Help me plan my wife’s 40th birthday party

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  1. Lawnole23

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    I believe it has to be preceded by "ya."

    "I cooked a brisket. Do you want to come over for dinner and some beers, ya cunt?"
     
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  2. Gizmoandsooz

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    I see... all i'm saying is book a function hall at a restaurant. Have the party there. So that the restaurant takes care of all the food, drink and cleaning up.
    This flog is talking about insurance. Flog
     
  3. Constant

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    You're gonna have to help with the meaning of "flog".

    The only definition of "flog" I know is what old British courts did to criminals before sending them to become Australians.
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

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    I was thinking she meant BDSM, in which case I think glimmer is who she’s looking for.
     
  5. Lawnole23

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    The function hall comment reminds me of my friend's 30th party where his wife rented out a room at some charitable organization. It was catered Sonnys BBQ and a bunch of tables with some DJ just playing stuff off Spotify or something like that. Thought this is the lamest event I've ever seen. So anyways you should definitely do that.
     
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  6. Boo MFer!

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    Sounds lit!
     
  7. Lip

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    nothing some strippers and blow couldn’t have solved
     
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