Harristocracy 2024: Update pop singer turned out to be cool the whole time

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  1. Kevintensity

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    I had a fourth cousin get twice removed from his vehicle for a DUI, never met him though
     
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  2. chet fire

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    I had been completely thinking it was a way to somehow evade copyright, like when you see a photo that's been mirror-flipped on ... websites, but your reason makes way more sense.
     
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  3. WC

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  4. Randy Dangus

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  5. Guns

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    there better be some good polls posted soon or I’m quittin this site
     
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  6. Drown ‘Em

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    Guys, I took a nap this evening and I know I’m late, but it’s quite easy.

    First cousins share a grandparent. Think most people understand this.

    The children of your first cousin are your first cousins once removed. The grandchildren of your first cousin are your first cousins twice removed. The great-grandchildren of your first cousin are your first cousins thrice removed. And so on.

    Now, your kids and your first cousin are also first cousins once removed. However, your kids and the kids of your first cousin are second cousins. Second cousins share a great-grandparent. Now, following the previous model of adding a “once removed” to first cousins for children, your kids would therefore be second cousins once removed with the kids of their second cousins, aka the grandkids of your first cousin aka your first cousins twice removed.

    This in theory continues as long as you want to go. Third cousins share a great-great-grandparent.
     
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  7. DirtBall

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  8. VaxRule

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    I think all of this cousin talk is popular with southern posters because they need to know which of their partners they can talk about in polite company and which they have to keep secret.
     
  9. Drown ‘Em

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    You nailed it. Just like us southerners and our cousins.
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    Just my opinion. But quit fucking your kin. It’s not that hard.
     
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  11. Lyrtch

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    If it wasn't hard it wouldn't be a problem
     
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  12. joe-

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    this thought process is what got louis ck canceled
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    lol like they care if you know they are banging their cousins now sisters that’s another thing that’s why they”ll throw in an occasional “step” in the conversation
     
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  14. Illinihockey

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    No good state polls for Harris
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    Name of your sex tape
     
  16. billdozer

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  17. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Are the Southern posters actually the most cultured and accepting of others unlike them? Tune in tonight at 11 to see why many people are saying this.
     
  18. Redav

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    Guys you're just rewording the same cousin fucking joke and retelling it
     
  19. MORBO!

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    Redav has the sex with his cousin because of the south. Lmbo
     
  20. rulethirty

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    technically they're not the same joke as each retelling becomes one more 'once removed'
     
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  21. steamengine

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  22. steamengine

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  23. blind dog

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    woo pig sooie
     
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  24. Joe Withabee

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    Just saw Kyle Rittenhouse at the gas station wearing a Trump shirt
     
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  25. BudKilmer

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    who in the fuck listens to this guy
     
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  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Be cool if more huge celebrities stopped being huge pussies
     
  27. Beeds07

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    You sure it wasn’t a random lesbian?
     
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  28. Deep dirt

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    I heard he was moving towards you in an aggressive manor if you need a witness later on. Pro tip: cry about redacting him it works every time.
     
  29. PeterGriffin

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  30. Deep dirt

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  31. southlick

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  32. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Is there betting odds on if Joe grants Hunter a pardon right before he walks out of the White House for the last time?
     
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  33. Redav

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    Is there an argument against getting rid of presidential pardons or making them extremely limiting? Seems like it's mostly used on friends and family.
     
  34. Goose

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    I’m not going to sit here and pretend that know if the charges against Hunter are legitimate or not, but if they are I’m personally against politicians pardoning their family for the hell of it.

    But it would be hilarious to watch the ‘pubs get pwned by Diamond Joe on his way out the door.
     
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  35. Duck2013

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    Steph is fuckin awesome.
     
  36. CMoney128

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    ...until you're trying to build housing in the Bay Area
     
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  37. Illinihockey

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    Can’t make this shit up
     
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  38. AbeFroman

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    Well, if questions arise about Presidential pardons it would be a fantastic opening to talk about law and order Donald pardoning a cop killer that went on to murder his wife via strangulation.
     
  39. beerleagueman

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    Taylor remaining silent while bear hugging Mrs Mahomes during Chiefs games would be a win for Trump
     
  40. Hank Scorpio

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    If having a hooker do a line of coke off of your erect penis is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
     
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  41. joe-

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  42. joe-

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    my favorite kyle griffin trait is his ability to post alerts in all caps as though the news isn’t 16 hours old
     
  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    So many of the girls who love her hate Trump, I'd hope she catch some serious shit if she doesn't try to distance herself from Britannehygh.
     
  44. PeterGriffin

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    Btw we have officially crossed the halfway point between the Biden debate debacle and the election. 61 days left.

    I know the Sep 10th debate shouldn't have a meaningful effect on... anything at all, quantifiably. But maybe?
     
    #100047 PeterGriffin, Sep 5, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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  45. The Banks

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    I’d imagine this debate is more anticipated than the Biden one. We all thought the Biden trump one would be like others in the past get through it and move on (didn’t happen). Kamala is fresh and exciting.
     
  46. timo

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    I disagree with this, of course.

    Debates are important, they've been important since this country was founded