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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by righty, Aug 28, 2019.

  1. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    I took it literally but as an Ohio State fan, I turned a blind eye to it
     
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  2. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Trying to heal. Please donate to my go fund me. $10 will make me less of a wife beater. $100 will make me extremely less of a wife beater. Thank you
     
  3. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    Have you tried starting a podcast to call her out for being a bitch and to call out Why Pokes for his fake news?
     
  4. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    To be fair, they were standard upper-division Intro to Con Law courses. UCLA doesn't offer Intro to Keening like a Deranged Harpy over Perceived Defamation on an Internet Message Board, unless they've changed their curriculum since I departed

    This thread tangent could've and should've died after the mutual aplology, but I suppose that's not the TMB Way
     
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  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    My beef with Pokes is squashed and we’re obviously having fun with it now. You’re the guy who woke up and decided to dive right back in to being wrong, Ben Shapiro Prime
     
  6. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I don’t think you can recover from this. Some might even say your reputation is not exactly sterling anymore.
     
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  7. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    :awshucks:
     
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  8. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Donations will help fund his dreams of owning a Citation X private jet, which will allow him to spread god's word more easily than flying commercial with the peasants
     
  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    When I started Dad Platinum® my goal was to help fathers. But then I started thinking about the ultimate father. God, the father. And that’s why I have to spend millions a year on travel.
     
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  10. WC

    WC Bad Company, till the day I die.
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    I for one have Clown Baby as my #11 most liked poster on the-TMB
     
  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    This seems fair given where guys like Tyreke Hill, Joe Mixon, and Dalvin Cook have been going in drafts
     
  12. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I’ve seen this list and I can safely say he is 13th
     
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  13. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
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    A song about not beating your wife is your only option
     
  14. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Surf Wyoming
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    60-70% of the country being overweight/obese is not, by definition, a socioeconomic problem, as it affects all socioeconomic classes.

    Are the poor disproportionately impacted by issues like obesity? Sure. They’re also disproportionately impacted by things like natural disasters, law enforcement, the price of gas, etc., etc., etc.... That’s why poverty is so terrible, it amplifies any potential problem in your life to an existential crisis.

    Regardless, me saying that fast food is bad for you and the American obesity epidemic is out of control doesn’t warrant you knuckleheads grandstanding about poverty or race, or require me to write a dissertation on the intersectionality between food deserts and Jim Crow legislation.

    Again, 70% of the country aren’t poor minorities living in food deserts. Moreover, fast food companies play a role (albeit not the only one) in the creation and maintaining of food deserts. Those are simple statements of fact that are unassailable and don’t warrant ridiculing me or calling me racist.
     
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  15. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue Blame it on the juice
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    And here we go again......
     
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  16. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Look at all those big words.
     
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  17. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    There is no quicker way for people to think you’re diddling kids than writing a song about it
     
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  18. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    My wife beat me once
    to the fridge to get the last piece of cake. I was so pissed I knocked her out. Try and take my cake smdh
     
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  19. visa

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    Really makes you think

     
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  20. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    I usually do not accept violence against women but in this situation it was 100% justified. She got off easy if you ask me
     
  21. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet Siri, play Darude - Sandstorm
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    My favorite food desert is Key Lime Pie.
     
  22. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun Was once confused for BuckeyeRiot
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    Doubtful anyone is getting off easy with ole Bruce Bowen if you know what I mean
     
  23. IHHH

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    Lol

    Actually, no I don’t know what you mean, is this a dick joke? I enjoy a nice dick joke
     
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  24. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member

    This isn't a negative or disagreeing response to anything previously stated, more of an anecdote:

    Two of the best chefs in the west coast opened what they expected to be a very successful chain in Watts (relatively poor urban area of LA) - it failed incredibly fast given how much financial backing they had. They were actively trying to create better food options in areas that didn't have them and change the fast food market.
     
  25. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Harry Potter marathon on SYFY
     
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  26. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Headed to Wendy’s for lunch.
     
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  27. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Good thing you specified that it was in LA or nobody here would have been able to figure it out.


    :awesomeface: Just messing with you
     
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  28. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    What are we getting?
     
  29. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Double and a frosty. Fat.
     
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  30. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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    If we can get this thread to the Florida coast we can kill the hurricane
     
  31. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Solid choice
     
  32. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Shouldn’t have to tell you, but I’m going to do it anyway. Spicy nuggets or don’t even bother coming back here.
     
  33. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Are the spicy nuggets back?
     
  34. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    So I’ve been told.
     
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  35. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    You sure all this hot air will help or hurt?
     
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  36. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    I’m thinking of doing pantry pasta, which is essentially just spaghetti e olio, for dinner. I don’t have any parsley though so I’ll be improvising with either rosemary or thyme.
     
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  37. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    capitalism is bad

    HTH
     
  38. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    I’ll probably have chipotle for dinner. Is that acceptable Why?Pokes
     
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  39. Emmy Rossum

    Emmy Rossum Shameless
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    Who is making this dry ass dessert?
     
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  40. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet Siri, play Darude - Sandstorm
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    Betty Crocker, ever heard of her?
     
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  41. Emmy Rossum

    Emmy Rossum Shameless
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    Yeah. We dated in college.
     
  42. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
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    I like chicken sandwiches.
     
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  43. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  44. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    I hope this was sarcasm, holy shit.
     
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  45. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Let's not lose sight of what's important here.

    Who rounds out the other 9?
     
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  46. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    I hope this was sarcasm.
     
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  47. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    I’m #1.
     
  48. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    “GREAT NEWS GUYS! Betty is back home and in the kitchen doing what she loves! I feel so blessed that Betty and I are able to enjoy life as one again. I’m right off camera here. Betty asked me to pose with her and this cake, but this is about HER!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  49. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet Siri, play Darude - Sandstorm
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    "For years I thought 'nog' was short for 'noggin' despite it being used in the same exact context as the n-word."

    I have seen things in this thread, but this was something else.
     
  50. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    You’ve got Auburn in your fan section, you tell us
     
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