Hi, yes, I started a thread about my friend dating a porn star before the crash. . .

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  1. dukebuckeye

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    Looks like he knocked her up. lmbo

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    Well, I am expecting a baby fishy.


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  2. Bruce Wayne

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  3. Jax Teller

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  4. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Liked for weird pregnant mermaid.


    I see preggo porn in her near future.
     
  5. teel

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    Can't wait for the baby to be black :laugh:
     
  6. BudKilmer

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    How the fuck does someone whose job is to take a cock get pregnant?
     
  7. BamaNug

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    Mazeltov!

    Here's to the happy couple
     
  8. TC

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    Watching a birth has to be disgusting enough but with that extra little skin flap she has added in :donotwant:

    Dear god why am I imagining this
     
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  9. Jigga

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    Lots of sperm
     
  10. Iron Mickey

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  11. OHW

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    Neither can he.
     
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  12. TC

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  13. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    That might be the best meme ever produced.
     
  14. dukebuckeye

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    This is fantastic.
     
  15. HotMic

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    Lookin to get in on that backdoor mom money IMHO.
     
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  17. Celemo

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  18. Daniel Ocean

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  19. ned's head

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    I'd be booking my spot on maury for about 9 months from now
     
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  20. Barves2125

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    Pregnant in your first few months of being a porn star. The double ACL tear of the porn industry.
     
  21. Bruce Wayne

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    More like "pregnant in the first few months of dating a porn star." Homegirl's been in the business for a few years
     
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  22. UncleJesse

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    That shit pays really well now I hear.
     
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  23. Houndster

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    Are male pornstars held responsible if they end up knocking up a chick during a porno?
     
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  24. Crepeswithasmile

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    you breed it, you feed it.
     
  25. Barves2125

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    Ah, I thought she was new. I guess my scouting department needs some work. I'll get on that...right now.
     
  26. Can I Spliff it

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    Lives in Sandusky, Ohio, huh?
     
  27. jokewood

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    The child becomes a dependent of the film production company.
     
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  28. dukebuckeye

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    Apparently
     
  29. Taco Sa1ad

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    So technically, I can help support this kid (and your friend) by beating my meat to this girl? Talk about a TMB movement I can get behind.
     
  30. Can I Spliff it

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    The line to get behind her is pretty long. You and her future husband can shoot the shit while y'all wait your turn
     
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  31. OopsPowSurprise

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    Pawpride is excited to see her next few months of shoots
     
  32. TheFreak55

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    Can someone post the alien part of her vagina
     
  33. Hugo Boss

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    Ewwwww, why?
     
  34. kslim

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    He's a freak
     
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  35. Nick Rivers

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    kind of looks like this only its not on a turkey its coming out of her vagina.

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  36. 3NolesFan3

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    It was worth suffering the Great TMB Crash of 2015 because it gave us this. This is the best meme I've ever seen.
     
  37. Jax Teller

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    Y'all don't remember it from the old meme thread? Glad someone remembered it or saved it cause it fit perfectly here.
     
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  38. 3NolesFan3

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    My TMB memory serves one use, and that is remembering all the dumb shit dbl has ever said so I can throw it in his face at a later date.
     
  39. TC

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    Yeah that's where I saw it. Honestly I never expected it to catapult me to tmbs most liked list but I'm gonna enjoy my 15 minutes of fame
     
  40. bro

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    this meme is so 2013 Meme Thread
     
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  41. Boom TittyMilk

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    Does she get premium pay for pregger scenes?
     
  42. og543ss

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    seriously if I were him how could you be sure its yours
     
  43. BudKilmer

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    how the fuck a porn star get pregnant is right up there with how the fuck a baby fracture its arm
     
  44. Llama

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    how is babby formed
     
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  45. gritzy

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  46. Magneto

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    Congratulations?
     
  47. Beeds07

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    My EXACT words
     
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  48. SP1

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    more like Put-in-bae, mirite Ohio posters!??!?
     
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