HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. wes tegg

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    There's also a difference between being not guilty of domestic violence and being innocent of domestic violence.
     
  2. Tobias

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    what is up with our signings agreeing to donate salary to the braves foundation
     
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  3. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Ponzi scheme to pay Bruce Sutter
     
  4. bcuga

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    Tax deductions maybe
     
  5. jrmy

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    Someone is mad that the Braves aren’t doing their round up fundraisers with the Loubias Foundation
     
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  6. Drunkle Tom

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  7. ashy larry

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  8. gus_chiggins

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    AHHHHHHHH

    sign Freddie
     
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  9. Clown Baby

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    Freddie is like Lebron where he gets to pick the coach and Snit is Freddie’s guy. Look for an extension soon.
     
  10. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I wonder if there's no movement on Freddie because there aren't a ton of other clubs in on him. Rizzo and Olson are available. Not sure how many clubs want to spend 30 million on first base.

    We might have the best offer and have no reason to bid against ourselves.
     
  11. Jake Barnes

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    The Pujols disaster may actually work to our advantage.

    How awesome would it be if we could end up getting him that sixth year at a (relative) discount of say $25M AAV?
     
  12. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Rosenthal...

    The Dodgers, after losing Seager and facing the loss of Trea Turner to free agency after this season, could turn to Correa as their long-term solution at short. Their clubhouse might be more welcoming than the Yankees — it will have a much different look than it did when the team lost the 2017 World Series to the Astros, with Seager gone and Chris Taylor, Clayton Kershaw, Joe Kelly and Kenley Jansen also free agents. But starting pitching is the Dodgers’ priority, and if they go big on an offensive free agent they might prefer first baseman Freddie Freeman as a left-handed-hitting replacement for Seager
     
  13. Clown Baby

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    The Dodgers love move guys around so look for Freddie to play 60 games at third
     
  14. UKupNorth

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    Not breaking any news here but salivating at the potential line up of

    Ron
    Soler (DH)
    Fred
    Riley
    Ozzie
    D'Arnaud
    Rosario
    Duvall
    Dansby
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Where is Ozuna?
     
  16. Tobias

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    soler isnt returning unless we find a trade partner for ozuna

    just move on from that dream now
     
  17. UKupNorth

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    In jail. No, imo, I don't think he plays for Braves again. So not counting him. I know the braves are on the hook until possibly 2025, but think he gets dealt.
     
  18. UKupNorth

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    This is what I am hoping.
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, that's not going to happen
     
  20. Tobias

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    unless we eat a lot of salary (which isnt our MO), i don't see that happening either unfortunately
     
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  21. SC

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  22. UKupNorth

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    Alright. Stop killing my dreams please.
     
  23. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Even with ozuna, we are going to need to sign a bunch of outfielders. Duvy is the most versatile but offensively I'd prefer soler/rosario. I guess we give Pache another shot in spring training.
     
  24. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I would prefer a LH OF bat

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  25. Louis Holth

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  26. ashy larry

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  27. Tobias

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    lefty [x]
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    plays OF [x]

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  28. jrmy

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    lefty [x]
    bat [x]
    plays OF [x]
    two for one [x]

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  29. Reggie Washington

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    Y'all are really killing my post-WS championship vibes
     
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  30. HtownTide

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    This picture gives me PTSD
     
  31. Louis Holth

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    The original fuckface
     
  32. One Two

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    I am enjoying some of these big signings elsewhere juxtaposed with “the defending World Series champions have resigned their backup outfielder!”
     
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  33. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Yates and (from a purely baseball perspective) ozuna, are big deals.
     
  34. One Two

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    Ozuna is unfortunate unless something more definitive about him truly being innocent comes out. He also sucked last year before the arrest
     
  35. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He almost won a tripple crown two years ago. He's a bad person, but he's a good hitter.
     
  36. FightingCock

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    He had a hand or wrist injury didn't he? Before he went out
     
  37. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Think it was a slow start then broke his arm.

    The guy is a wife beater but let's not pretend he's Olivera who was a wife beater and sucked at baseball.
     
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  38. Tobias

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    he was starting to get it together when he got hurt iirc

    him and freddie were both similarly terrible last year to start

    in a vacuum, having him back is massive because he can absolutely rake. just only from a baseball perspective
     
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  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Guys, this is fucking huge for us..

     
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  40. Tobias

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    damn that’s actually massive and keeps ronnie and chuck on schedule

    sucks that fuckface won’t be able to rehab his broken back from trying to suck his own dick since it happened at home and not on team property
     
  41. HtownTide

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    If the Dodgers sign Freddie i will throw up and shit myself at the same time
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    So a typical Saturday for you
     
  43. Tobias

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    that's a waste of $3m
     
  44. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    What if it means no Johan?
     
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  45. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Am I the only one that doesn’t care if we re-sign Fred? The Braves Twitter content will be well worth it.
     
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  46. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Heyman is just tweeting out text messages that Fred’s agent is sending him