HEY FAT ASSES, GET IN HERE*****TMB Biggest Loser Winter 2019***** - Signup closes SUNDAY JAN. 20!!

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  1. broXcore

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    alright, i have some work to do. first time i've weighed myself in maybe 2 years? fuck.

    also, sorry for the fucked up toenails from playing soccer.

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  2. Toast

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    Down almost a pound so far.
     
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  3. Capt Wigs

    Capt Wigs Well-Known Member
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  4. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    Stay strong. And go the fuck to sleep.
     
  5. Capt Wigs

    Capt Wigs Well-Known Member
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    Can't sleep. Work nights so my sleep schedule is messed up. It's my night off.
     
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  6. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels
     
  7. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Got my name painted on my shirt
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    Another successful chicken cauliflower lunch. I have not done any exercise this week yet. Bout to go walk the stairwell for a few minutes until my next appointment.

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  8. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    WHERE’S THE CHART. WE WANNA SEE THE CHART
     
  9. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    On top of this, we did a challenge at work, too. $50 per guy, if you hit your preset goal, you get your money back. If not, it goes to the union to buy some cool shit like a sound bar or a Vitamix. That way, you’re competing against yourself and if someone pulls away with a huge lead, you’ll still have insentive to keep going.

    Also got a text with with a few OSU TMBers where we are gonna keep each other in line.
     
  10. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    224. Pic coming later
     
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  11. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    SPREADSHEETS COME OUT ON SUNDAYS
     
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  12. Daddy Rabbit

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    Fuck I'm out of shape. Climbed up and down stairs for 8mins before I had to simply go outside and walk for another 12 mins. 154 days until Bonnaroo. I've done it fat and out of shape for years. I'd like to try it fit once.

    I give permission to fellow participants to fat shame me in this thread if I slack off.
     
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  13. Ian Boooooo!k

    Ian Boooooo!k Scary Good
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    Ask Shaun to give you his Lyme's Disease and waltz to victory & a mag beach bod imo
     
    #213 Ian Boooooo!k, Jan 9, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2019
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  14. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    213.2 this morning. Down 5 pounds in 3 days.

    I’ll be invincible by February.
     
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  15. Tobias

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    i was gonna weigh in fr yesterday but ended up going out of town and eating and drinking like an asshole is it too late folks
     
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  16. mal630

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    Too late to get in?
     
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  17. DrunkJester

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    Is that 289.0?
     
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  18. DrunkJester

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    Absolutely not, get it in.
     
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  19. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    Absolutely not, give us a pic of your scale. PM incoming.
     
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  20. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    me in bed: do you feel anything?

    my ex-wife:
     
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  21. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Oh he’ll get it in. When he comes over to my place later lol I’m talking sex
     
  22. Ian Boooooo!k

    Ian Boooooo!k Scary Good
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    Sign up. As a City fan this is probably your only chance to win anything this year /swish

    But for real though good luck.
     
  23. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    a lot of people are saying the carabao cup is the most prestigious trophy in all of sports
     
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  24. DrunkJester

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    Alright, quick update. Here's the registration status of the competitors:

    Paid & Weighed
    bama1
    BRC
    broXcore
    BuckeyeRiot
    Capt Wigs
    cutig
    Daddy Rabbit
    dawgonit
    devine
    Druce
    DrunkJester
    dukebuckeye
    Futureman
    H/T
    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens
    jorr80
    marcus
    MoJo
    PAHokie
    rv12
    scatman duse
    Smalldo
    wes tegg

    Paid But Not Weighed
    AHebrewToo
    jaygabriel
    mal630
    Papa

    Weighed But Not Paid
    DirtBall
    Toast

    Neither Weighed Nor Paid
    -Asshole-
    BIGASSTITTIES
    ButchCassidy
    Coke
    fsuNizz
    Odin
    Tobias
    Zebbie

    Finally, I have weights but no scale pics from cutig, Druce, dukebuckeye, and marcus. I don't mean to be a stickler, but rules is rules. Even if your weight has changed, that's ok. Just post the scale, and I'll record the higher of the two weights as your starting weight. (As long as the weight is in the ballpark, of course. If you've lost 50 pounds in one week, then this hippo (SWIDT) will be skeptical.)

    Apologies if any of you have made accommodations with me, and I forgot about them. Also let me know if for some reason the list above is not accurate.

    *****IMPORTANT POINTS*****
    • To be clear, it's not too late to post your weight and/or pay your entry fee.
    • To all you fatass lurkers out there, it's not too late to join. GET IN HERE!
    • EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE FRONT AND SIDE PICS IN FRONT OF A MIRROR. With a post-it showing username and date. No need to post unless you place. Gimme them sexy pics.
     
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  25. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Why can I not figure out how to post a picture? I’ll send a goddamn text of the pic if I have to.
     
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  26. broXcore

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    did you try turning it off and then turning it back on
     
  27. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Five times
     
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  28. BuckeyeRiot

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    Yes.
     
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  29. BuckeyeRiot

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    Awe look grandpa can’t figure out his phone.
     
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  30. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    i am tired and hungover and the batteries in my scale are still dead so after work, i will be driving to the local Y, weighing myself and walking straight out so i can go to bed #fitnessfreak
     
  31. Daddy Rabbit

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    Create an imgur account.
    Click on the arrow cloud upper right

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    Upload from device and find your pic
    Click upload
    Copy and paste the BBCODE here

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  32. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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  33. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Move known cheap ass Dirt to the paid column.
     
  34. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    Are you "TMBs #1 Loser"?
     
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  35. Capt Wigs

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    Have you tried Green Giant?
     
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  36. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    And don’t you forget it!
     
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  37. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Got my name painted on my shirt
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    No. Not yet. Just because I always buy those on sale and stock up.
     
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  38. ono

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    What the hell.

    Gonna be hard with work travel and vacations over the next few months, but nothing has worked for me for 2 years and I am currently at my max weight, so maybe some accountabilibuddies will help.

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  39. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.
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    Atta boy
     
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  40. Toast

    Toast Doowutchyalike
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    It's Day 3 and I'm feeling better now.
     
  41. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    Who the fuck are you?

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    JK, welcome aboard, dm incoming, etc.
     
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  42. rv12

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  43. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel You're chillin' wit a titty feelin' villian
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    Initial weigh-in

     
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  44. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    apologies for no feet pic but that's the ymca life

     
    #244 Tobias, Jan 10, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 10, 2019
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  45. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    Is the number all the way to the left a “1” or are you just one of those guys who has more to love?
     
  46. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit Got my name painted on my shirt
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    So my wife claims her old Fitbit Alta stopped working properly, and her mom got her a new one for Christmas. She said it quit counting her steps :idk: . I am test driving the old one because I'm a cheap ass on most things.

    Any Fitbit pro tips?
     
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  47. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    I think it’s a 7.
     
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  48. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    179.8
     
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  49. Tobias

    Tobias doubtful...not with brexit
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    lets call it 479.8. i feel good about my chances to win if i get down to my planned 160
     
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  50. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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    211.8 this morning. Down nearly 7 pounds.

    Gonna keep posting my weight every day or two. Hold myself accountable.
     
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