HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Louis Holth

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    He’s hanging the slider or it’s a non-competitive pitch in the dirt/off the plate more times than not
     
  2. Jimmy Was Taken

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    It really has been a disastrous pitch for him. He and the team continually insisting he's fine physically makes it look worse, imo. If he were hurt it'd be an excuse, if he's not then he's just bad.

    Even if it's just to rest him and have him working on side sessions, fake an IL stint. Not a chance any of the other guys would still be trotting out there every 5th day, results have to mean something at some point.
     
  3. Baby Boy

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    Good news from Newk tonight. Start him.
     
  4. Drown ‘Em

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  5. jrmy

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    Folty to IL

    Give Newk another spot start
     
  6. jrmy

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    You obviously aren’t familiar with what happens the day after his blown saves
     
  7. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  8. Louis Holth

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    Luke has been really good this year and has been great for this team. Turning on him is dumb, but he doesn’t handle the ninth well at this point. Granted a few of his BS we’re getting BABIP to death early on but those seemed to leave him questioning his self. I really don’t want to try Swarzak in the ninth bc he’s going so well the way he’s being used. I’d probably trade for a closer or use Luke/Newk depending on how you feel about the matchups.
     
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  9. Louis Holth

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    I want to see the Braves use Folty in the pen, so SCSA will be torn about who he wants to close games. Would love to see his inner monologue over that.
     
  10. Doc Louis

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    That's when he racks up the holds
     
  11. Doc Louis

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    I'd love to see them use Touki as a valet for all the good he does on the mound
     
  12. Clown Baby

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    You baked too long in your mother, Steven
     
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  13. Paulbee78

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    Drown ‘Em

    Listened to about 3/4 of the game, didn’t watch a single pitch live.

    Happy to do my part.

    Lock in a series win for the 3:35am game tomorrow.
     
  14. Baby Boy

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    Folty apparently quite emotional after the game from a couple of reports.


     
  15. Louis Holth

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    Snit not holding back. Glad to see that. Folty needs to act like a professional athlete even when he doesn’t perform like one.
     
  16. SC

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    That's about as harsh as you'll see Snit be toward a player. Good for him.
     
  17. Baby Boy

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    He ain't here for this baby back bitch shit. You're a pro. You're a former all star. You have the stuff to be a top of the line starter. Stop being a bitch. Get your head right and lead this staff. We need you, Folty.

    Beyond that... he's a dad. Do you really want your kids seeing you carry yourself in that manner when they look up to you and watch your every move? Just speaking as a dad you have to be conscious of these things with your kids.
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    I know Snit sucks at managing the bullpen but he’s actually pretty great otherwise. If he’s being critical of Folty, it’s to motivate him.
     
  19. Drown ‘Em

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    You sir are a gentleman.
     
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  20. DrunkJester

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    This is accurate. The sections behind the Braves dugout were packed with Braves fans.
     
  21. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hell of a comeback. Had to be pretty demoralizing to a team that appearance to be searching for reasons not to quit on the season. Win tomorrow could be another nail in the coffin.

    Can't believe the state of the Phillies. The kid the Marlins are throwing tomorrow has been fantastic. I'd think a sweep is in play and Kapler's seat may be a warming up.
     
  22. jrmy

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    We’re getting some sacrificial lamb AAAA pitcher named Austin Voth tomorrow. 4+ ERA in his past two years at AAA. Good walk and K rates but appears to give up a lot of hard contact.

    Should (knock on wood) be a lot of fun against Soroka
     
  23. Clown Baby

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    That’s cool because we threw a sacrificial lamb tonight
     
  24. jrmy

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    CB you seem awfully upset lately is it all the money we spent on Keuchel?
     
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  25. Festus McBadass

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    Didn’t get to see the game, but just caught up on the thread. What a roller coaster
     
  26. ashy larry

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  27. Silky Johnson

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    Folty definitely needs to not act like a child on the mound, but I like the fact that he was genuinely upset after the game. Not one of those dudes who says the right things but seems to not really give a shit. Hope he gets right in AAA, but obviously we shouldn't be counting on him for anything the rest of the year.
     
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  28. devine

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    What’s the move today boys! I’m feeling good
     
  29. Paulbee78

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    Just thinking about going to bed.

    Had far too much to drink for a Sunday.
     
  30. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We need to hire Hernandez back in some capacity. He had Newk and Folty rolling.
     
  31. devine

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    Wait what
     
  32. Paulbee78

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    I’m from the future
     
  33. devine

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  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  35. Degausser

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    You would
     
  36. Room 15

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    Praise the lord.

    I mean...get some rest friend!
     
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  37. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Zing!
     
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  38. Louis Holth

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    Does anybody know if allard has continued to throw 91-93? If his control and velo are back, he could help out.
     
  39. Baby Boy

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    I believe so. In his previous start before this he touched 93 early a time or two. Beyond that I think he was in that range you listed.

    He starts today so I guess we'll see.
     
  40. Baby Boy

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    Oh yeah that girl straight fire.
     
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  41. Louis Holth

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    This is correct. She also has the craziest of eyes.
     
  42. Louis Holth

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    chuckles whats our proprietary formula showing today? Smoltzy deserves to know early so they can get rich.
     
  43. Roy Kent

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    Not Suckbotka!!!!!!!

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  44. chuckles

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    I literally just placed my wager on the Bravos -1.5 at -105. A lot of the odds aren't available yet because of the pitching change but I'm likely to pound the Braves team over against this rook.
     
  45. Louis Holth

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    This call up was obvious. Need to use the bullpen help until folty’s turn in the rotation comes up again, and Ynoa isn’t eligible unless injury allows it.
     
  46. Louis Holth

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    Guys, this call has the blessing of Lou with the financial backing of Tobias. Get rich.
     
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  47. chuckles

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    After some reflection about how much we kick ass in rubber matches I just made this my largest bet so far. Godspeed Soroka and co. :ohnoes::ohnoes: