HEY FAT ASSES, GET IN HERE*****TMB Biggest Loser Winter 2019***** - Signup closes SUNDAY JAN. 20!!

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  1. DrunkJester

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    About to post the list momentarily. A few folks have posted their weight, although there will be several posts tomorrow if you want strength in numbers.

    Edit: Shit, I see that my list post was combined with my reply to you. Now I understand your question. Hold on, just a sec.
     
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  2. scatman duse

    scatman duse Well-Known Member
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    For those who’ve already posted scale picture, do we need to weigh in again tomorrow?
     
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  3. DrunkJester

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    #103 DrunkJester, Jan 6, 2019
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  4. DrunkJester

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    No sir, unless for some reason you want to replace your starting weight. Otherwise, wait until Monday, Jan. 14th.
     
  5. DrunkJester

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    Also, I have initial weights from the following users:

    jorr80 (361.4)
    rv12 (194.8)
    scatman duse (323.0)
    Toast (362.0)
    wes tegg (279.2)

    As I told my good buddy scatman duse above, there's no need for these folks to weigh in this week, unless you want to replace the weight listed next to your name with a new starting weight. See you on Monday, Jan. 14th.

    But don't forget to take before pics!!!!
     
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  6. scatman duse

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    What’s everyone’s daily calorie goals?

    I’ve been aiming for 1800 but MFP suggested 2400
     
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  7. DirtBall

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    Mine are 2400 right now but I’m a MF’n hogmolly. My main goals right now: less than 20 carbs every day. 70-25 fat-protein ratio. Once I feel confident I can do that 24/7 i’ll Dial down the cals.
     
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  8. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Don’t expect to get dukebuckeye ’s money without shaking him down relentlessly. JAY KAY BABE
     
  9. Daddy Rabbit

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    Diet starts Monday. Bout to grill a top sirloin and bake a sweet potato.

    I will also grill a few pounds of boneless skinless chicken breast for lunches this week. I've got some cauliflower rice in the freezer and plan on rounding that out with some avocados.
     
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  10. BuckeyeRiot

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    He’ll probably say he’s gonna pay, even make all these elaborate plans to do so, then at the last minute his wife won’t let his wallet out of the house.
     
  11. DrunkJester

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    When I was last on my diet (August), it was 1800. I'm gonna wait to see what I weigh in the morning (nervous as heck about that) and then use one of the keto calculators to determine. I usually choose the most aggressive option on the calculator, but I stick with that and go no lower. It's been my experience that my body goes into a stall for a good while if I don't get enough calories.
     
  12. Papa

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    DrunkJester I'll weigh in on Wednesday and pay in a few minutes. Forgot to weigh before heading out to San Fran for the national championship :dblnick:
     
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  13. Daddy Rabbit

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    Wow. Subtle brag there that you are able to pay so quickly.
     
  14. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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  15. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    Doing my weigh in tonight after I polish off this bowl of farewell spaghetti bolognese. Will post tomorrow, will be on day one of Keto. Gonna win this bastard.
     
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  16. devine

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    No ur not
     
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  17. BRC

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    I started my weight loss journey 76 days ago. I know the exact start because I post everyday on twitter and Snapchat because I wanted to make sure I held myself accountable (by not letting others down or myself down by missing days). Feel free to follow along if you’d like. Mr_BRC is my snap and M_Dub85 is my Twitter.

    I don’t know if I’m going to win but I’m not going to hit anymore road bumps now that the holiday is over. I’m happy that I didn’t gain anything after a lazy (eating and workout) Christmas and New Years. Already back on track.

    I’m down a little over 80lbs so far (I’ll post my weigh in tomorrow morning after the gym). I hope these next 109 days are as satisfying and successful.

    Good luck fellas :beerchug:
     
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  18. devine

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    I have stocked up on laxatives, diuretics, and sauna suits. I need to send my kids to college
     
  19. dukebuckeye

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    Just got a couple 8-balls of blow, re-fill of addy, and fully stocked my coffee bar.

    Let's gooooooooooooooo
     
  20. dukebuckeye

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    Kidding. I'm eating a candy bar right now.

