Hey Sterling

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by righty, Aug 28, 2019.

  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Out on the town having the time of my life with Darian! She’s just out of frame, laughing too!

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  2. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is butter let it churn
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    Wow you are an idea man
     
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  3. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member

    How else can we advocate for significant change if not to overanalyze every comment and throw out wild assertions in a public and indirect forum on the internet throughout various levels of intoxication?
     
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  4. IHHH

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    I think what you are trying to say here is that shots are on you?
     
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  5. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member

    Of course - for every girl that's a member of the site.
     
  6. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Savvy
     
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  7. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member

    Fine - well shots on me.
     
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  8. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    So. How was everyone's weekend?
     
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  9. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    My fiance got brain cancer thanks for asking.
     
  10. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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  11. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    What kind of poison did you use!?
     
  12. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Told Wendel Clark in PM that it’s “all BS” and maintained he was telling the truth.
     
  13. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    Yes he has explained you are a sick person for not taking his posts at face value what is wrong with you
     
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  14. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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  15. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    I was personally 24 for a number of years. People are so sick
     
  16. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    I have been telling people I am extremely powerful and wealthy and only date models on here for years and I still hear everyone's snickering jokes like they don't believe me. People are disgusting.

    Do you know how many clean bracelets I own or how many first dates I have taken to Ruth's Chris, folks?
     
  17. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
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    It’s like dressing for the job you want.

    Post the life you desire.
     
  18. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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  19. teel

    teel Dan Jones fan
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    If I had a house with a boardwalk to the beach I would hope for a hurricane just so I could make that tweet
     
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  20. Z

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    Don't know how I missed this thread before. Can't believe I've now donated any sum of money to a message board for additional access. :facepalm:
     
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  21. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    The money helps run the site that you enjoy (for free).
     
  22. Z

    Z Well-Known Member
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    Well I've stopped freeloading. Give me my access to this train wreck!
     
  23. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    GoodForAnother let Mr. Money Bags into the cigar lounge
     
  24. Z

    Z Well-Known Member
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    Don't spend it all in one place.
     
  25. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Clown Baby becoming the Oral Roberts of TMB
     
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  26. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    More like Anal Johnson
     
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  27. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Enough with the gay jokes, guys! I have a wife (whom I DO NOT beat)!
     
  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    I also want to state that there’s nothing wrong with giving another Husker fan oral or receiving another Domer anally
     
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  29. Dr. Richard Cranium

    Dr. Richard Cranium I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    ...but you probably will if $1 million isn't donated to that go fund me by March
     
  30. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother they don’t allow you to have bees in here
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    Yeah, sure, let’s go with that
     
  31. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    If you feel that bad about it i will PayPal you your 5$ back.
     
  32. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    I feel awful about it to be honest
     
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  33. IHHH

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    Wth is you talking about?
     
  34. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    His cheap ass wants you to PayPal him $
     
  35. IHHH

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    I wasn’t talking to him, devine owns a bar. He doesn’t need my money except for a cold as ice coors light
     
  36. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    We’re over
     
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  37. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    When did we start?
     
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  38. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    W
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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    This is getting awkward.
     
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  40. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hot dog
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    I hope you're joking pal
     
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  41. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet I'm the meat chef
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    This thread is a little too “Barstool” for me.
     
  42. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    some really fucking sick people on this site
     
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  43. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  44. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    cannot believe he was able to restrain himself during the Nadal US Open final.
     
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  45. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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  46. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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  47. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 We’re going to need details, copious details
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  48. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    You guys are sick
     
  49. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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  50. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 We’re going to need details, copious details
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    Because we don’t want him to be ostracized and are ok with him coming back to thumb land?