He exempt, Shawn Kemp, he keep that .40 on him

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  1. dblplay1212

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    Did I miss a thread on this? Maybe nba thread?

    Fuck is wrong with people? Casually shooting at cars in a mall parking lot?


     
  2. HotMic

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    Who’s going to tell him?
     
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  3. dblplay1212

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    You can. I searched Kemp and didn't see anything recent.
     
  4. TC

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    This a tough day for Shawn Kemp stans of the NBA Jam generation
     
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  5. Celemo

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    a Seattle based poster bumped into him not too long ago. Maybe Nug , posted pics of his dispensary and all
     
  6. dblplay1212

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  7. Nug

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    Yessir. I lived around the block from his dispensary, saw him several times per week. He really liked my dog.

    He drives a huge F-350 dually and always got tickets for parking downtown.
     
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  8. Constant

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    Yeah, deciding to track down your own stolen cell phone in a crowded place and carrying a gun to do it is a special kind of stupid and reckless.

    Over a fucking cell phone that probably has lost/stolen insurance.
     
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  10. Celemo

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    Used to know a Medical device rep who got jumped outside of a bar in Portland because some guys didn't like him talking to some girls inside. Got his ass kicked pretty bad. His mother found out and between going down to the bar and talking to the staff and some regulars she tracked his assailants down like she was fucking Batman and pressed charges. Never seen anything like it before, she was a crazy woman so I guess I wasn't really surprised when I heard
     
  11. Druce

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    Shawn is a great guy. Met/hung out with him several times in my youth as my uncle was his agent. Always remembered who I was and made time to talk. He held the Sonics team bus after a game once to talk to me and my dad after an away game. He will forever be one of my favorite athletes. That being said he's made some very poor decisions at times clearly.
     
  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Honestly, good for that mom if your friend wasn't doing anything nefarious other than talking to some girls. That's very evil behavior and how people die when they're drunk and can't fight back or brace their falls.
     
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  13. hood b. goode

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    ive seen people plotting in music festival FB groups to move on certain locations where a bunch of their stolen phones are en masse
     
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  14. Professor Moriarty

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    Tacoma Mall is no joke. Seen many a crazy af altercations there. The movie right next door was hit by the sniper/killer several years ago (if I remember correctly).
     
  15. Fancy

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    Agree it's dumb, but I think you're underestimating the value of what can be on a phone especially a famous person. And dramatically worse if they got it while it was unlocked

    When Ethan got robbed (most recent time) they tried to just FaceTime him but it wasn't working so they ran off. Nothing ever came of it that I'm aware of but good lord would that have been a disaster
     
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  19. Chipper>Jeter

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    His dispensary is cool as fuck
     
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  20. Celemo

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    Refresh my memory, After Kemp got traded to CLE homeboy went from like 225-230 lbs to north of 280. I seem to remember CLE wanted him to bulk up and play Center or did he just get fat on his own?
     
  21. El Tiburon

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    Doesn’t Kemp have like 253 kids?
     
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  22. Druce

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    It was more from Cleveland to Portland I believe
     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I tracked down mine when I lived in Mississippi. Dude was working at a furniture store and met me out front and gave it to me. Granted he didn’t steal it off me as it fell out of my pocket at the gym in the parking lot and he just took my broken phone but fuck that I wanted it back.
     
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  24. C Yank

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    7 with 6 different women
     
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  25. Eathan Edwards

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    You steal Kemp's phone and you're going to be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life if he knows it was you.
     
  26. yaywaffles

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    idk if they wanted him to bulk up, but he definitely put on more pounds than the cavs wanted (and not good pounds either). remember reading an article in the plain dealer (i think) after the cavs traded him that joked about all the downtown restaurants going out of business as a result
     
  27. Chipper>Jeter

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    He has at least one in every NBA city
     
  28. Celemo

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    About a decade ago the local AM ESPN affiliate was looking for some hosts for a weekend show so I thought I'd give it a shot. Did a bit about "What if social media existed 30 years earlier in sports?" Brought up Shawn Kemp on Tinder and it crushed. Obviously I didn't get picked but they liked my material enough to steal it for their show the following day, so there's that
     
  29. Eathan Edwards

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    It would have been a financial disaster (for the players) - most players are making so much now that it's probably less of an ending up broke issue than it used to be but the sheer amount of flights I see some of the guys booking and putting girls on the program is insane.

    Instagram is easily the #1 culprit currently.

    That's a solid bit though - may have missed your calling.
     
  30. Celemo

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    I knew the material was money, where I fucked myself was in my total lack of prep. Totally went back and forth on whether I was gonna even audition. Had a rough idea of the bit and just worked on it on the drive there. Had I spent more than 20 minutes practicing some semblance of a delivery I'd have a stew going.

    Talked about the Twitter beef between Reggie Miller and Spike Lee, Barkley tossing guys through windows on IG, Shawn Kemp and Tinder, was just finishing up the part about A.C. Green being the only person left on MySpace when time ran out :(
     
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