Help me plan my wife’s 40th birthday party

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    My wife turns 40 in September and has made it abundantly clear that she wants a 40th birthday party. The problem is she doesn’t have any ideas for what she wants and has shot down any theme ideas (dress like x person/thing, wear clothes from y decade, etc.). Guest list will be around 50 or so people. Our good friends did a casino night with table games for a 40th, and it was a blast—but the only other in-home entertainment things like that I can find are stripper (sadly, she said no), murder mystery (she thought it was OK, but not great) and kids stuff like a bounce house. Thought about maybe hiring a band or acoustic guitarist to play (what’s your availability, TC?), but eh.

    Anyone have any ideas?
     
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  2. Shawn Hunter

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    Turn the house into a giant escape room

    S&M/BDSM party
     
  3. Hail Southern

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    Get her a male stripper
     
  4. bwi2

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    If she’s like us, she’d probably appreciate 24 hours of silence more than anything else
     
  5. Tobias

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    i was already planning on taking her out you don’t need to worry about making plans bud
     
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    Suck her dick.
     
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  7. Simon Templar

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    Ah, an Eyes Wide Shut theme may be a winner
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    Oh, thank God. One less thing for me to worry about.
     
  9. 2

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    Fuck a party. Take a meaningful vacation.
     
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  10. Hank Scorpio

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    I can get you a 2 for 1 deal and do both.
     
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  11. Boo MFer!

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    Tell that to her.
     
  12. theregionsitter

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    Find a local wine bar, rent it out, invite her closest friends/family over the age of 21

    Have the wine bar do a tasting and have someone talk about the wines before they are poured

    Or hire a sommelier to do it at your house if need be

    Tell everyone to dress nice
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, this was my initial plan but place she loves only rents it out on a Sunday. I do like the idea though.
     
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  15. Hank Scorpio

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    My wife turns 40 in late August. Knowing her, she'll give me no input on what she wants to do despite me asking multiple times. Then a week out, she'll have an idea she's dead set on that will be impossible to book because it's no longer available.

    Luckily I've already booked a room in Orlando (:blech:) for Labor Day weekend so she can go to the FSU-LSU game that I know she will want to attend. I also have an alarm set for 3 months out to book different restaurant reservations that weekend.
     
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  16. wes tegg

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    Getting her involved seven months in advance seems like a critical error.
     
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    Come to my topic to give me advice. I’ll tell you why you’re wrong.
     
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  18. a.tramp

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    Have you considered gifting her a week away from you op?
     
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  19. steamengine

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    Take her to the sock hop, ole timer
     
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    Shit will be consuming his life by spring
     
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    It's the friend that threw casino night's fault
     
  22. TC

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  23. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I overlooked this part. What are we even doing here?
     
  24. Shawn Hunter

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    Does she like fatties? Asking for a friend who could use the stripper money. And by friend I mean me.
     
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  25. Boo MFer!

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    How so? She’s made it clear that she wants to be involved in the ideation of the party. If we’re having it at a venue, places book up fast. Also would like to get on friends’ calendars as early as possible. Getting 50 people to all come on one day isn’t like shooting a group text out to come over and watch the game.
     
  26. Constant

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    Does this night need its own logo?

    Asking for an e-friend who could use the client. And by e-friend I mean Nandor the Relentless
     
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    Can you get your hands on a lion and a tortoise?
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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    For the record, I’d much rather go on a vacation. But she wants a party. :idk:
     
  29. ashy larry

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    axe throwing is always a hit
     
  30. El Tiburon

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    Ask her if she’s heard of Brazzers.
     
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  31. Artoo

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    Thread reminded and inspired me. Booked a murder mystery dinner train for the wife's 40th.

    Thanks everyone. Good job in here. I think we can shut it down
     
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  32. El Tiburon

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    How does she feel about lemons? I have a theme that may intrigue her.
     
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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    Cici's pizza and a couple boxes of wine. No need to make this complicated.
     
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  34. Redav

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    Sounds like a Dave and Buster's kind of event
     
  35. 2

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    Just a throw away post, but…

    At this point in life I may reluctantly, and likely, begrudgingly be social in a bar setting. Zero chance I’d go to a “party.”
     
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  36. wes tegg

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    The planning 7 months in advance isn’t the issue so much as getting her involved without a plan. But, it sounds like you’ve got it all under control.
     
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    :roll:
     
  38. poor paul

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    have you thought about a 'stop posting on TMB' themed party?
     
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  39. Boo MFer!

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    I did have a plan and presented several different options. Some she liked, others not so much. Seeing as how she wants to be involved, I’m not sure how or why you think I went wrong here.
     
  40. wes tegg

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    And that 50 person guest list will triple.

    I threw my wife a surprise 39th. I rented out a restaurant, gave them a food budget, hired an acoustic guitarist to play nineties hits, and sent out invitations two months in advance. It went perfectly with about 25% of the effort involved in a super bowl party or summer cookout.
     
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  42. racer

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    Easy

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  43. ashy larry

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    my wife turns 40 in December 2028 and has made it abundantly clear she wants a birthday party. only problem is she doesn’t have any ideas about solving climate change. guest list should be right around 50 but tbh how many of them will be left? she’s also not baking in the race wars

    anyone have any ideas?
     
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  44. poor paul

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    hard to surprise someone who has made it abundantly clear they want a birthday party more than half a year in advance, tegg.
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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    It was never supposed to be a surprise party.
     
  46. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Garfield themed party
     
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  47. Boo MFer!

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    Now this I like.
     
  48. DeToxRox

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    Every year for my wife’s birthday I get her a card that celebrates a birthday she’s five years away from, and we laugh and we laugh.
     
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  49. blind dog

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    I recommend starting a global pandemic that will ensure you will be locked down during her 40th bday and you don't have to do much of anything
     
    #50 blind dog, Feb 20, 2023
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