Have you fellas had the undeniable pleasure

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  1. bro

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    of eating some cinnamon sugar dots pretzels? because they are fucking delicious.

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  2. devine

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    No but i enjoy their honey mustard ones
     
  3. Sanjuro

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    No but I’ve had other flavors. They are way too expensive but the ability to close the bag is something that Congress should make mandatory on any chip bag.
     
  4. Boo MFer!

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    I’d be interested to try them. I love a good giant soft pretzel but pretzel sticks like this are behind chips for me in the snack game.
     
  5. $P1

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    Southwest is my go-to
     
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  6. RonBurgundy

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    A+. Somebody brought a bag to work. Ungodly expensive buying online. Randomly show up in stores here sometimes for much cheaper
     
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  7. bro

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    order some off the internet right now and you won't regret it.
     
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  8. bro

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    watch out if you have the munchies tho :dblnick:
     
  9. bro

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    ya, they don't really even promote them on their website. I haven't been able to find them. Then one of my friends was driving through Utah and found a stash at a Maverick gas station. amazing luck

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  10. HotMic

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    Did a side-by-side taste test the other day with Zapp’s and Dots Honey Mustard. While I enjoy both, I’ve made my decision. Please respect it.

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  11. bro

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    little birdie tells me that the cinnamon flavor is becoming a permanent flavor in April
     
  12. racer

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    Good snack, hard to find.
     
  13. Nole96SC

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    Their cheese curls are really good too. I actually like the Zapps Voodoo and honey mustard pretzels better than Dots though.
     
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  14. bro

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    have no fear
     
  15. bro

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    I found the Zapps to be way over-seasoned, but to each their own. they are both interesting snack innovations
     
  16. HoosDaMan

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    I’ve always hated pretzels.
     
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  17. bro

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    go furman
     
  18. Pelican

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    Dots pretzels are absolutely incredible. Haven’t had the cinnamon sugar kind yet but I am very intrigued.
     
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  19. Bruce Bowen

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    The original Dots are amazing, been wanting to try the cinnamon sugar. I looked Dot up the other day and learned Hershey bought them for 1.2 bil
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  20. devine

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  21. racer

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    Seasoned pretzel prices are sky high, while mini twist prices have come down. Just making observations.
     
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  22. ARSENAL

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    I have not
     
  23. thechristmaself

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    Have you found them in columbus?
     
  24. Bo Pelinis

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    Dots pretzels kick ass and I am typically not a big pretzel guy
     
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  25. teel

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    These must be blowing up because I had the honey mustard ones with my gf in the midwest and loved them. At home she said we should look for them and I'm like nah they're not gonna have some random North Dakota brand out here. I apologized, they are fucking everywhere.
     
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  26. ButchCassidy

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    Cheddar ones are better.
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    Dot got paid a metric fuckton by some big giant food brand in the last couple years
     
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  28. Pelican

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    I’m about 90 minutes from Columbus but no I haven’t seen them. I believe Goose saw that they were available at Kroger in Cincy but sold out.
     
  29. thechristmaself

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    well damn. guess ill try kroger
     
  30. Bo Pelinis

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    Hershey bought Dot's Pretzels for 1.2 billion motherfucking dollars in December of 2021. It apparently started as some retired lady in North Dakota making snacks for shit in her spare time. Not bad.
     
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  31. Boo MFer!

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    Lol we get it, man. You have a gf.
     
  32. HoosDaMan

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    I stand in solidarity with my brother. Unless it’s dipped in chocolate or something, pretzels suck
     
  33. HoosDaMan

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    I obviously misread his post
     
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  34. Bo Pelinis

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    That's what I'm saying though. Typically pretzels are big meh but Dots are real good. Way more seasoning which I dig
     
  35. teel

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    Only a lonely sad person would respond this way to a story about pretzels
     
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  36. Handcuffed

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    we had a surprise snowstorm a few weeks back and i bought a bag of honey mustard ones in a rushed trip to the store before it closed

    i ate like 90% of the bag that same night :dblnick: couldn't stop refilling my bowl, they were so good
     
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  37. racer

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    But do they make you thirsty?
     
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  38. Upton^2

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    3 separate posts on Dot securing the bag. Good to know
     
  39. TAS

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  40. TAS

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    I bought 2 of the churro dots bags, one for me and one for a friend. I don't think my friend's bag is going to make it to him.
     
  41. Taques

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    i love dots, thank you
     
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  42. TAS

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    What's everyone cheese pairing with dots? I usually have a cheddar on hand, either tickler extra mature or Tillamook extra sharp
     
  43. Doyle McPoyle

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    I think I've seen Dots at Giant Eagle Market District but I could be wrong.
     
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  44. racer

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    pretzels rule
     
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  45. thechristmaself

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    my man
     
  46. bro

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    Just had some :lick:
     
  47. Corch

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    I haven't had that flavor but the Original flavor is a top 3 snack and they might not be 2 or 3
     
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  48. GrizzliesDrew

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    I honestly don’t get the fascination with Dots. I’d rather spend $1.50 on a bag of Kroger stick pretzels.
     
  49. bro

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    Good lord this is a garbage take.


    These are literally covered in cinnamon sugar. You are talking about plain pretzels
     
  50. GrizzliesDrew

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    Oh. I didn’t see the Cinnamon Sugar. I bet those are good. I’ve only had original Dots…very meh to me