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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by righty, Aug 28, 2019.
can we thread ban both of these motherfuckers
Now this is banter!
Oh shut up, dump. This thread was dying
not unlike your posting career right now
honestly at this point Boo MFer! is the better poster
at least he doesn’t beat his wife
Listen there’s no evidence for or against whypokes wife beating theory so let’s all just agree it’s something that is impossible for us to prove or disprove.
Posting career? I love you dump but
And this is exactly why this was not acceptable
Clown Baby should go ahead and sue Why?Pokes and quit with the wimpy threats. This is the softest shit I’ve seen on here.
Dump is unmarried with a limited social circle, so I’m guessing he’s not been affected by DV in anyway and fails to appreciate the severity of it.
Hmm, it seems we’re at a stalemate. Like Squanto offering his squash and corn olive branch to the pilgrims, one of us has to make the first move.
Clown Baby, I am sorry. I deeply offended you and I was wrong. I apologize for my insensitive, hurtful remark and will strive to be a better poster, nay, a better human being, going forward. If I can do anything to make it up to you please let me know.
I’m obviously taking crazy pills. You guys were more hot and bothered that Sterling lied about having a fiancée than me wanting a simple my bad for being called a wife beater.
Thank you. And I apologize for implying that you were being racist. I don’t think that was your intention nor who you are as a person. Beef officially squashed (and corned).
Honestly I think you guys are all being a little hard on sterling. We all do crazy shit. Like a little over nine years ago a friend of mine and I developed software capable of containing human consciousness in an electronic reality we control. We started small, by killing off a few hundred people and placing them in the simulation, which we themed as a sports message board. But alas, as our fascination with their interactions grew, and our insatiable thirst for blood become stronger, the project became massive. Thousands were killed and uploaded into our new world. For years we tested the absoluteness of their new reality by dropping in ridiculous characters and storylines, such as making Donald Trump the president (my idea), but they have never suspected they are trapped in a computerized prison under our complete control. We were able to successfully market the simulation as a live television show on the CW. But this was only the beginning, a means to an end, and after many years of testing and much spilled blood we have now perfected our code, and soon plan to sell virtual immortal lives to the rich so that they may live forever. We have moved past mere simulation, past mere entertainment, we are creating life and a new, stronger species, better than the weak, pathetic flesh we left behind. Many uninspired people have questioned our methods, but we see these programs as not our prisoners, but merely noble sacrifices made on the altar of progress.
So, lighten up on sterling a little
That’s because his wife would literally beat the fuck out of him if he tried
Alls I’m saying is: your situation would be much improved if I had, say, $200 in my hand right now
Unfortunately for you I’m currently judgment proof, but I do have an excess of cats on hand if you’re looking for payment-in-kind.
what the fuck happened itt
This is mancat erasure and I won’t stand for it
Just like the flag
That’s a lot of judgment coming from a guy who beats his wife, probably.
Not sure we should try to explain it, just embrace it
Fairly certain I went a year or more under the assumption DJ Swearinger had created that nickname on his own accord due to a thread on here that I guess I didn't bother to read comprehensively.
Had never heard it prior in any context and honestly thought that thread title was his twitter handle that he randomly decided upon.
I’ll do it if someone has some Taco Bell delivered to me
Mix merely adopted the board, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see twitter until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
Tell me more about this Cheeto sandwich
First they gather the finest Pule from the furthest reaches of Serbia’s national parks and age it in a hyperbaric chamber for twenty years...
Next they take an Ayam Cemani hen and feed it nothing but caviar while giving it thrice daily massages and microworkouts specifically designed to maximize the flavor of each bird’s unique pygostyle buttocks...
Finally they buy a loaf of Gold Leaf from Moreno at Pan Pina and cut only the thinnest slices of the most buttery part of the center of the bread...
Then they throw all that in the garbage and slap a bag of Cheetos on a hunk of fried rubber.
You’re trying too hard pokes
wtf is going on here.
Also can someone explain to this guy what a loaded question is
Take your time sweetheart, read slow so you don’t miss anything:
A loaded question is a question covered in cheese, bacon, and sour cream.
I once fought Eathan Edwards GF in a bare knuckle boxing match in a 8 car garage in calabasas. After the match, we dined on a vegan charcuterie and drank till I woke up in Danny Trejos bed in San Diego.
Life’s weird man but at least I’ve been to LA
a lot of people have been asking so I thought I'd just put it out there:
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
I thought this was a thread about lying?
God I love it when we all just say fuck it and drunk post
Full disclosure: at most I've read like 2-3 of the pages in this, I literally have no idea whats going on here.
Which is typically for the best.
It’s just a chicken sandwich with a few cheetos on it. Dont get too excited, I went last week and it’s been discontinued
sterling right now
I’m not overly familiar with this thread but I think I might start a new thread to let everyone know this thread is dying.
You can drop all excess cats off at southlick ’s house. There should be food outside already.
Sterling A if you come on my podcast to discuss, I will split the ad revenue 80/20 with you
ive got something for yall to beat 8)
Is it your penis?
Are those glasses because we can’t see it with the naked eye? Lol
TMBs attempt at rebooting Ally McBeal
Anyone feel bad for the guy?