HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: “just one of those days”

I'm not even mad at Elder. He's pitched well since the end of April and this shit happens sometimes. Shit ass offense needs near perfection from the pitchers everyday to have a chance.

 

If getting humiliated by the AAA Rockies isn’t enough I dunno that anything will be

 

There’s no defense of adding to this team. Need to cut as many contracts as possible.

 

Yeah he’s like our #7 starter what can we realistically ask from him. The problem is the offense continues to suck ass.

 

Ozuna has been pretty awful for a while now

 

Because he’s hurt and inexplicably still playing

 

And it’s very clear by his 1997 lead off hitter type numbers. But whatever the Atlanta Braves have zero coherent approach or strategy to anything.

 

Marquez had a 7 era coming in and he’s gonna go 6 IP 2 ER

 

Good better draft pick. You’re the idiot attending the game and supporting this.

 

My boy loves baseball. Even the bad kind. Hard to not indulge it.

I grew up on much shittier Braves baseball than this.

 

He’s putting out Charlie vibes from this

 

He’d punch that turncoat nazi youth in the throat

 

If I never have have watch Pierce Johnson and his stupid fucking curve ever again I’ll be a happy man

 

ozzie not getting to that first single is absurd. he’s beyond washed

 

He'd leave a gate open and call ICE from deep in the clubhouse

 

He's got a torn hip, let's just roll him out there

 

not like we have a perfectly set up situation for a C/DH platoon

 

You can't hit your reserve catcher

 

lol Nick Allen flying out to the base of the wall is just perfect

 

and you can’t send down Luke Williams for a 3rd catcher. Blasphemy!

 

Poor fucking Ronald Trout Acuna

 

Not sure I could believe that acuna would be this good and the team this bad

 

he’s come back as good as he’s ever been

it has not mattered one bit

 

The team somehow got worse

 

We all knew this would be the case though. This team clearly had a number of glaring issues besides his absence.

The only morons trying the same thing every night and expecting different results are our manager and front office

 

Is Riley even an MLB player anymore?

 

that devious grounds crew is back at it

 

And if they leave that a hit and not an error it’ll be clear AI needs to take over official scoring next

 

just an embarrassing effort. Again

 

Gotta be

 

Everyone knows that was the grounds crew’s fault.

 

the only reason to watch at this point is for ron and the doddfather

 

Our doddy is so good

 

Loubias never doubted Doddy

 

Pls DL Ozuna ffs

 

Doddys flow is beautiful

Marcel can barely even turn his body

 

Ozzie too

 

These losers are allergic to risp. It’s hilarious.

 

i think you need two letters after the “d” regarding oz

 

MIKE

WERE BACK

 

Nice

 

lol

 

Mike!

 

you will not be warned again about spoilers

 

I waited until Nick walked up get faster internet you poor!

 

like i said….this will be your last warning

 

is the punishment watching these guys play more?

 

That pitch Mike hit out might be one of the worst sliders I've ever seen thrown at the MLB level.

...but I'll take it!

 

Okay the time to complain about evo/luck was on Ron’s AB there ball was nuked

 

Jk lol