Harristocracy 2024: Update pop singer turned out to be cool the whole time

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  1. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I want to make it clear that, as usual, I am talking out of my ass and in no way do I have a model beyond that.

    Brobias crushes all threats big and small and I don't need that in my life right now.
     
  2. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    On the page 2000......ON THE PAGE 2000!!!!!
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

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    now if I was to say I’m nervous and don’t trust America then everyone will say it’s a shtick and blah blah blah so I won’t. I will say I don’t trust America and I’m a little nervous.
     
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  4. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    the radical left hasn’t learned about external rotation in the wrist yet I see
     
  5. Drown ‘Em

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    Eh, that hand looks more like the pinky is hidden from view to me.
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  7. Tommy Jefferson

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    I hate to be the guy that stands up for Trump voters but if AI has evolved to the point that it knows a true GBR shouldn’t have 10 digits, then we’re screwed.
    I see a pinky on granny, and miss high britches has her pinky hidden behind the ring finger. This is a real Spliffing

    More likely fake GBR than AI
     
  8. joe-

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    it came from charles herbster if that tells you anything
     
  9. Can I Spliff it

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  10. Tommy Jefferson

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    That tells me nothing
     
  11. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    ran for gov on the maga agenda and barely lost to Pillen in the primary upload_2024-9-4_16-55-13.jpeg
     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I have a second cousin my age and he has grandkids so I’ve met fourth cousins
     
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  13. bryix

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    I've never taken the time to look it up, but what's the whole "twice removed" shit vs 2nd or 3rd cousins?
     
  14. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i'm convinced no one actually knows - people just make it up as they go
     
  15. bryix

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    that tracks. I've always said the children of my great aunt are my second cousins but have been corrected saying they're first cousins, once removed.
     
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  16. joe-

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    dick’s daughter does due diligence, endorses dem for president at duke

     
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  17. Drew Swinney Esq

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    1st cousins are from the same generation and have the same grandparent.

    1st cousins ______ removed would be from different generations but share the same grandparent.

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    #99968 Drew Swinney Esq, Sep 4, 2024
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  18. beerleagueman

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    Her winning NC would make election night/week a lot less stressful.
     
  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The average husker has fewer than ten fingers
     
  20. bryix

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    thanks! now I can say that I have never knowingly met a third cousin!
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    I literally have no idea what anything past a first cousin is
     
  22. Redav

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    People typically don't know the "removed" part of cousins. Everyone around here just adds a degree instead of a removed
     
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  23. MORBO!

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    The fact that a Cheney is less of a fucking monster than most Republicans really says a lot about the party.
     
  24. Lyrtch

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  25. bryix

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    at least she's principled in her insanely wrongheaded (except this time) beliefs
     
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  26. Henry Blake

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    2nd cousin means you share a great-grandparent. 3rd a great-great grandparent.
     
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  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    In the Northern states we call those types of cousins "I have no idea who the fuck that is" but not surprised UGA fans have their 9th cousins 14 times removed over for sweet tea twice per month
     
  28. bryix

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  29. Blu Tang Clan

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    Wouldn’t those be second cousins twice removed? Your grandkids and his grandkids would be fourth cousins.

    Source: have done a lot of Ancestry.com research on my mom’s family
     
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  30. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Flexing about not knowing things. The vibes are in trouble again
     
  31. Redav

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    Sad reflex
     
  32. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    Bro this is as American as apple pie. I am multilingual and used get made fun of for speaking multiple languages. Americans revel in their ignorance.
     
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  34. Sub-Zero

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    You conveniently out the languages were English and Klingon
     
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  35. PeterGriffin

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    If you think about it, we’re all fucking our cousins __ times removed to the __ degree. Thanks, Genghis!
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Very American of you, that’s only two that would make me bilingual not multi-lingual. You left out Wookiee, Sindarin, multiple Elvish dialects, Khuzdul, Haradrim not to mention Latin (pig) and while I speak fluent Ewokese sadly I can’t read it that much.
     
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  37. rulethirty

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    Looks more real than AI. It's also believable
    my favorite part of this is he's so close.

    Why do you need security from your side, Mr. Walz?

    Is it because... they're nuts?
     
  38. Fran Tarkenton

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    Barrett Sallee going to rage tweet

     
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  39. DUCKMOUTH

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    Read about to today. Those are his great uncles decedents . So like 3rd and 4th cousins in Nebraska. lol.

    I don’t even know who my 3rd and 4th cousins are.


    Such a reach.. also every family has idiots, so why should Walz family be any different
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    All going to come down to turnout in the Philly suburbs, folks
     
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  41. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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  42. steamengine

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    Chuck and WC’s timelines converging
     
  43. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

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  44. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Nothing really matters until the debate next week. That’s when things will pick up again - just a lull for now.
     
  45. chuckmasterflex

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  46. bryix

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    a bond even more sacred than that of shirt brothers
     
  47. Doc Louis

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    It's generational. Like an older first cousin having grandkids would be twice removed.

    skiedfrillet and like second cousins, they don't count.
     
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  48. southlick

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  49. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Well, salute to the person that leaked the "hide the truth or you're fired" secret memo.