak55

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  30. Jack Parkman

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  31. BrickTamland

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    Gibbons, what is going on at our alma mater? This is embarrassing!
     
  32. TC

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  33. Jack Parkman

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    I am ashamed
     
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  36. fuxstockings

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    That's amazing holy shit
     
  37. TC

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    Re: FSU gimmickry dept
     
  38. CF3234

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    Using Ned Stark as your base of the edit. Not the smartest.
     
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  39. Jack Parkman

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    Which player even is that?
     
  40. Boo MFer!

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    It was Blackman and Marvin Wilson.
     
  41. Boo MFer!

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    Even their own players goofed on it. Is there a more inept program, top to bottom, than the #Florida State Seminoles right now?

     
  42. stangd

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    Soooo you're saying we still suck.
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    Yes, but you suck in all facets: on the field, on social media, your coaching staff, etc.
     
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  46. ned's head

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    kinda like the one about jesus :idk:
     
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  48. ned's head

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    Gotdamn clemson is just beating us everywhere

     
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    They're always streets ahead in the promotions department up there
     
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