    Weighing myself in the morning before my workout so I can be peak fatass. Guessing I'll come in around 215.

    Paying now because I have so much money I don't know what to do with all of it marcus
     
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  21. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Do we post our scale pics now or at the end if we’re in contention
     
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  22. Smalldo

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    Late to the party, I’m in. I’ll post my weight tonight.

    Who do I need to Venmo?
     
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  23. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’m thinking weight loss & beard growing contest.
     
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  24. dukebuckeye

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    I credit TMB weight loss competition 2013 with me getting the most, and hottest, hook-ups over a 12-month span in my life. I dropped damn near 40 pounds and got to a svelte 174. Single, little bit of money, no kids, living in the city...I was swimming in it. Ahhh, memories.


    Anyway, if any of you guys are single 24-28 year olds, use the above as motivation.
     
  25. BuckeyeRiot

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    You too can become the roast beef king of America’s Roller Coast.
     
  26. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    I’m going to get in this. DrunkJester pm me the payment details. I’ll post a starting weight in a little bit.
     
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  27. PAHokie

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    232.0


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  28. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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  29. Futureman

    Futureman I’m gonna defer to Marcus on this one
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    You guys are so fucked

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  30. Tobias

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    drinking some beer and gonna cook some spaghetti and then weigh in tomorrow. rip 2 u all
     
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  31. cutig

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    I aim for 1700 and don't get too upset if I go a little over.

    Worked well last winter until I moved this summer and fell off the diet. Still negative for the year though somehow. Got my bike out of the garage and back on the trainer so I'm ready
     
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  32. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I'd prefer to weigh in Tuesday because tomorrow is the natty and I am going to go through a shit load of beer
     
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  33. devine

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    178.6. Lets go
     
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  34. devine

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    My goal is 140
     
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  35. rv12

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    it's me against dumbboi devine in the skinny guys? easy win.
     
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  36. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    devine, is it inappropriate to ask how tall you are?
     
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  37. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I know. Just go ahead and Venmo me the money

    Actually Tobias will be in here as well. He’s a degenerate gambler so I’m a little nervous
     
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  38. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Never ask a boy his height he he

    I’m 6’ give or take 4 inches
     
  39. rv12

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    Is this like those times in madden where you talked shit but then got your ass kicked?
     
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  40. devine

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    No it’s not
     
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  41. DrunkJester

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    Sounds good man, have fun!

    Edit: Also, got your payment, thanks.
     
  42. DrunkJester

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    Both!
     
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  43. DrunkJester

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    Works for me, have fun!
     
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  44. Koby Salman

    Koby Salman Well-Known Member

    I would wait to weigh in until tomorrow if I was doing this. Natty is tonight!
     
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  45. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel You're chillin' wit a titty feelin' villian
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    I'm in; will post weight and pay tonight.
     
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  46. Daddy Rabbit

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    I've been to the doctor several times over the last few months and have weighed no where close to this recently. Last Monday I was 273, and I have done nothing to make that go down. Now I was in a heavy pair of boots, but still. Good for me if I am lighter I guess :yolo:
     
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  47. Capt Wigs

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    The fattening is over. Here is my weight.

     
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  48. DrunkJester

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    You probably already know this, but it’s been my experience that clothes and shoes (and especially boots) add a good bit to your weight. I’m a big guy with big clothes, but gym shorts, t-shirt, and boxer briefs weigh approx. 2 lbs. Jeans, jacket, etc are more, obviously. Shoes and boots add several pounds.

    Also, weight fluctuates throughout the day and week, and drinking and eating add weight. Water/liquid weighs a lot more than people think (1 gal. water ~ 8 lbs). That’s why it’s good to weigh at the same time and on the same day. Now that I’m back on the grind, I’ll weigh first thing in the morning on Monday for my official weight (both for this contest and for MFP). I’ll also weigh first thing the rest of the days of the week, but I won’t record those weights or get discouraged if the number happens to be higher.

    None of this is to say you haven’t lost weight over the last few months though. Good luck!
     
  49. marcus

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    slogan119 , remember how gross your scale was? JK ❤️

    We’re Super best-buds on MFP, just teasin’. We like to have fun around here.
     
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