Hey Sterling

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by righty, Aug 28, 2019.

  1. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Fuck chicken
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    Sneakers

  2. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    You’re just sick
     
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  3. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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  4. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 We’re going to need details, copious details
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    :shhh:
     
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  5. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie
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    I will donate $500 towards his therapy session if Sterling A does a tell all thread for all to see
     
  6. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I like to kick it, I'm a karate guy
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    Sterling we just want you back, munchausen syndrome and all
     
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  7. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 We’re going to need details, copious details
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  8. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Yes, but not with the sane intensity as the love he would have gotten from the former roommate of his whose love for him totally would be burning with the intensity of 10,000 suns whenever she finally got around to realizing they were meant to be together like they are in his mind.
     
  9. Aaron Hernandez

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    I think if I’m honest with myself, when I compare the love I had for him when he had a dying fiancé to the love I have for him now, it has probably decreased by some degree.
     
  10. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    Inversely proportional to my interest level
     
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  11. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    just want to go on the record and say I don't love Sterling
     
  12. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Fuck you too, dude
     
  13. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    How long you gonna stick with this schtick?
     
  14. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Probably an hour or two
     
  15. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Need to change to Sterling Baby
     
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  16. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Or Sterling B(aby)
     
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  17. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I like to kick it, I'm a karate guy
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    Sterling bAby
     
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  18. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    Was gonna post this
     
  19. Aaron Hernandez

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    Shut up.
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Sterling not a wife Beater
     
  21. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    [​IMG]
     
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  22. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    He’s had the same schtick since the age of 24.
     
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  23. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    this is honestly an improvement, football mike
     
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  24. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor I like to kick it, I'm a karate guy
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    Hey for real though prayers lifted to Sterling A
    Get those good vibes to him, let him know we're with him
     
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  25. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Thank you. Your support means a ton to Darian and me
     
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  26. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
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    #FightDarian
     
  27. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    I WOULD NEVER FIGHT MY FIANCÉE*

    Now, my wife...
     
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  28. lfriend

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    Meh

    I had Britney Spears as a girlfriend when I was in middle school but she would only come visit me in secret on the weekends and she was super impressed with my cock and the 9 seconds I would last for.
     
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  29. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    You don’t have $500
     
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  30. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie
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    Let’s compare personal financial statements right now!
     
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  31. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Suck our Dicks. Fire Everybody
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    If Manti Te’o can go on with his life. So can you Sterling A . Just change your screen name to Sterling B and come back
     
  32. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i'm still catching up but did we get to the bottom of why Clown Baby is beating wives
     
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  33. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    You’ve got that backwards, friend. We still haven’t found out why I’m NOT beating my wife
     
  34. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    I, for one, would implore the board to get behind the #FightMrsClownBaby movement to rally together and show Mrs. CB that she can overcome this type of abuse.
     
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  35. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Mrs. Clown Baby is tall and has a good reach. I'd expect her to win in 3 rounds.
     
  36. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
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    Are you suggesting Pokes asked the wrong question? Clown Baby does your wife still beat you?
     
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  37. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    How dare you accusE my sweet and beautifuL wife of such a prePosterous thing?
     
  38. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Like this post if she’s in the room with you
     
  39. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Thanks for the like
     
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  40. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  41. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    If sterling had come back like a week later with just the Kanye emerging on stage gif it would've been one of my favorite posts of all time
     
  42. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    It would've been the most liked post ever.
     
  43. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i think that kind of humor is a bit above old sterling’s social capabilities
     
  44. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    promising him likes is probably the only way he comes back.
     
  45. RSK

    RSK Well-Known Member
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    I don't understand why he wouldn't just make a new account. If you don't have the will power to completely quit the board and are terrified of posting again just come back as Awkward Homer or something.
     
  46. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice
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    I feel attacked
     
  47. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
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    unless you aren’t friendly with the mods then they’ll just out you the first chance they get
     
  48. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    sterling has such a distinctive posting style/way of interacting with humans, that it would be immediately clear who the new guy is
     
  49. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    That’s not true

    We’ve never said anything about your shitty Boo MFer alt account