has the film "macgruber" been discussed

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  1. three stacks

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    i saw it last night, fucking hilarious. those sex scenes were glorious
     
  2. Ray McKigney

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    I rented it a while back. I thought it was going to be terrible. Thought it was hilarious. The scene where he is fucking Kristen Wiig is unbelievably funny.
     
  3. 34

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    audrew swears by it
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If it hasn't it should. That's one of the funniest movies i've seen in awhile. "Gonna try and go for a turkey"
     
  5. three stacks

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    i couldn't stop laughing
     
  6. Ray McKigney

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    Col James Faith: They were nice funerals.
    MacGruber: Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies?
    Col. James Faith: Very touching. I might have cut back on the F-words a little.
    MacGruber: Well, they were fucking great guys. And this is a fucking asshole of a day.
     
  7. three stacks

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    just beautiful dialogue
     
  8. Ray McKigney

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    Macgruber would have to be in the top tier of SNL skits turned into movies, although that isn't saying too much.
     
  9. KobeFan69

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    Shitty movie, don't waste your time.
     
  10. DUCKMOUTH

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    Terrible film.
     
  11. snowfx2

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    MacGruber: "Your companion is a very beautiful young woman."
    Cunth: "Thank you."
    MacGruber: "I hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am."
    Cunth: "This is my daughter."
     
  12. inurfason

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    Thought it was funny and one of the better comedies in the last couple years. Somewhat surprised it bombed so bad maybe it will get a good word of mouth like Hot Rod did.
     
  13. TableKnight

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    I'm gonna go pound some Cunth
     
  14. Ray McKigney

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    Another one I had low expectations for and loved...

    :respek:
     
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  15. three stacks

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  16. Lincoln Osiris

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    I thought the scene where he says they need to make a distraction and he holds up the celery was fucking hilarious...
     
  17. NWestGator

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    Just came HBO, will watch soon and report back.
     
  18. DUCKMOUTH

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    2010 a was bad year for comedies.

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid was actually one of the better comedies to come out last year. Blast away but it was pretty good.
     
  19. three stacks

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  20. clemsontyger04

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    just started on HBO for folks who dont like :ballin:

    Hilarious movie
     
  21. inurfason

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    Zoo Wee Mama, ashamed to have seen that movie.
     
  22. audrew

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    Very funny movie
     
  23. og543ss

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    I am about to read the thread but if everyone in this thread isnt singing this movie's praises I will be very disappointed
     
  24. supercity

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    movie was fucking hilarious. when he offers to blow phillipe and then has his pants down and cries is fucking gold.

    sex scenes are also awesome
     
  25. three stacks

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    there's a couple of fags itt
     
  26. audrew

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  27. Cooler

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    part where Cunth says he is going to blackmail him by writing that book.
    MacGruber: "I swear I didn't write that Cunth, you gotta believe me"

    gold
     
  28. snowfx2

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    Coffee shop scene was just on, hilarious
     
  29. supercity

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    the three seconds of val kilmer in the dorm playing the guitar was cinematic history
     
  30. inurfason

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    Some awesome things nobody has mentioned yet: Val Kilmer's death, how he stole Cunth's girlfriend, his obsession over that guy's car who told him to fuck off and always carrying his car stereo.

    Forgot how funny this movie was.
     
  31. og543ss

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    asking me to pack a few pounds of c4 up their mothers vaginas
     
  32. og543ss

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    so I did what any reasonable person would do and immediately had it aborted
     
  33. clemsontyger04

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  34. Ray McKigney

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    Yes. Holy shit how did i forget about that part. First time I saw it, i couldn't figure out was he was doing for a minute.

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    Didn't he draw a picture of himself in a tree taking a dump on that license plate number?

    I would post the youtube video, but I have somehow spent 14 days of my life on this board and still cant embed a video.... never fucking mind

    MacGruber "KFBR392"
     
  35. tigerbishop11

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  36. Nino Brown

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    Yes.
     
  37. supercity

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    holy fucking shit. i just tied that together. sdahjashdsajdhaskdjh hilarious. watching it again now. that video is fucking awesome.
     
  38. Saul Shabazz

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  39. supercity

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    FUCK YOU CUNTH!

    you owe me a blaupunkt!
     
  40. Trip McNeely

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    "Oh so you're sayin my face is a vagina! Well I bet you wish your nose was a dick so you could use it to fuck butts!"
    -MacGruber
     
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  41. Arrec Bardwin

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    Need to watch this movie again.
     
  42. snowfx2

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    - Piper: Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife?

    - MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
     
  43. Arrec Bardwin

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    :roll:
     
  44. three stacks

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    goat
     
  45. Clown

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    I watched a terrible quality version of it, might have to watch it again.
     
  46. RU-Omega Potato

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    Patiently waiting for an opinion from Ooops.

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  47. Sam Elliott

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    Had such high hopes for MacGruber, watched it in theatres and was very disappointed. Maybe it's a movie I need to watch again.
     
  48. og543ss

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    yep the quote of all quotes

    how he said those words without laughing I will never know
     
  49. audrew

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    Look, I will suck your dick. I will suck your fucking dick. I will do it, just join my team. I’ll suck your dick. You can fuck me or get fucked by me. You can watch me fuck something. Just point at something, I’ll fuck it for you. Just tell me what you want me to fuck! Okay, I don’t have any lubricant. Do you see any white-out? Or like copy toner should work.