Has Texas being a State been a net negative for the USA?

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  1. IV

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    When was the last time it contributed something worth a fuck
     
  2. dblplay1212

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  3. IV

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  4. —

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    Yes
     
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  5. BayouMafia

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    It certainly was until I moved here. My arrival and Taques’ departure really upgraded the place
     
  6. dblplay1212

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    Iirc Jewish immigrants brought the cut to Texas but then immigrants and local ranchers started trying new ways to cook and that's where smoked brisket came from. But yea after smoked brisket, I got nothing.
     
  7. War Grundle

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    Seeing as it was completely self sufficient economically during the financial collapse in 2008 I think it more than justified itself.

    Top 5-10 state, imo.
     
  8. IV

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    and yet one snowstorm
     
  9. —

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    This poster has not visited more than 5-10 states iyam
     
  10. —

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    California
    Oregon
    Washington
    Nevada
    Arizona
    Colorado
    Florida
    Georgia
    New York
    DC and/or Virginia

    are all better by any objective observer
     
  11. Handcuffed

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    net negative to the country? no

    net negative to the world? yes
     
  12. beist

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    It produced these so nope

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  13. IV

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  15. Joe Withabee

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    Sure, if you ignore the fact that oil was spiking to historic highs over that time period
     
  16. dump

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    Nevada
    Arizona
    Florida
    Georgia

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. War Grundle

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    You would be wrong.
     
  18. CaneKnight

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  19. CaneKnight

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    I'm not going to freeze to death here and even our Republican shit heads respond to natural disasters instead of fleeing the state
     
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  20. jokewood

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    The tacos are dope.
     
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  21. blind dog

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  22. Penguin The Duck

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    Yea pretty weak and desperate but also what a cool topic!
     
  23. 1

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    It's aight
     
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  24. —

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    I’m just messing around people. Every state sucks.
     
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  25. og

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    I remember alabama giving us slavery that wasnt good
     
  26. Taques

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    w0w
     
  27. spagett

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    Yep

    Haven't won a superbowl in like 3 decades
     
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  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Feel like there's some punctuation needed here. Are we saying Alabama is not good because they gave us slavery, or just that the slavery they gave us was of poor quality?
     
  29. burnttatertot

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  30. Stringer Bell

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  31. Oranjello

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    Have you never left Alabama (or Tennessee or Georgia) for a prolonged period of time? Tex mex and tacos related thereto are 100% worth a fuck
     
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  32. Super Vegeta

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    Some people forget that Texas is the only state to secede from 2 countries because they wanted to keep slavery.
     
  33. mb711

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    Surprised War Grundle didn't respond to this
     
  34. Kirk Fogg

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    Texas giving up their top ranked players in like 7 positions to Nick Saban so he could have the highest rated recruiting class all-time is a pretty generous gesture.
     
  35. Saul Shabazz

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    H-town rap music alone makes it a worthwhile acquisition
     
  36. IV

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    Feel like we could have gotten this through New Mexico or California no problem
     
  37. ned's head

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    Texas is p worthless, but it could be a good state if you combined all of the big cities together and threw the rest out of the car window
     
  38. Oranjello

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    Tex Mex doesn’t come from New Mexico or California. It’s distinct. By including California, you’re proving my point
     
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  39. Sir Phobos

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    easily the most undeserved ego of all 50 states. like, they legitimately buy into that crap, it's actual indoctrination and an embarrassingly big percentage of the state actually believe it.

    meanwhile, the reality is they're not even an upper-half quality state. they're much closer to the bottom than they are the top.
     
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  40. HowdyHorns

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  41. $P1

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    80% of all non-Florida STD cases in the United States are in Texas

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  42. Tiffin

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    As far as I'm concerned Texas's lone and greatest accomplishment is Dump dragging his nuts all over Powe.
     
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  43. Bruce Wayne

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    Texas only manages to keep taxes low because they've conned the feds into subsidizing a third of their budget every year.
     
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  45. UncleJesse

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    I moved to TX and stayed for a little over a year and then couldn't wait to move back to Alabama. FUCKING ALABAMA. Texas was so bad I yearned for the days of Alabama. Let that sink in for a minute.
     
  46. bigred77

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    We gave the world one Patrick Mahomes

    Instant top state ranking right there

    You are welcome
     
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  47. UncleJesse

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    Yeah, but to everyone who isn't a Chiefs fan, he is basically Thanos.
     
  48. Goose

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    Also gave the world Jackson Mahomes and Brittany Matthews. Instant trade off
     
  49. ned's head

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    Silver lining for most of you is that we only elect people who actively try to kill us, so darwinism will win the day at some point
     
  50. dome foam

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    Alabama