HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

What are you doing Dans

 

Adams is running you dumbass

 

Still a dp candidate at the plate.

 

Why is he still in...righties all the way now

 

Love pitching away with a super shift on

 

Come on AJ get yourself out of this

 

God damnit

 

I don't like Minter against Dozier. Where is Tony?

 

Fuck you Minter. Fuck you dans

 

New that was going to happen. Fuckin knew it. Minter throws so much fuckin trash in the dirt. Fuck him.

 

FFS

 

Fucking ass

 

What a goddamn joke

 

Get your body in front of it Tyler that was lazy as shit

 

Why is AJ in any kind of a leverage situation. He has literally pissed down his leg in every scenario that didn’t involve a 6 run game.

 

Just throw this guy gas three times he sucks ass

 

If we lose because of this shit I'm gonna lose my fuckin mind.

Spoiler

I already have

 

Well we blew our shot to take the lead and absolutely handed the lead back to them

 

All this bullshit about how well Minter was throwing in AAA, knew it was too good to be true.

He and Folty can carpool the fuck out of town.

 

lol. The nats are so deep in our players heads. We’re a fucking little league team against them

 

Fuck this teams pitching

 

Plenty of time left

 

I hate Minter’s stupid beard too.

 

Well this guys sucks so that’s nice

 

AJ is an Aggie so him being terrible is super on brand

 

Come on Goat be big here baby.

 

Where’s BDC?

 

LET'S GO GOAT

 

Time for some Goat heroics

Don’t let us down

 

RHP

 

GOAT

 

GOAT

 

God, GOAT is so fucking slow.

 

Goat!!!!

 

Woooooooo

 

Pump the sunshine directly into my veins!!!

 

Fuck yeah GOAT

 

Dammit Ron

Elevate something Dans

 

Ron trying to yank shit against this clown.

 

Come on Dans. Damnit don't blow this chance.

 

It worked, but BDC has better numbers against RHP than LHP, and has better numbers against RHP than GOAT.

 

Hell yeah Bae

 

BAE! Fuck yes.

 

Dansby!

 

Yessss!!!! Love you bae!!!!

 

Bae!!!!!!!!!

 

Bae!