Hey Sterling

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by righty, Aug 28, 2019.

  1. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    thought I was the only one

    naivety's just the best :ohgosh:
     
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  2. Jack Parkman

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  3. Luka

    Luka I’m 100% That Bitch
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    Darian didn’t go into a coma for this...
     
  4. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    can pokes start screaming about novelty fast food items again that was fun
     
  5. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice
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    Why pokes has always been like this, discussing things with him is an exercise in futility. IDK how someone can avoid socioeconomic factors in diet but there he went mouthing off about food bc he's too smooth brained to form an argument

    Team CB
     
  6. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is butter let it churn
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    I find it funny that this was the exact move JY pulled for the exact same reasons and folk were trying pile on CB even tho pokes comments seemed more direct and less sarcastic than JYs
     
  7. Lipp

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    You should probably reread. The pile on was about Pokes closed mindedness, but the “I’m gonna sue you because you said mean things about me on the internet” bit was much more pathetic.
     
  8. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice
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    It def came off way more hostile and out of nowhere bc cb made a good point and then he realized he was stuck and decided to say he was being attacked
     
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  9. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is butter let it churn
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    Well both guys caught flack but it was more directed twords CB as it ended. I saw him ask for an apology. I must’ve missed him threaten a lawsuit
     
  10. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is butter let it churn
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    The fact is, not everyone knows the history of every poster on this board. When you post “do you still beat your wife?” It can be taken the wrong way. Guys on here have had criminal situations brought to light (even in the past couple days) and that’s a post is probably want taken down as well.

    CB might have overreacted with his initial comments (even though his point was pure) and the racist angle might have been a bridge far, but, it wasn’t implying anything near what pokes did.

    Glad it’s over tho and we can get back to sterling
     
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  11. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother they don’t allow you to have bees in here
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    good analysis guys thanks
     
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  12. Lipp

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    We wear sneakers with our suits after all.
     
  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Threatening a lawsuit is free and I figured some folks might walk it back since I had him dead to rights. Learned that in high school debate class. I’d have to be a fucking loser to actually follow up on that.
     
  14. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    We all need Jesus
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    To borrow a legal phrase, you had him “bent over a barrel”.
     
  16. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    GoodForAnother please create a wiki so that trusty can update the history of each poster
     
  17. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    Accusing someone of something like that in that manner is really irresponsible. I was only halfway paying attention and I thought there was some history with Clown Baby I didn't know about.
     
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  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Yeah but are you familiar with high school rhetoric classes? Ever taught pre-law in undergrad?

    Also, I’ve always considered murder and rape to be more reprehensible than domestic violence.
     
  19. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
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    Oh shut the fuck up. Clown Baby is probably a top 10 most liked poster on this board. I find it hard to believe anybody on here was dumb enough to actually take Poke's post literally.
     
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  20. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    Are you two related or something?
     
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  21. bertwing

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    I took it literally
     
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  22. Luka

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    I thought we all knew that CB is a wife beater
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Now you’ve done it.
     
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  24. GoodForAnother

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  25. Clown Baby

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  26. Billy King

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  27. Luka

    Luka I’m 100% That Bitch
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  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    I guess that makes me Cuck Baby
     
  29. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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  30. Fudd VanVleet

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    The founder and chairman of Dad Platinum® being a wifebeater would be a shocking and devastating revelation. I, for one, choose not to believe it.
     
  31. Luka

    Luka I’m 100% That Bitch
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    that is why we are appointing Boo MFer! as interim president during this trying time
     
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  32. bigred77

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    Wtf is going on in here?
     
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  33. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Holy shit, I didn’t even think about this. Add another count of defamation per se to my lawsuit that I was definitely going to file in lieu of an apology
     
  34. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Buddy, you don’t want to know.
     
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  35. Luka

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    the downfall of Clown Baby
     
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  36. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    The fuck is our office janitor talking about appointing an interim president. Get back to the toilets, paper bitch
     
  37. Luka

    Luka I’m 100% That Bitch
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    I have tapes proving your wife beating ways

    RESPECT ME, BITCH
     
  38. HoosDaMan

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    Darian would ask to be put back in a coma if she read this thread.
     
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  39. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    My “Not a Wife Beater” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
     
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  40. IHHH

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    Rip
     
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  41. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Chick fil A spicy chicken sandwich is much better than Popeyes, if you disagree means you don’t know chicken sandwiches very well.
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Less beating of Clown Baby’s wife and more beating of this guy, please.
     
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  43. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I hear my wife's boyfriend beating her up every night
     
  44. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Clown Baby strikes again. Literally.
     
  45. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    This is a quality post, well done! :golfclap:
     
  46. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    the buffalo sauces don’t compare either....chick fil a has that on lock.
     
  47. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    While I appreciate it, we are also posting, some with a thirst for blood, in a thread where a non-hated poster was less than honest about his background.
     
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  48. The Blackfish

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    Clown Baby once got banned from TMB for spoiling the critically acclaimed HBO series The Wire.

    Just saying.
     
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  49. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    I just don’t want you guys to contact my wife and say that I’ve been telling people online that I’m not beating her
     
  50. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    I feel like she'll be pretty surprised when she finds out you have been beating her. Maybe she'll start to question whether she has CTE.
     
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