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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by righty, Aug 28, 2019.
Sterling A we still love you
You’re just sick
I will donate $500 towards his therapy session if Sterling A does a tell all thread for all to see
Sterling we just want you back, munchausen syndrome and all
Yes, but not with the sane intensity as the love he would have gotten from the former roommate of his whose love for him totally would be burning with the intensity of 10,000 suns whenever she finally got around to realizing they were meant to be together like they are in his mind.
I think if I’m honest with myself, when I compare the love I had for him when he had a dying fiancé to the love I have for him now, it has probably decreased by some degree.
Inversely proportional to my interest level
just want to go on the record and say I don't love Sterling
Fuck you too, dude
How long you gonna stick with this schtick?
Probably an hour or two
Need to change to Sterling Baby
Or Sterling B(aby)
Was gonna post this
Sterling not a wife Beater
He’s had the same schtick since the age of 24.
this is honestly an improvement, football mike
Hey for real though prayers lifted to Sterling A
Get those good vibes to him, let him know we're with him
Thank you. Your support means a ton to Darian and me
I WOULD NEVER FIGHT MY FIANCÉE*
Now, my wife...
I had Britney Spears as a girlfriend when I was in middle school but she would only come visit me in secret on the weekends and she was super impressed with my cock and the 9 seconds I would last for.
You don’t have $500
Let’s compare personal financial statements right now!
If Manti Te’o can go on with his life. So can you Sterling A . Just change your screen name to Sterling B and come back
i'm still catching up but did we get to the bottom of why Clown Baby is beating wives
You’ve got that backwards, friend. We still haven’t found out why I’m NOT beating my wife
I, for one, would implore the board to get behind the #FightMrsClownBaby movement to rally together and show Mrs. CB that she can overcome this type of abuse.
Mrs. Clown Baby is tall and has a good reach. I'd expect her to win in 3 rounds.
Are you suggesting Pokes asked the wrong question? Clown Baby does your wife still beat you?
How dare you accusE my sweet and beautifuL wife of such a prePosterous thing?
Like this post if she’s in the room with you
Thanks for the like
We see you Sterling A
If sterling had come back like a week later with just the Kanye emerging on stage gif it would've been one of my favorite posts of all time
It would've been the most liked post ever.
i think that kind of humor is a bit above old sterling’s social capabilities
promising him likes is probably the only way he comes back.
I don't understand why he wouldn't just make a new account. If you don't have the will power to completely quit the board and are terrified of posting again just come back as Awkward Homer or something.
I feel attacked
unless you aren’t friendly with the mods then they’ll just out you the first chance they get
sterling has such a distinctive posting style/way of interacting with humans, that it would be immediately clear who the new guy is
That’s not true
We’ve never said anything about your shitty Boo MFer alt account