Harristocracy 2024: Update pop singer turned out to be cool the whole time

Run them both as the ticket

 

The twin is also extremely horny iirc

 

If Joe even remembers the phone call, he’s gotta be so mad he did the norms and decorum bit by calling Donald after the paper cut to his ear.

 

Bold whites

 

I discovered it by going down a space shuttle rabbit hole and if you're not prepared for the existence of an identical twin, it initially is confusing as shit

 

“Official Acts” IMO

 

I missed something here

 

their year in space study had to be invaluable data for Nasa

 

Surely the chuds won’t vote for a felon over a cop

 

this is the kind of body double conspiracy this country needs

 

I’m scared to contemplate a repeat of the 04 campaign where John Kerry’s service was mocked compared to pos W protecting the skies of Texas from the North Vietnam invaders.

 

Straight white lovable male. It makes sense.

 

He has a long history of hitting HR's while other big news stories are going on

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/mlb...phillies-interrupted/6bb2afaadd52bd4d761e18e7

 

Pretty sure the guy who got fired during the announcement was hired back today too broadcast on the cw

 

You weren’t familiar with the Kelly bros previously?

 

staking an official brobias prediction without consulting with the rest of the executive board: roy cooper will be the vp pick

 

they were central to a pretty famous science experiment

 

They’re also local celebs here so maybe I thought they’re more famous than they are

 

If I was the one with the mustache, I would also grow a soul patch so everyone knew I was the evil one

 

Kelly gave me extreme Tim Kaine vibes when he was running for senate. Still happily voted for him, and he’s very popular in AZ. Just kind of blah when he speaks for someone with a badass resume.

 

I was not

 

Harris Whitmer let’s go

 

Needs to be Shapiro. PA is an absolute must.

 

The Kelly Brothers are actually one person split into two. They were born in a vergence.

 

I mean to the average voter his resume is impeccable and staying/supporting his wife through her recovery is a winner.

 

Shapiro seems like the logical choice

 

I’m gonna need some DOUG content asap

 

Doug is the secret weapon.

 

I can't believe Trump had two ears heading into last weekend

It feels like a generation ago

 

well at least Kelly doesn’t accentuate his words like this

 

you have a better chance of being on the ticket than this one

 

I tuned into the AP news live stream. I made it for forty seconds before I couldn’t listen to him anymore. In his disgusting, ashtray voice, I think I could discern that he was not dropping out. Sounded like he was just actively slamming Kamala.

 

yes completely unironically

 

She needs to be everywhere. It'll be completely unsurprising if the democrats are handed this opportunity and then completely miss the moment though.

 

Making her seem as normal as possible is a great idea

 

Getting a temp on the situation from "centrists"

"Dems are the threat to democracy"

"Dems are punting on 24 for 2028 with this move"

"Trump is now winning in a landslide"

 

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