Help me bail Hervis Rogers out of jail.

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Gallant Knight, Jul 9, 2021.

  1. poor paul

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    I've had 2-4 cocktails, but I have to say I did not see Gallant Knight being the leader of a strongly pro-democracy gofundme that the board gets behind.
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    No idea but would love to give them this money to help him
     
  3. Whammy Business

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    Bump the goal up to $50k.
     
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  4. Emma

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    Was bottom paged:
     
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  5. Cornfed Buffalo

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    24k?! Whatd I miss?
     
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  6. HoosDaMan

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    “And that’s how I became a member of TMB.com.”
     
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  7. Gunners

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    I don’t know anything about him other than he spams the soccer board

    good thing he’s doing
     
  8. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Big ACLU chapters have ivy educated lawyers, many times. Can't imagine trying to fight the good fight in Texas though. Yuck.
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    gallant likes to pretend he's gordon gekko

    but in reality he's gordon gekko from the SECOND movie...that no one saw
     
  10. Emma

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    Carolyn Benton and Rich Baer with a cool $1,000
     
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  11. Whammy Business

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    TMB owns a soccer team. Surely we can cover the full cost of this guy’s bail.
     
  12. Gallant Knight

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    Well $20k since I left the office

    just left another message at his lawyers office
     
  13. Lip

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    Gallant Knight after your commendable actions tonight, I can comfortably say that if I ever get personally injured in Texas, I will happily use your services.
     
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  14. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Just looking them up now. ACLU of Texas attys:

    • Andre Segura - NYU Law
    • Tommy Buser-Clancy - Yale Law
    • David Donatti - Harvard Law
    • Shaw Drake - Georgetown Law
    • Bernardo Rafael Cruz - Seattle U Law (and is probably a Mariners fan)
     
  15. poor paul

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    yeah I don't want to litigate any of that, just good to see a great effort from a spot I didn't expect it.
     
  16. bwi2

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    best Rafael Cruz in Texas
     
  17. Whammy Business

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    One of these things is not like the others…

    I’m sure Bernardo is a swell guy.
     
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  18. cdaysker

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    The number of guests goes down, but users is going up. Welcome comrades, can’t wait to see all the intro threads!
     
  19. Bo Pelinis

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    Just under 26k :notobamanotbad:
     
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  20. CUAngler

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    Can I still donate?
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Gallant Knight is just raising money, not representing him
     
  22. laxjoe

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    oh no, he's going to lose
     
  23. BudKilmer

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    This is so awesome

    this board fucking rocks

    I love you guys
     
  24. laxjoe

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    venmo me and i'll take care of it
     
  25. Gallant Knight

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    Thanks again to everyone who donated

    Just left another message for his lawyers
     
  26. swiz

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    #227 swiz, Jul 9, 2021
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  27. Gallant Knight

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    My tweet from 1:30 this afternoon lol

     
  28. Andy Reocho

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    Donated what I could. Wish it could be more. Also shared the gofundme on some social medias.
     
  29. aisle seven

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    I’ve got to say you’ve got an amazing posting range. From shitposting in Arsenal threads to raising $30K in 5 hours to bail out a wrongly jailed man.
     
  30. Gallant Knight

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    A “legal analyst” tried to mansplain,even though she is a women, to me on Twitter about how I was an idiot for saying we were at 50% at $5k because there might be other fees associated with his bail

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  31. HoosDaMan

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    Sweet Becca
     
  32. Detlef Schrempf

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    Very sharp features on that lady
     
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  33. Gallant Knight

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    Maybe the most condescending person I’ve ever encountered
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    FUCK OUTTA HERE BECCA.
     
  35. Gallant Knight

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    $25,000 since this lol
     
  36. Bo Pelinis

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    This is going to end up being like 100k by tomorrow morning isn’t it
     
  37. dblplay1212

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    Paxton requesting outrageous bail for people whole he is actively out on bail is insane.
     
  38. Andy Reocho

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    Be careful or simple C A N E is going to come get you
     
  39. BudKilmer

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    Suck our dicks Texas
     
  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  41. Gallant Knight

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    $31,200

    cant believe it
     
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  42. Andy Reocho

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    Bravo Gallant Knight

    Never thought you'd be the one spearheading something like this after all the drunken debates had during the Bielema years.
     
  43. CUAngler

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    Donated
     
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  44. HoosDaMan

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    Judging by who’s sharing the link on Twitter, some of our new threads might be titled ‘Grandkids’ and ‘Knitting.’
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    deleted what did she say?
     
  46. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    I’m late to this thread but really appreciate Gallant Knight and everyone itt who has helped out.

    It’s gross thats it’s needed, but I’m glad that tmb has stepped up.
     
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  47. Gallant Knight

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    Basically like you’re an idiot for saying we raised 50% when we were at $5k because there might be other fees associated with his bail

    and then said you don’t know what you’re doing you need to talk to her lawyers
     
  48. HoosDaMan

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    Contact! LFG
     
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  49. Gallant Knight

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    Ok legal director of texas aclu about to call