Has a stripper ever farted on your crotch during a lap dance?

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  1. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    this happened to me three years ago and it haunts my memories. Does it make me gay? Has it happened to you? It made my wiener wiggle.
     
  2. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    Well you did go to an all-male strip club so...
     
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  3. Irush

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    No :(
     
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  4. Emma

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    The only strip club I've been to was Woods or Woody something near Key Largo during a swim camp. No farts on my crouch there, thankfully!
     
  5. Truman

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    You’ve never been to the Sugar Shack in Lake Geneva???
     
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  6. HotMic

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    No, but I did have a buddy who got a dance from a girl that had just come out of the bathroom. Long of the short, she bent over and it became pretty obvious she had not spent the required time to properly wipe.

    Another buddy gave her a 20 to go away.
     
  7. jokewood

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    thatsmyfetish.gif
     
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  8. devine

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    I once farted on someone as I was stripping for them
     
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  9. KJROD20

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    Well the vibrations made me bust, so that was cool.
     
  10. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yes, because I got what I paid for.
     
  11. steamengine

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    Happened to me this morning.
     
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  12. Bruce Wayne

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    I got a lap dance from a deaf chick once and didn't realize it until after the fact because the music was so loud.

    Probably explains why she was deaf now that I think about it
     
  13. DUCKMOUTH

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  14. MtOread

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    Yes, OP, you are now technically a homosexual. Congratulations.
     
  15. mufflax

    mufflax Active Member

    You people are all disgusting freaks
     
  16. theregionsitter

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    I’ve been here

    it was bad
     
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  17. Truman

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    SO bad. I hate that place.
     
  18. 941Gator

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    just 1 strip club your whole life? that's rare.

    /new thread rant begins
     
  19. Emma

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    Google images shows me the women there aren't the best looking and they have an abundance of make shows

    Thanks for the next road trip
     
  20. DUCKMOUTH

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    Can’t say I’ve had that happen. Have had tittay milk squirted in my face by accident though
     
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  21. Gregor

    Gregor The League of Morons

    BOOM!
     
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  22. PoopStainsx2

    PoopStainsx2 Well-Known Member
    Anarchy

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  23. HoosDaMan

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    Mid to late 30s.
     
  24. Degausser

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    I've never been. Don't really have any interest in going to one.
     
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  25. Truman

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    strip clubs are incredibly cringey
     
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