Harristocracy 2024: Update pop singer turned out to be cool the whole time

HONEYMOON PHASE OFFICIALLY OVER FOLKS

 

That was a compliment

 

you can take the man out of Nebraska but not Nebraska out of the man

 

The dem bench is deeper than the 2019 Astros, don’t look up how that ended

 

I'm loving Walz in the background taking everything in. Insert T.O.image "that's my V.P."

 

They not like Gus

 

yessssss we got a Coach Walz mention

 

Glad they are leaning into Coach Walz, it’s kinda perfect.

 

This election isn’t even going to be close. Call it @brobias

 

Coach Walz gonna take over for whatever coach Nebraska has after his VP stint is over

 

lets bring the blackshirts to DC!

 

It’s weird to be hopeful but watching this rally actually makes me feel….good?

 

Shapiro's Obama acting is so good it's creepy

 

We’re going to have to abandon this thread because too many people are agreeing with each other.

 

I'm so mad i can't watch this

 

I bet the weirdos are gonna do the AOC thing for Coach where they say “is a high school teacher worthy of being VP”? like they did with her and bartending.

It won’t stick but they’ll try it

 

they gotta find something because nothing is sticking yet other than them being mad he cares about children

 

Hopefully we run it up so much it affects down ballot races.

 

The sharpshooter line might need some workshopping.

 

erect

 

It could be folksy about how he made fun of the republicans he beat in the contest instead of making him sound like a sniper

 

STOP SAYING THIS, IT IS NOT HARD

 

It's at this moment I think they're going to stomp Trump

 

do people think Obama created being a good orator or speaking like that in public?

 

we are making calls. please hold

 

Shapiro had those good voice cracks going lolol

 

In 2016 I was cocky Hillary would win because I thought trump was a joke (sad time)
in 2020 I was cocky Biden would win because people saw Trump as president and Biden is like the most mundane dem ever
in 2024 I am cocky Harris will win because anyone who doesn't have a Trump Flag in their truck bed gets the Ick from a Trump/Vance ticket and Harris/Walz is like a warm hug.

 

Walz is hype listening to this speech

 

JV VANCE! JV VANCE! JV VANCE!

 

i love how much you and dump bicker when y’all are the same person just posting whatever inane theory or hot take that pops into your head without so much as a second thought

 

Shapiro got me too hyped up and now I’m underwhelmed by everyone else

 

JV Vance

 

fearful that I’ll never ejaculate again

 

Love thet they aren’t saying that weirdo’s name

 

that would be too weird. it is a hilarious tool for the internet but not for the candidates.

JV Vance is actually quite good.

 

let the man speak, Kamala

 

Sad times when our very own Lyrtch is jumping the shark