HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

There's got to be absolutely no way we let him back in the 25 man roster.

If we can't trade him we're gonna have to cut him. At this point I don't think he can bring back much more than a shirt low level guy.

Or maybe we can swap him for a shit reliever with similar salary and hope both do better in New environments

 

Nobody likes a tattletale. Besides, just keep that in the back of your mouth mind. You may need some extra cash at the rate your gambling is going.

 

Really messed up not moving him in the offseason.

And just think, fucking Snit thinks he can lead off.

 

I remember how cocky DMX was over Ender hitting 300 for like the first week of the season

 

Facing a lefty starter and of course Markakis gets the start while Culberson can’t buy one. It’s maddening the spell kakes has over this organization

 

go kakes go

 

The best we can expect from Kakes vs a lefty is that swinging bunt he had last night

 

Kakes is v good vs RHP.

 

Ender's wRC+ was 61 prior to his injury.

Where is there a spot for him on this roster without making a trade? You can't cut any of our bench players and who would you remove from this bullpen right now? Beyond that you have Duvall who's hit 25 HRs, plays good defense and he's just rotting down in Gwinnett.

 

I believe Ender has to be promoted 20 days after his rehab assignment started due to his service time.

Same for Gausman. They can't just stay in the minors

 

I still believe Gausman can help this team win. We're gonna shuttle certain guys back and forth from Gwinnett all season.

I don't know if what Ender brings to the table is better than any position player we already have on the roster.

 

I agree I Gausman.

But the fact stands that we either have to DFA ender or trade him in about two weeks. He can't get back on this team

 

that swinging bunt won us the game last night but you people are just totally ungrateful for his cooperstown contributions

 

I beg to differ, I dont believe ABs that don't lead to anything in the stat column show up in Cooperstown

 

you can’t spell cooperstown intangibles without the word intangibles

 

We’re just a couple more mediocre at bats from Toby renaming Kakes the Greek Freak and doing a weird performance art where he defends him to the death like he does with Julio

 

You can with with why I spell.

Checkmate

 

this is art

 

Albies going deep today. He just gave my nephew his batting gloves!!

 

guess someone is still bitter about ace’s gem last night

 

I can envision a scenario where they include Camargo as part of a trade and keep Ender on the team for insurance/defense in CF and for base running. I could also see Ender being part of a trade but that still leaves a lack of a CF backup to Acuna unless Duvall comes up but whose place would he take?I suppose they could DFA Joyce but he’s been a nice bat off the bench. Also someone could get hurt between now and the time he is ready to be activated. I’d prefer to keep Camargo but he can be a chip they play in getting pitching help.

 

Didn't even do that on purpose

 

Well, give em back he's got a game tonight!!

 

Pache can be his back up.

The bat will be at worst the same and defense better

 

Yes I suppose that is an option also.

 

Braves ML today was free money

 

Feel like Pache is a viable option late in the season and in October. Especially if everyone else keeps mashing.

 

Tobias every time Julio gives up 6+ runs:

 

Max, let that one go man.

 

Max tf are you doing

 

Gotta let that trickle foul

 

Zone is still wide

 

Generous call I think but great pitch nonetheless

 

Pitching out of a jam, bitch

 

There ya go, Max. Don't try to get too cute with this lineup. Pound the fastball.

 

Especially with the zip and movement he seems to have today

 

RONNIE BABY

 

To quote Rob Thomas, “man, it’s a hot one.”

 

Ronnie!!!

 

RONALD

 

Ron Bomb!

 

RONALD

 

Ronnie owns these dudes. Going to be like a chipper Mets situation.

 

Rob!!!!

 

RONBOMB

 

This Acuna guy might be a star

 

Ozzzzz