HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: “just one of those days”

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  1. Louis Holth

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    Eddie licking his chops rn
     
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  2. One Two

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    This franchise is operating the same way I do if I’m trying to fix something in my house using only the shit in my junk drawer because I don’t want to go to Home Depot.
     
  3. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  4. seanofthedead86

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    And make trade with Angels
     
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  5. SummerOfGeorge

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    2 takeaways from today, mainly with Eddie

    (a) In a normal situation, Eddie is just a stopgap that won't start a game over the next 6 weeks and might get 3-4 at bats until Ronald comes back. However, we're managed by a pea brain, and I fully expect him to start platooning (at best) or just starting him (at worst) over Eli moving forward.

    (b) The combination of being poor and AA just clearly not believing in allocating ANY resources to non-starter position players (or taking chances on young AAAA non-prospect types to fill those roles) is pretty incredible. Here are our backups in the first 8 weeks of the season the last 5 years.

    2021
    Alex Jackson
    Cristian Pache (prospect)
    Pablo Sandoval
    Ehire Adrianza

    2022
    Manny Pina
    William Contreras (prospect)
    Orlando Arcia
    Alex Dickerson
    Guillermo Heredia

    2023
    Travis d'Arnaud
    Ehire Adrianza
    Kevin Pillar
    Sam Hilliard

    2024
    Travis d'Arnaud
    Luis Guillorme
    Forrest Wall
    Kelenic/Duvall (platoon)

    2025
    Chadwick Tromp
    Nick Allen
    Bryan De La Cruz
    Eli White




    I mean that shit would hilarious if it wasn't nausea inducing.
     
    #221555 SummerOfGeorge, Apr 28, 2025
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  6. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Who takes the mound tomorrow? I’m going tonight and debating on all 3 or taking tomorrow off.
     
  7. SummerOfGeorge

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    Likely Smith-Shawver
     
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  8. One Two

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  9. SummerOfGeorge

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    "Ozzie has earned the #5 spot. Look at the back of his baseball card. He'll come around, he's a guy who knows how to make things happen."

    - Brian Snitker after Ozzie Albies falls to 2/21 with RISP in a loss to Colorado and continues hitting 5th
     
  10. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    the national media needs to report on this story
     
  11. Louis Holth

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    I just ran it through some advanced software and it’s real…….
     
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  12. CUAngler

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    Did not realize how bad the Rockies are. Woof
     
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  13. Louis Holth

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    They’re almost assuredly about to take two out of three from us
     
  14. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Simply no way to see this coming

    :roll:
     
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  15. Louis Holth

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  16. SummerOfGeorge

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    New grip!
     
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  17. Quick

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    I hate every person associated with this team
     
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  18. Nug

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    No serious framchise would trot this bum out every 5 days. Fucking joke
     
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  19. SummerOfGeorge

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    Wait that dude hit the NEW GRIP SLIDER??!?!?!?!?!?!
     
  20. HtownTide

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    Excited for a series against the Rockies. Just tuned in, how are things going so far?
     
  21. SummerOfGeorge

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    "Lots of reason for optimism right now"

    CJ, Bryce Elder and our bullpen still have to pitch 8 more innings in Coors Field. Shut the fuck up.
     
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  22. HtownTide

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    There are hung sliders, and then there is whatever you call that pitch that Elder threw for the 3 run bomb. The guys in the home run derby would kill for that velocity and location
     
  23. gus_chiggins

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    Good stuff Ozzie. Some things are just unavoidable
     
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  24. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    i honestly thought starting this loser in coors would work damn talk about egg on my face
     
  25. SummerOfGeorge

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    Wow look at all his ground balls outs also the double and 3 run homer but ground ball outs the other times!
     
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  26. Louis Holth

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  27. seanofthedead86

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    Kranitz has looked dejected Elder's last few starts.
     
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  28. Louis Holth

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    “That’s the first ball in the air but still an out” lmao except for the double and 3-run homer
     
  29. SummerOfGeorge

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    Yea, not sure how anybody can feel good about this situation. It's May 1 and the manager doesn't have any idea what's going on, Ronald hasn't started doing anything team related, the whole other thing. Not great.
     
  30. SummerOfGeorge

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    They're aggressively attempting to speak into existence that things are going well for him tonight. Bold strategy.
     
  31. SummerOfGeorge

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    At least we have Eli White
     
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  32. One Two

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    Good thing Snit now has Rosario to haphazardly pinch hit for White
     
  33. SummerOfGeorge

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    He's absolutely going to start playing him against righties 2-3 times a week. And Eddie was as bad or worse in Washington last year after we finally cut him, so it isn't like he's shown any sort of resurgence.
     
  34. One Two

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    :windsy:
     
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  35. gus_chiggins

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    Dugo remains clutch
     
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  36. Louis Holth

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    He’s a winning player
     
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  37. SummerOfGeorge

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    Beautiful swing in that spot.
     
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  38. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Productivity from the leadoff spot unlocks offense. More at 10:00
     
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  39. SummerOfGeorge

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    Can't wait to get back into this one and have Elder serve up 2 more gopher balls on his way to a 3+ inning outing.
     
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  40. SummerOfGeorge

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    Some really good ABs this inning by Allen, Verdugo and Ozuna doing non-swing hard and close your eyes things.
     
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  41. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    How long until Morton is back?
     
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  42. Louis Holth

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    Whoops
     
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  43. seanofthedead86

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    When do we see Ian?
     
  44. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Tomorrow
     
  45. gus_chiggins

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    My stream cut out. Did Ozzie have another infield popup?
     
  46. spydog

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  47. HtownTide

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    High octane offense
     
  48. SummerOfGeorge

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  49. seanofthedead86

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    What an odd sequence
     
  50. seanofthedead86

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    I was thinking bottom.of the 5th with 2 on and 1 out.
     
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